MMA Caption Contest: Josh Barnett vs Tank Abbott?
by Jesse Holland on Aug 14, 2008 11:19 AM EDT
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Josh Barnett will face Tank Abbott in the main event of the Inoki Genome Federation's August 15 pro wrestling event.
Hopefully, he doesn't get injured attempting a Superfly Snuka and spoil his bout with Andrei Arlovski on October 11 at Affliction 'Day of Reckoning'.
Of course a picture like this just begs for a caption.
Best submission below in the comments section wins an MMAmania.com t-shirt.
Let’s see what you got.
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C’mon, do we really need to see “Tank” lose a fight once again? His last fights have been so repetitive that I’m bound to pass on that one, even though I admire Josh.
by Fedor Emelianenko DVD - MMA instructional on Aug 14, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you do realize it’s pro wrestling right?
by kevin doesn't know shit on Aug 14, 2008 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
those who can’t do or train…wrassle
by kevin doesn't know shit on Aug 14, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
those who cant do, teach, those who cant teach… wrassle
by medecineballs on Aug 14, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“1st one to smile gets Jenna Jameson first”
by blah on Aug 14, 2008 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
UFC 92: “ONE BY ONE” (Anderson Silva’s Next Title Defense)
by "The Real Deal" on Aug 14, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how abouty this one mania!!!!!!!!
-The new allstar cast for “Fighting Fedor” ,14 Heavyweights enter; only one man has anyreal talent! they all have the chance to win but we didnt rigg this to let josh barnett win!
by santiago69us on Aug 14, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best Caption: “Welcome to the Land Of Make-Believe!!”
by knowone on Aug 14, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
New Pop group " The Backstage Boys"
by riskreturngroup on Aug 14, 2008 11:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Check out the guy over Barnets left shoulder, and it could only mean one thing:
“TEEN WOLF 3: Back in the Cage”
by riskreturngroup on Aug 14, 2008 11:27 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Meet the next round of bachelors for “I LOVE NY III”
by slaughter time on Aug 14, 2008 11:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that would be Reality TV to the fullest.
by PhilQNY on Aug 14, 2008 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“I gotta get a picture of Guys Night Out for my myspace page”
by djpullout on Aug 14, 2008 11:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What athletic commission is allowing this fight to happen? Tank hasn’t won a fight since 2005 and is fighting a top 5 HW???? He’s 43 years old. Even if he tapped the spirit and mind of Randy Couture, he couldn’t handle Barnett.
And who is the old guy in the background?
by heendog on Aug 14, 2008 11:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think this fight is going to happen in Japan.
by PhilQNY on Aug 14, 2008 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, why is barnett even taking the injury risk? that’s a pointless fight for him…
by Fidel Cashflow on Aug 14, 2008 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its not just wrestling its PROwrestling. Its theatre, Performing arts.
Uggghh Barnett does not belong in that pic. I bet he’s making bank though.
And is that Lawrence Taylor next to Tank Abbott or
Wayne Brady on steroids?
by billycarnage on Aug 14, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
People do actually get hurt in pro wrestling.
by PW on Aug 14, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“The new mens swimming team will smash Michael Phelps”
by djpullout on Aug 14, 2008 11:30 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
More like,“meet the East German women’s swim team.”
by chefdaddy on Aug 14, 2008 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of these men will be Fedor’s opponent on New Year’s Eve .. you decide
by eazye on Aug 14, 2008 11:30 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
" Graduation photo for the remedial english class"
by pat on Aug 14, 2008 11:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The one furthest to your left. Please step forward and say “Give me your purse.” Is that him maam?
by Brian "Bisping-Hater" on Aug 14, 2008 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“It’s fun to stay at the YMCA. No, really it aint that bad.”
by Brian "Bisping-Hater" on Aug 14, 2008 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“And here is your 2008 MMA G.E.D. Graduating class.”
by Brian "Bisping-Hater" on Aug 14, 2008 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Maury, I am sure that one of the 14 guys I have back stage is the father.” “Well then let’s bring them out.”
by Brian "Bisping-Hater" on Aug 14, 2008 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats what I thought, RVD, Batista on bottom right bent over, and Big Poppa pump front bottom left.
by Da Monkey on Aug 14, 2008 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is RVD on the left. the guy you list as batista, is Tyson Tomko, who was Christian’s “buddy”, and Lashley is standing next to tank
by KitsuneX on Aug 14, 2008 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was just about to correct him!
by SouthCaliStunNa on Aug 14, 2008 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tyson Tomko in the white Bobby Lashley standing next to Tank
by Gary on Aug 14, 2008 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is RVD, and Lashley is in the upper right, but the Big Poppa Pump and Batista looking guys are just lookalikes I think.
by AJ on Aug 14, 2008 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember watching some ECW back in the day. Mad respect to RVD and Sabu and Funk for ALL of the blood that they poured out of their bodies for our entertainment.
It has been a loooong time since I watched me some wrasslin. Back when I watched, the WWF didn’t own evrything and everyone related to wrestling.
RVD 4:20 “I just smoked your ass!”
by ViolentMike on Aug 14, 2008 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep the RVD 4:20 thing came out after he was on the cover of High Times. the dude smokes weed like crazy. he’s super nice in person, as is Sabu.
by KitsuneX on Aug 14, 2008 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Allegations Surface Regarding Abuse of Steroids by the Vienna Boys Choir
by KingMob on Aug 14, 2008 11:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“The before picture at the Valentine’s Day Massacre.”
by Brian "Bisping-Hater" on Aug 14, 2008 11:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Alright guys, we know one of you left a syringe in the locker room. Man up and I’ll make sure you fight Tank Abbott next.”
by KneeToTheFace on Aug 14, 2008 11:35 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thing the German Women’s olympic Softball team is taking Steroids.
by DDT on Aug 14, 2008 11:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Fighting Fedor reality series contestants
by Braveheart on Aug 14, 2008 11:39 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Here is a snip from Fedor.. he would be willing to sign a 2 fight deal with the UFC..
http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/templates/dailynews.asp?articleid=6890&zoneid=13
by PhilQNY on Aug 14, 2008 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but fedor’s manager wants to co-promote m-1 global with the ufc. aint gonna happen.
by b.w. on Aug 14, 2008 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would Dana and the UFC let this fight happen and waive any lawsuits against Randy just to make it happen? Tough call. The problem is what do you do with either fighter when they win? If it’s a non-title fight, I could see it. If it’s for any kind of title, there is a problem. Which ever one wins would probably be in line to fight the UFC Champion. I order for that to happen, they need to sign a multi-fight deal on the UFC’s terms.
by VNDK8 on Aug 14, 2008 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it could be for the pride hw title belt. fedor was the last to hold it and as everyone knows, zuffa owns pride. they used the pride belt both times for hendo when he fought rampage and a.silva.
by b.w. on Aug 14, 2008 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep b.w… I don’t see happen either. Not on Dana’s watch.
by PhilQNY on Aug 14, 2008 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“We came here to do 2 things… kick some ass and do some roids… looks like we’re almost out of roids”
by Laserline on Aug 14, 2008 11:40 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
‘the hooked on phonics photo shoot take 1’
by whimwham on Aug 14, 2008 11:40 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joke: Barnett vs Tank
Bigger Joke: They are both hanging out with Scott Steiner
by mma dude on Aug 14, 2008 11:40 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Everyone remained in full scowl, as the photographer did not utter the words "Simon Says" when telling the group to smile.”
by K-Dub on Aug 14, 2008 11:42 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not Hard to find roids in that room. I would laugh my ass off if tank ko’d barnett though
by Dbg on Aug 14, 2008 11:42 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope he gets hurt just for being stupid enough to do this fight.
by VNDK8 on Aug 14, 2008 11:44 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Unknowns, Wanabees, and Hasbeens …Oh MY!!
by riskreturngroup on Aug 14, 2008 11:45 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Meet the cast of “Surreal Life Celebrity Rehab Fit Club of Love”
by the_mexicutioner on Aug 14, 2008 11:45 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“we all thought this was the weight room”
by deuce 4 on Aug 14, 2008 11:46 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So the question is finally answered, Tank IS doing roids.
by A Lynch on Aug 14, 2008 11:48 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Only if they put them in his beer.
by chefdaddy on Aug 14, 2008 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Local prison set to release inmates for next IGF event.”
by Paul on Aug 14, 2008 11:49 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tito: “Jenna, which guy did you have sex with, you better tell me now”
Jenna: “Umm, all of them… hehe… sorry”
by BNF on Aug 14, 2008 11:49 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If it’s white outfits versus black outfits…….Shouldn’t Tank be in white?!
by jay on Aug 14, 2008 11:49 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The rescue squad for “Armageddon 2: We’re f**ked”
by Paul on Aug 14, 2008 11:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Japan: When American wrestling is just too real for you, damn it!”
by the_mexicutioner on Aug 14, 2008 11:51 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Meet the cast of “TUF 9: WTF!”
by the_mexicutioner on Aug 14, 2008 11:53 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In a suprising turn of events Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has allowed inmates of the San Quentin State Penitentiary to wear normal clothes in hopes of increasing gang morale.
by Da Monkey on Aug 14, 2008 11:54 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
All of these men are sponsored by manties.net
The face of manties.net
by Lucas on Aug 14, 2008 11:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Its a pro wrestling match stiff work first off bros cus well steiner,tomko and rvd dont do mma…Although is that big boyo really lashley cus last i checked he was fighting in the american fight league…Jeez lashley got tired of that real quick didnt he?
by Joe on Aug 14, 2008 11:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
although i would definitely laugh if tak decided to say screw it and just started swinging for the fences on barnett then we could see true catch wrestling like the good old days of the sport…
by Joe on Aug 14, 2008 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Waldo sure as shit isn’t in this picture…
by Dallas Marion on Aug 14, 2008 11:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, I wish our penis’s weren’t so small, this ‘compensating’ is hard work.
by TheDarkOne on Aug 14, 2008 12:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Group shot of the world’s smalles testicles
by ViolentMike on Aug 14, 2008 12:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That is bad for the eyes.
How can one human being get that addicted to steriods?
Might as well call it self mutilation.
by KS on Aug 14, 2008 12:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tank needs to stop. Time to put down the gloves and the roids and pick up the Geritol.
by DSmith on Aug 14, 2008 12:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Smile if you haven’t fucked Jenna Jameson”
by Pat on Aug 14, 2008 12:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Here’s my crack at that t-shirt
“the judges from this years American Idol just didn’t have the balls to tell these guys they weren’t going to Hollywood.”
by Justin Hogue on Aug 14, 2008 12:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“The judges from this years American Idol didn’t have the balls to tell these guys that they weren’t going to Hollywood”
by Justin Hogue on Aug 14, 2008 12:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wardrobe it took to dress all the fighters – $67
Juice it took to get them that big – $10,000
Thinking your a badass getting your picture taken with a bunch of dumbasses – Priceless
by Stew on Aug 14, 2008 12:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The 2008 Facial Hair Grand Prix. Your judges are Josh Barnett, Bobby Lashley, Antonio Inoki.
by Eric on Aug 14, 2008 12:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“ok so everyone who doesnt want to take a drug test
stand on that side of the room, everybody else…..whoa wait a minute. "
by CaptainRon on Aug 14, 2008 12:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Meet the “Steve Wilkos Show” security team.
by the_mexicutioner on Aug 14, 2008 12:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tank is wearing Crocs.
I dunno what could be more gay than those shoes.
by phyteguru on Aug 14, 2008 12:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Crocs are cool…IF YOU’RE A FUCKING WOMAN!
by the_mexicutioner on Aug 14, 2008 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
‘8/14/08 wal-mart clothing line ’the trailer park n you’ model search’
by muttonpants on Aug 14, 2008 12:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
tank the skank gets buy with a little help from his fake friends frontin.
by Tony P. Draper on Aug 14, 2008 12:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
More chemically-enhanced items than a greenhouse, and ,with Rob Van Dam in there, there is a lot of “green” in the house.
by Ric on Aug 14, 2008 12:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Do I need to wave some roids around to get you guys to smile?!?”
by c-war on Aug 14, 2008 1:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Smile for the camera, before I beat all of your asses.
by c-war on Aug 14, 2008 1:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“A Pro Wrestling Match between Josh Barnett and Tank Abott… This may be a match Tank could actually win! What are the odds at?”
by Steven on Aug 14, 2008 1:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up!
by Chainlink on Aug 14, 2008 1:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“No One Messes With Wayne Newton!!!!!”
by UFC LOVA!!!!! on Aug 14, 2008 1:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We secretly substituted quiz bowl teams normal coffee with anabolic steroids, lets see if they noticed.
by JJKID on Aug 14, 2008 1:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
" With 2 OG’s(in front), Yao Ming(behind), Big Poppa Pump(front left) and Jesus (back right) surrounding Barnett I doubt he will even be touched by Tank who only has some weird Asian dude peeping his eyes over.
by AAfan on Aug 14, 2008 1:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“And you thought the crew at MMAMANIA were a bunch of pussys who only wrote about MMA”
by BNF on Aug 14, 2008 1:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Scott Steiner and Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart, among others, to follow in Brock Lesnar’s footsteps…
by Chris Kinda on Aug 14, 2008 1:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
After Britneys latest breakdown her choice of new dancers was beginning to concern her tour management.
by UKmmaBOY on Aug 14, 2008 1:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Introducing the newest additions to EliteXC’s heavyweight division.”
by James S on Aug 14, 2008 1:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Photographer:
“Bottom row I am going to need you to turn around and close your mouths for the camera”
by yoububg on Aug 14, 2008 1:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
cool tshirts 30 dollars, steroids 100 dollars, losing the blinking contest and having to smell tanks jockstrap priceless.
by jimmy v on Aug 14, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“This year, Dana is heading into a new direction for ring girls.”
by Lms on Aug 14, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I bought Dianabol at a Mexican pharmacy and all I got was this stupid tank top.
by Filmdrunk on Aug 14, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
12 men will enter. One will leave Champion.
The biggest event of the summer…HELL…IN…A…CELL!
Plus a No-Holds-Barred Sandwich on a Pole match between MMA legends Josh Barnett and Tank Abbott. Come hungry, leave happy.
Live on PPV!
by LiFt on Aug 14, 2008 1:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no one’s smiling because when the photographer said “ok guys, count to 3 and say cheese!” they all got lost after 1
by The Hurricane on Aug 14, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wrestling — as unreal as it gets !
by Scooter Trash on Aug 14, 2008 2:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MMA fighters or Chicago White Sox team photo?
by AJ on Aug 14, 2008 2:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“we call to order the 1st annual meeting of Unable to wipe my @$$ anonymous, president Puff presiding”
by The_Cannibal on Aug 14, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ladies and Gentlemen……. meet the newest members of the big brother house
by braveheart on Aug 14, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How many steroids does it take to get to the center of a state penitentiary?
by Michael on Aug 14, 2008 2:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys …
It’s fun to stay at the y-m-c-a
It’s fun to stay at the y-m-c-a
by braveheart on Aug 14, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
by Michael on Aug 14, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“The New Breed of XFL Stars” or “Beauty School Drop Outs”
by Brian on Aug 14, 2008 2:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
cast of comcast parental control commercial…. “shank: its a verb. to shank”
by kama kaze on Aug 14, 2008 2:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the reactions of the faces who were just told they are steoid testing. However, Rod Van Damn didn’t hear what they were saying because all he was doing was “Rod” “Van” “Dam”. These are the wrong poeple to Punk about testing……
by Bgotsomechecksforya on Aug 14, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease!
by braveheart on Aug 14, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So . . . are you the cop? The Indian? No wait, the Leather Guy!
by PW on Aug 14, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry tank the unemployment line is over there!
by jet99 on Aug 14, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
white trash family reunion lol tomko say hello to uncle tank
by Joe on Aug 14, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tank at a wwe event………. because everyone knows tank doesnt train he “street Brawls”
by thecoolone52 on Aug 14, 2008 2:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Affliction knew there would be budget cuts for their third show, they just didn’t realize how deep they’d have to cut”
by Randy Harrison on Aug 14, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
welcome to the matt Whos how to be a washed up has-been seminar.
by Harry Triangle on Aug 14, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“SHHHH, this is the best part! It’s where Jean-Claude Van Damme is topless and does the splits between two folding chairs.”
by Kimura by Fedor on Aug 14, 2008 2:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Join the IGF if you are fairly athletic or losing your physical abilities.
by booya on Aug 14, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Join the IGF if you are fairly athletic or are losing your once highly regarded MMA capabilities.
by booya on Aug 14, 2008 3:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WHO ARE WE?(FRONT OF SHIRT) WHO CARES!(BACK OF SHIRT)
by George on Aug 14, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“The Village People reunion was a happy time for all. They just wished that the Red Indian could have made it…..”
by Stephen Crayston on Aug 14, 2008 3:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tank: Where the f**k am I?
Josh: On your way to the hospital!
by rctrue on Aug 14, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“This is what happens when you serve free beer at BINGO night!”
by CageFightingKip on Aug 14, 2008 3:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We’re ready to rumble with Emerson and The Lords of South County!
by PW on Aug 14, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“BeetleJuice…..BeetleJuice….No dont say it one more time or our muscles will shrink”
by BigManOnCampus on Aug 14, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“we have all gathered here today to finally come out of the closet… no one needs to be ashamed of themselves.”
by BigManOnCampus on Aug 14, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i Know everyone in here hates pro wrestling but the RVD is the Fucking Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RVD 4:20
by JMas on Aug 14, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Last night at a pro wrestling event Tank Abbott knocked out Josh Barnett in thrilling fashion. According to numerous eyewitness accounts, Abbott strayed from the script when he started pummelling a stunned Barnett with punches just moments after he was seen at a local bar.”
by mctapout on Aug 14, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no matter how you look at that picture that ‘Brock Ortiz’ character’s eyes follow you whereever you go….spooky man…spooky
by T-man on Aug 14, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HERE’S THE WINNER RIGHT HERE:
“ONLY TWO OF US CAN FIGHT BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW TO TAKE STEROIDS.”
by Nine Duce on Aug 14, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dude its the oakland raiders season tocket holders
by randy murders on Aug 14, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHA! perfect description. 1 of them must be.
by kama kaze on Aug 14, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
INOKI IS THINKING. damn i should took ALI down and used an armbar on him back in 76
by b.w. on Aug 14, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Evan Tanner woke up from a 2 month drinking bender and now he is a wrestler”
by jcctexas on Aug 14, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Headline:
I’ve Been Fired From The WWE Conevention
by Chris on Aug 14, 2008 5:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“they stood shooked wondering how can we all fit on the short bus”
by jcctexas on Aug 14, 2008 5:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
EVERYONE CHANT R V D (RVD then five-star frog splashes everyone)
by Jay on Aug 14, 2008 5:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
damnit steve, put your stupid surfer hands down! we’re doing the tough guy thing awe mannnn
by storhaug on Aug 14, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why are we taking this picture? ive told you fifty times im not jackie chan!
by storhaug on Aug 14, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
" Ladies and Gentleman….. Introducing your 2008 Dallas Cowboys!"
by James S on Aug 14, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
…"Ok, i’ll take everyone of you, make a row, …. all right forget it, come on all of you at the same time, piff, paff, tum, soc, spank……
by Carlos on Aug 14, 2008 6:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“In international news today, procreation on the decline in the WWE.”
by c-war on Aug 14, 2008 6:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Tank Abbott was told to stand with the black team. Age has clearly effected his vision”
by RyanHobbs on Aug 14, 2008 7:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Tank Abbott was told to stand with the black team. Aging has obviously effected his vision.”
(Didn’t know if this was worded better or not)
by RyanHobbs on Aug 14, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The We Couldnt even pass a wwe drug test club
by white chocolate on Aug 14, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“MMA is now unionized … tank tops optional”
by Colin on Aug 14, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Would the Defendant Please Rise!
OR
The Cuban Little League Champs were a little insulted when they were asked to show proof of age in Williamsburg, VA!
by Da Monkey on Aug 14, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
um theyre actually some legends,frnt row john andersen[not poppa pump steiner,kunou ,tyson tomkn
2cd rowrvd,predatorterkay,barnett,inoki,lashley,abbott,back row???,montanha silva,noaya,necrobutcher [w no mask on ],and sakuraba…first show had lesnar vs angle ,,,but im sure un comfortable men in their skins will berate this shame on those who do ,guess japan has more class
by cyd cyanide on Aug 14, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and the mitchell report missed this???
by cyd cyanide on Aug 14, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can you please point me to the weight room?
by halljam2 on Aug 14, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“While everyone else injected their steroids, Tank Abbott got hungry and ate his.”
by RyanHobbs on Aug 14, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MANIA,
I posted two different captions. I hope that isn’t against the rules.
by RyanHobbs on Aug 14, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
(Okay guys, whoever isn’t on roids,raise your hand)
by jdawg on Aug 14, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“will the real-life fighter please stand up….please stand up….please stand up”
by Derick on Aug 14, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s the wrestling rendition of “West Side Story”. I have 5 dollars on the Sharks.
by Derick on Aug 14, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it gonna be real wrestling or acting like their wrestling…..
by lookingup on Aug 14, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RVD: Who in this room has gotten laid…..oh yeah….this guy!
Tank: If I would’ve known that we were taking Glamour Shots, I would’ve worn my good matching shirt and short.
by Derick on Aug 14, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
photographer : “group pic…. ok tank why don’t you slide in there on the end?”
Tank: “REALLY???”
by san shouer on Aug 14, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Welcome to the Elite XC of Proffesional wrestling”
by RiverHorror on Aug 14, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Candidates for the next Governor of California”
by paniczoo on Aug 14, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We’re here to introduce the newest fighters for the “Affliction 3: Desperation” fight card
Uncle Jesse, Charlie Batch and the Chinese delivery guy in the back…..sorry that PacMan couldn’t make it.
by Derick on Aug 14, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
all people anderson silva would beat the shit out of.
by newfie-mma-fan on Aug 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Team Nut Duster”
or
“Chris Hanson’s To Catch a Predator MMA Style.. Please Take a seat”
by Big Guy on Aug 14, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SOME OF WHO CHUCK NORRIS’S SINGLE SPERM CAN DESTROY IN SECONDS
“Come train so you too can be roided out and washed up!”
EXCEPT FOR Josh Barnett
by PITBULLONARAMPAGE on Aug 14, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“The Village People are getting back together!”
by mmamac on Aug 14, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a picture of the world movie premier for “The Scorpion King 2” fresh from the RedBox. Off camera Randy was mixing up a mean batch of hormone cocktails for the boys.
Jenna: did someone say cock??
by Derick on Aug 14, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The above men will accompany Frank Dux at this years Kumate.
by buckeyefighter on Aug 15, 2008 1:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Everybody say CHeese!!!!!! “Tank” is that a beer???
by TexasBOY on Aug 15, 2008 3:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Tank” i know i cant beat josh.. but maybe my CROCS can.. = )
by TexasBOY on Aug 15, 2008 3:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No smiles here for Josh Barnett… After losing a bet to long time friend Tank Abbott, Josh must now give up his proud MMA career and join Tank in the newly formed QFC “Queer Fighting Challenge”
by MXN on Aug 15, 2008 5:36 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My entry
“Has beens who still think they matter.”
by getrawbc on Aug 15, 2008 7:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just look at them, you can’t write this stuff.
by Chainlink on Aug 15, 2008 9:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“New memebers of NAMBLA” … North American Man-Boy Love Association
by Big Guy on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let’s do this one more time where Tank and Josh aren’t smiling. Take 30!
by dave on Aug 15, 2008 12:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Get your degree at National American University.”
by Punch You in the Ovaries on Aug 15, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Photo taken one week before Josh was brought in for psychological testing after crazy rumours of wrestling Tank Abbott. Get better Josh..get better.
by MXN on Aug 15, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I still haven’t received my T-shirt from the last caption contest
by DoMiNaToR on Aug 15, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And the winner of the most recent MMAmania.com caption contest is:
"Introducing the newest additions to EliteXC’s heavyweight division."
Congratulations to MMAmania.com reader "James S" for the winning entry. As promised, we’ll send you an MMAmania.com t-shirt for being the best of the bunch.
With a total of 266 entries, it wasn’t easy coming up with a winner. For those of you who are scratching your heads over my pick, keep in mind this process is entirely subjective. It was all a matter of making me laugh.
Usually that honor is reserved for Mr. Mania’s physical shortcomings, but in this case it was the caption by site regular James S.
If anyone cares, Josh Barnett defeated Tank Abbott in the main event of the Inoki Genome Federation’s August 15 pro wrestling event.
Try to contain yourselves.
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