I should get one because I read it for the articles!

I dont get the internet on the toilet.

Well, it’s very simple, I add a unique perspective to the site (while not always well received). I put my heart into my thoughts and opinions and never hold back on how I feel. I also do a great piece (not as much lately) called the morning conversation. I do it for free because I like to have one good non mmamania topic a day. For those of you that have seen the piece, I’ve had as many as 200 responses to my little baby. Thanks for your time, and by the way, the conversation restarts tomorrow, I’m currently doing research for the next one.
By the way, before you hate on me, I’m half joking here, it’s called sarcasm, for those who don’t have a sense of humor, hate a way, for the rest, laugh at me and my craziness!

by the way, one more thing, does CBGB pay Dana? He is like GSP, always wearing the same clothes! you’d think a multi millionaire, president of a huge company would switch up his T-Shirt here and there!

Jesse really did drop the ball in that last contest.

I should be the one because I feel violated by the way Dana is eye F-ing me in that picture and nothing makes me feel less gay than hot naked chicks.

Because Im pretty much Awesome

My reason

It is hard to explain the $5 buck to my girl after spending $85 on MMa PPV’s last month..(affliction/UFC)..

Dana is the man.. what much P#$%$#5y has he gotten since going from boxing/mma promotor/manager to Prez of the UFC.. Dana is a position today that most us Maniacs would drool to be in.. Picture a day in the life of Mr. Dana white.. like that movie being Jon Malchvich..something.. imagine being Dana White for a few days.. what would you do?? where would you go?? Which playboy bunny would you want to be with?? What fight would you announce? What would you say to your favorite UFC fighter..or least favorite (Kos..ex) who would you bring to the UFC and who would you cut from the UFC??.. it’s just a thought.

I would love a copy of the playboy Dana White issue..to put it with my other MMA articles, magazines, and books, etc.. and if I ever met Dana.. I would like a pic with him holding that playboy issue.. after he signed it for me.

Dana White = Boner of the month!

Because I’m special and dang it people like me.

I like Dana, but dude needs to quit crossing his arms and pushing up his biceps to make them look bigger in every picture he takes. And how many CBGB shurts does this dude own?

Because I am a happily married man and WINNING a Playboy Magazine is TOTALLY different than BUYING one when it comes to explaining it to the wife, especially if it happens to be found hidden behind the toilet in the bathroom.

Because I haven’t looked at an issue of Playboy in years, seriously.

I would also like to nominate Stinky Fingers because I have a feeling that he hasn’t been getting much love as of late, and after claiming to have lost approximately $2.5 million over the past 5 MMA events, I think the guy deserves a break in life. Deliver him a free orgasm compliments of MMAmania!!!

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I enjoyed reading the few parts of Dana White’s interview with Playboy that were released. I am looking forward to reading the interview in it’s entirety along with the rest of good articles and pictorials.

cause i could care less what dana has to say i just want to see some free boobies!

Because Playboy is the UFC of nudie magazines!

Does Anna Faris bare all? I’ve always thought she was cute but never the type for Playboy.

I think should get a copy because,
What’s better than beautiful women and MMA in the same magazine?

Go USAF

You should send me a playboy because if you don’t, my girlfriend is going to drown…

I deserve this literature because I’m the only one thus far to have asked politely. Please choose me as one of the winners for this article. I’m also a regular Dana White supporter on this site and I guess the Playboy is added benifits.

Regards

Cause I wanna see Dana naked…er wait, you said Playboy. Cause I wanna here what Dana has to say and see hott chicks naked for free, without hearing them complain. Oh yeah, and Im creepy.

I deserve this literature because I have patiently waited for Playboy to do a pictorial on Dana and am giddy with excitement!!

Simply because I am a huge MMA fan and would like to read the article. Nothing more nothing less.

cause im definately the only Newfoundlander that checks your website!
Newfoundland being a very small island on the east coast of Canada!

who is the centerfold?

If its not Dana White, you can keep it !!

I should get one because my wife works with this girl whose friend is the centerfold this month. Also my wife’s friend was going to pose for playboy and she is not at all ugly either. My wife went around trying to find that playboy an couldn’t find one anywhere. So I think that’s pretty brave of my wife to go around telling people that she needed that playboy magazine. Also this is a remote chance for me to see someone I could meat socially, naked.

its valuable reading for both the consumer and your partner i mean sure my gf wants to know whats going on with dana white even if she does stare at the pics

The ceterfold is Dana wearing nothing but an MMA mit. :-D

Long time reader here. In all Honesty…I can’t think of one good damn reason I should get it. I’m a bitch at times, I sometimes say first when I have the opportunity, when I disagree with other’s comment’s, I bluntly let them know about it, and I have never lost 2.5 million dollars before within like 3 events. Good luck Stinky.

because i have a kitchen table that needs to be leveled. i wouldnt dare look at it…

Dana is cool and hot naked women are also neat.

1. Because I REALLY want to read the interview.
2. Because it’s a lot easier for my wife to take if I have a free Playboy mag as opposed to one I payed for.
3. I really want to hear Dana talk religion and politics.
4. Again, the wife wouldn’t like seeing “playboy” on our bank statement…

Thanks :)

i should get one because no matter how many times i see it, whenever b.w. says
‘boobies’
in any gina carano thread it makes me laugh =)).

He should get one too for the grins.

Because i want to be a fucking fighter.

The reason I should get a free copy is its probably the only issue my wife would ever let me lay my eyes on, since this issue deals with MMA. Other than that I would get a frying pan to the head if she ever saw me with a playboy magazine!

I just got married, all the finances run through the Miss. $5.00 on playboy would be a red flag

Because I’m a 25 year-old male, obsessed with MMA who has never had a Playboy in his life. The time is right. The time is now.

I don’t have a clever reason; I just want to read the article and look at the ladies. :(

I deserve A free copy for these reasons:
- i’m newly single and playboy magazine is great companionship for the single guy.
- as a fan of the UFC and a Canadian, and living in western Canada, it’s going to be a while before I ever see the UFC live here. I would love to read that article on Dana White.
- I love Boobs!!! Playboy is the best men’s magazine and have the best models.

Because Dana White needs too get some publicity somewhere!!! Hes not gonna write a book. So let him answer sum questions in a magazine only read my 95% males…

I’ve never actually seen the inside of a Playboy before.

because play boy and i go like peanut butter and jelly

I think I should get a copy because I never got my MMAMANIA T-Shirt for winning Honarable mention in the UFC 82 Motivator contest. This was my submission;

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/getrawbc/motivator8160790.jpg

I got an Email to send my Betus.com account number and my size. Did all that and didn’t recieve a t-shirt or a follow up email. Maybe you don’t have my size 3x I don’t know, but all will easily be forgiven with a free copy of Playboy.

i want one so i can watch my fiance masturbate to it. seriously.
and it would be better to get one from MMAMANIA than try and find one in stores! i will send Pics of my Gf

Because I wore out all my old Playboys, all the pages have fused together somehow. I can’t buy a new issue because my hands are way too cramped up to open up my wallet. Heck, it took me 3 hours to type this with my nose!

I can’t wait to whip up another batch of pants pudding and Dana’s seductive grin gets me going every time!

Please, please, please, I beg you!

Because I’m very interestd in all the great articles and interviews, wink wink

What a TUF job

I feel I deserve a free copy of Playboy to make up for one that I was scammed into buying. A little over 2 years ago my fiancee (now my wife) went on vacation. 2 days before she was due back home I was in a convenience store when Jessica Alba caught my attention, and much to my amazement she was on the cover of Playboy! I eagerly purchased the magazine, and headed home. Much to my disappointment when I got home there was no Jessica Alba spread inside. The worst part about this whole experience was when my wife got home the first thing she did was go into the bedroom to change. Immediately she found one of the subscription cards on the floor, and asked what I was doing reading Playboy.

As if it wasn’t bad enough that I purchased a Playboy on false pretenses, or that I was embarrassed when I was caught by my wife. She laughed at me when I told her Alba wasn’t even in it!

because my sears catalog is running out of pages and we need a replacement for the Ol’Outhouse tp

We should all get free copies. Hugh Heffner is already rich and has a Harem of hot bunny playmates at his disposal. Share the wealth buddy

Because I asked nicely. May I please have one of your copies of Playboy?

Because I see Dana’s bald head more then I see boobs and it would help me tell the difference.

1. I love free stuff
2. I love naked chicks
3. I love MMA
4. I love MMAMania
5. I actually agree with the majority of what Dana says
6. I love naked chicks

Because i want to draw nipples on Dana’s head

My ship is currently underway in the Caribbean. We haven’t seen cable tv or LAND in over a month. We watch UFC DVDs every Friday night to get our MMA fix. I could think of nothing better than the fine folks here at MMAmania ensuring that a fresh copy of Playboy was waiting on the pier for me at my next port call. Not only would it help me get my UFC fix, but would provide some great ahem reading material for those long weeks at sea.

I just broke up with my girlfriend. She said I ditched her for my “stupid fighting shows” on saturday nights. How could I miss a PPV with Brock Lesnar and GSP? Show me some love Mania!!

cuz im horny!

I do have one friend of mine that plays for the other team, meaning, he likes men, meaning…, you know what I mean. He has wanted to see a nude Dana White pictorial/centerfold with him busting out some of his America’s Next Top Model poses and doing jumping jacks. If I win, I will give him the issue so he will never give me that look like he wishes he could bend me over, knowing that I’d go Wanderlei Silva on him if he did!

That is why everyone else is trying to win one, right?

i want a copy of playboy cause im a true mma fan and would love to read more about it, and get to look at naked chicks. im a simple man, fighting and girls. thats all i need. but im poor, so please, give me a copy.

I’m too broke for both porn and toilet paper. Would kill 2 birds with 1 stone

I deserve to win this contest because I love MMAMania.com, I love Playboy and I love to have my cake and eat it too.

Because playboy will now have lots of “f-cking” in it.

U SHOULD GIVE ME A PLAYBOY BECAUSE IT WILL GO NICELY WITH MY COLLECTION OF DANA WHITE MEMORABILIA ALONG WITH THE BOBBLE HEAD IN My bathroom

Just to say I won.

I’m too ashamed to walk into the nearby corner store and purchase a magazine with naked ladies in it! :P

(In an angry tone)…
“DO YOU WANNA BE A F-ING PLAY BOY BUNNY?”

DANA’s shirt “CBGB”
Catch Bunny, Guillotine Bunny.

I should get this copy because I never get anything Dana does.

I want one because I wanna read a lil ground n pound while doing a lil ground n pound.

are you kidding, who wouldn’t want this issue???

wait a second… i thought you said VANNA White…. nevermind…

The interview is pretty f*ing interesting.

My best reasons for wanting one? Hmmm…..cuz I’d actually care more for the article. lol. I’ve said before that I’ve been around the block to many times to give too much of a shit about any titties that aren’t right there in front of me. A second reason, my defense of Dana to deuce 4’s silly comments at the top of this thread. But where would I hide it from my nosy kids? lol

chefdaddy, UFCAddict.. wife, kids, working stiffs…. they deserve a prize for that alone…Playboy fer’ u guys!

I simpily am a girl and want to see this Playboy issue to seee DAna White, I think he is so f-ing HOT!
I’m in love with the PREZ of the UFC
ULTIMATE FIGHTING CRUSH

CB GB =Cant Believe (i gotz me) Georges St. PIerre (and) Bj Penn!!!!
Write that playdaddy!
I’m comming out with a mag with mma chicks only in it. Like Ariannie or however you spell that sexy f-ing broads name, and they all ove the sport of ufc, and they train eat and breath it too.
SO HEff if your game is as lame as its been in the "were only gonna print blonde bimbos and a list celebs willling to disrobe for large sums of money?, your going down. NO one can stop the ufc fight girl mag babbby, no one not even that hustler crap they actually print.
I started this mag, when noone thought it could do anything! SO Hef don’t tell me i can’t get one free mag issue so i can wipe my rich a$$% with it! you freaking Moron. Yeah Heff , your a moron and you head is wierd and you can’t even keep track of all your bath freaking robes cuz like they are all the f-ing same.
I own this town Bro! I see everything, clothed or not!
so gimmie it, Oh thanks titio, i didn’t know you worked for Playboy now in their marketing dept. HaHA Trump really f;ed you over!

Hello. And Bye. :)