Joe Rogan and girlfriend become parents


UFC ringside announcer, comedian and all-around good guy, Joe Rogan, is a new daddy, according to the Orange County Register. Something that we never passed along here before this announcement.

It's a first for the 40-year-old. And, unsurprisingly, he's got some deep thoughts on the May arrival.

Here's a snip:

"... it's so odd. Babies, especially newborn babies, are so odd because they can't talk or communicate – they're almost like aliens, like little aliens and you have to teach them to be people. It's really fascinating but when they cry it's the worst feeling ever because you have to figure out what she wants – does she want milk, or to be walked around or be rocked or left alone, does she have an upset stomach? It's crazy how this little person that you just met, you'd do anything for."

Wonder if he ponders fatherhood and newborns in his new isolation tank. Regardless, congratulations, Joe.

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