MMA Quick Quote: Kelly Kobald wants to be prettier than Gina Carano on Oct. 4

by James Iannotti on Oct 1, 2008 9:03 AM EDT

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"I’m looking for a 1st or 2nd round TKO or stoppage. Gina may be the face of MMA, but I have to say, win, lose or draw I’m going to be the pretty one leaving the cage. I plan on fucking her shit up."

-- Elite XC female fighter Kelly Kobald, who has a fight this Saturday night against Gina Carano at Elite XC: "Heat," tells FightHype.com that she plans to hit Gina with the ugly stick during their CBS televised match. She'll have to do a lot of hitting.

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Please dont do that kelly. thanks

by kimbo went to harvard on Oct 1, 2008 9:06 AM EDT reply actions

Kelly is cute.

by OJR on Oct 1, 2008 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions

Mmmm, I like chicks with dirty mouths. Too bad she loos like Rene Zellweger.

by PW on Oct 1, 2008 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions

Well I know who is going to be the ugliest one getting IN the cage that night and it aint Gina ‘show us your fanjita’ Carano!

by Ca$z on Oct 1, 2008 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions

no doupt this girls lass two fights were in the losers column, and one of them was Kedzie, a fighter Gina beat before. Why is Going down in ranks? Gina is a joke and a posser

by Ro-J on Oct 1, 2008 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions

PW – I agree, that quote was tight as hell!

by RedDog on Oct 1, 2008 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions

A little Renee isn’t bad…. even Kenny Chesney was OK with it for a bit.

by DJ on Oct 1, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions

Dude you have to be kidding about her being cute hahha. look at her sherdog picture and tell me if you think shes cute.

by belfort_fan on Oct 1, 2008 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions

Dude, there are 4 categories:

Ugly, average, cute and hot.

Kelly and Gina are cute. If some guys say average then I am cool w/ it. It ain’t like she is my girl or sis or anything…

by OJR on Oct 1, 2008 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions

Sorry man i just thought you were kidding. i think she is butt ass ugly

by belfort_fan on Oct 1, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions

Nice potty mouth on that one..lol

by THORAZINE on Oct 1, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions

Man this chic is talking alot of shit. I hope Gina messes her up. This could be a helluva fight.

by Jason on Oct 1, 2008 9:09 AM EDT reply actions

I wouldn’t but it past this girl to pull off the win. She does train at Minnesota Martial Arts Academy and thats not exactly a bad camp. Aside from that, whats with all the lube on her right arm in the picture.

by the_mexicutioner on Oct 1, 2008 9:23 AM EDT reply actions

That’s left over from fist-raping Sean Sherk.

by PW on Oct 1, 2008 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions

Wow. Thats pretty kinky.

by the_mexicutioner on Oct 1, 2008 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions

Aww! Gross!!lol

Why you gotta say nasty shit for PW?

by Stagger-Lee on Oct 1, 2008 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions

Ive been sayin in for a while now. I think shes gonna win for sure.

by belfort_fan on Oct 1, 2008 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions

I know she would kick your boy Olaf Alfonso’s bird beaked ass.

by the_mexicutioner on Oct 1, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions

Does she not already hold a KO win over Olaf? That’s a rare category to be in

by yohnstoppable on Oct 1, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions

LMAO. No she wouldnt. Olaf would beat all of you guys up. JK. That aint my boy!!

by belfort_fan on Oct 1, 2008 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions

She actually bounces between two camps, MMAA and Team Bison (Brett Rodgers’ camp).

by PJJ on Oct 3, 2008 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions

LOL I love it when fighters talk like this, male or female.

by Pat on Oct 1, 2008 9:24 AM EDT reply actions

Well if she wins by submission I will be DISPLEASED.

by DirtyML on Oct 1, 2008 9:35 AM EDT reply actions

Even “Glamor Shots” couldn’t make her look like the pretty one.

by MC on Oct 1, 2008 9:51 AM EDT reply actions

I think Kelly is cute.

by Bill Maher on Oct 1, 2008 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions

Rene was cute before she started appearing in Westerns looking like a starved greyhound.

by OJR on Oct 1, 2008 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions

That was meant for the post above. ARRRGH!!! Having an off day!

Bill-

I am w/ you, brother.

by OJR on Oct 1, 2008 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions

Look at the people Kobald has fought. Almost none of them have a single professional win, and for many it was their pro debut. Only 4 fighters are over .500 and she is 2-2 against them. Her record is all padding except 1 or 2 fights.

by EazyEismydad on Oct 1, 2008 10:03 AM EDT reply actions

hahaha

by adam on Oct 1, 2008 10:18 AM EDT reply actions

Hey Kelly, wanna put me in a triangle choke, or in your guard? please?

by The 5th Beatle on Oct 1, 2008 10:29 AM EDT reply actions

This should be the main event just so they can grease up the cage with some KY.

by kukuxumusu on Oct 1, 2008 11:27 AM EDT reply actions

I like the way this girl talks, but I don’t see her beating Gina. Gina beat Kedzie pretty easy and Kedzie beat Kelly in their last fight. I just hope Gina comes in really good shape for this fight and actually makes the 140 lb. weight limit.

by brac on Oct 1, 2008 1:54 PM EDT reply actions