Napout: MMA merchandise gone berserk

by Jesse Holland on Oct 21, 2008 8:31 PM EDT

A mere $950.00. Available at the TAPOUT.com store.

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Wow, you gotta be a real fag to order something like this. by the way, did you guys hear the reason silva wants to retire? he wants to fight RJJ, and with the exclusive contracts isn’t able to.
dana might have to actually start reconsidering this for a few of his stars!

by kevin (most moderated guy on mmamania) on Oct 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions

lmao this looks so gay. I can’t believe someone would ever buy this. This may sound stupid but what is “RJJ”?

by RyanHobbs on Oct 21, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions

Roy Jones Jr.

by Chase on Oct 21, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions

Roy Jones Jr.

by Pat on Oct 21, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions

RJJ=Roy Jones Jr.

Call me gay, but a part of me finds that bed to be kinda cool lol. If I were about 10 years younger I’d rock it.

by Jimmy on Oct 21, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions

roy jones jr.
there’s an interview floating around.
lol jesse, mania edits me, you omit. I like that. I’ll keep it clean and not bash anymore!

by kevin (most moderated guy on mmamania) on Oct 21, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions

Kevin, Off topic, But since Kimbo was fighting for 500k, do you honestly think he would fight for 10 to show and 10 to win as some people are suggesting? that’s a huge downgrade, But certainly what he should have been getting in the first place.

by Chase on Oct 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions

either that or start collecting unemployment!

by kevin (most moderated guy on mmamania) on Oct 21, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions

LOL, true.

by Chase on Oct 21, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions

hey did you guys hear that jenna is bed ridden? (true)
if she stands the kids might fall out. (joke)

by kevin (most moderated guy on mmamania) on Oct 21, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions

I saw that coming yet still Lol’d.

by NameNotRequired on Oct 21, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions

ROFL!!!!

by chefdaddy on Oct 22, 2008 7:50 AM EDT up reply actions

So when is yours coming in Kevin? j/k ;)

by F. Krueger on Oct 21, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions

I just ordered mine

by brendan on Oct 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions

I thought that I could not hate the guys at Tapout anymore than I already did after seeing them on tv. I was apparently mistaken.

by naturalshadow on Oct 21, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions

If you are actually considering buying this bed. You must meet 1 of the 2 requirements.

1. Be 10 years old
2. Be single for the rest of your life.

by c-war on Oct 21, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions

3. Never expect to have sex in it, at least with another person.

by naturalshadow on Oct 21, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions

you could probably get some gothic chick into it with the cage and stuff, chain her up, etc.

by brendan on Oct 21, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions

Come on now brendan, you don’t need all that mesh to handcuff/tie up a girl securely!!!!!

by chefdaddy on Oct 22, 2008 7:51 AM EDT up reply actions

Let us know how that works out Brendan

by c-war on Oct 22, 2008 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions

No you guys are missing the best part. Did you notice the padded edges? Those are for when your chick gets out of hand and you want to slam her face into it. It doesn’t do as much damage as a wall but she wont have the busted face to prove you did it, plus you still get your point across!

by IhitU.uHITfloor on Oct 22, 2008 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions

haha. It is wrong, but I still laughed.

by naturalshadow on Oct 22, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions

I bet nobody would think that bed was stupid if it came with gina carano

by echops on Oct 22, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions

No, I would still think the bed was stupid, but I could do Gina on the floor.

by naturalshadow on Oct 22, 2008 5:10 AM EDT up reply actions

You guys remind me of the Family Guy episode where everyone hates on Barry Manilow until they can’t stand the lies and fess up to the truth. LOL…

Look at this from the business perspective – the TapOut guys are business gurus looking to expand their place in the market. This bed will sell and do very well. I will not buy one as it is not my thing but many people will.

by DJ on Oct 22, 2008 6:32 AM EDT up reply actions

whatever Kevin lol …i know you clicked the link first! lol you thought about it.

by santiago69us on Oct 22, 2008 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions

oh my god…

by DB on Oct 21, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions

That Looks like the bed GSP and Cote should get together hah.

by Chase on Oct 21, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions

lol, I wish I wrote that first!
did mania just put Brock Lesner back to the top or an I hallucinating???

by kevin (most moderated guy on mmamania) on Oct 21, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions

Thanks Kevin hah, and yes they did.

by Chase on Oct 21, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions

They did it because it was an updated version.

by RyanHobbs on Oct 22, 2008 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions

they look cool idk what the wife would think tho lol

by j on Oct 21, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions

Oh dear. And lol at the price.

by Macho Bullshit on Oct 21, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions

Thats gotta be one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen.

by B.P.D.H. on Oct 21, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions

If it was king sized and didnt have the matching pillows. it might be buyable

by Lyquid on Oct 21, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions

you’re kidding right??
sad thing is, I know you’re not!

by kevin (most moderated guy on mmamania) on Oct 21, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions

lol yeah thats something you wanna bring a girl home to

by shinbob on Oct 22, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions

Way to ensure you don’t get laid. I’m surprised it doesn’t come with a toy chest to put UFC action figures in.

by Pat on Oct 21, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions

WOW, 2 guys who beat me to it in one thread. Those toys/dolls/action figres would go great in an octogon toy box.
I just asked my son if he would want this bed and he said “what would I want with that dad, can I get bunk beds”

by kevin (most moderated guy on mmamania) on Oct 21, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions

I’m sure there is some teenage boy who wants it…:/

by DSmith on Oct 21, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions

This conjures up images of Skyscrape and Mask, jumping up and down on a giant rotating, octagon-shaped bed. Slapass jumps in after the bed starts rotating and they have a pillow fight that quickly reduces into them “pulling guard” on one another.

Oh brother.

by Space on Oct 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions

Next thing is the octagon crib!!

by mmanutz on Oct 21, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions

LOL

by Chase on Oct 21, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions

best part about it is handcuffs fit nicely in the fencing ;)

by randy murders on Oct 21, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions

Trust me , that’s proper when it comes to submission – sexual submission with a fit bird -Gena, for instance. Whoever taps out , has to do what’s told.

by ZinaList on Oct 21, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions