Alexandre 'Pequeno' Nogueira steroids test comes back positive

sucks to be him

That sucks for the WEC, it seems like more often then not the fighters that test positive post fight, lost in the fight they are being tested for.

That sucks..to lose and get tested positive for the Horsejuice.. sucks to be him today..and for 12months of inactivity.

Cheater, and should be suspended for life.

Crowds in Arkansas came for the lure of cage fighting and $1 beer, but police say what they got instead was men ripping each others’ clothes off and kissing — a stunt suspected of being orchestrated by Sacha Baron Cohen of “Borat” fame.

“We had a contract for cage fighting. We were deceived,” said Dwight Duncan, president and CEO of Four States Fair Grounds in Texarkana, where the first of two Arkansas fights raised suspicions last month.

Matt Labov, a Los Angeles-based publicist for Baron Cohen, said he had no comment Monday about the faked fights. One of Baron Cohen’s movies is due out next year.

The day after the June 5 Texarkana bout, Fort Smith’s convention center hosted “Blue Collar Brawlin.’” Fort Smith police Sgt. Adam Holland said organizers told him a character named “Straight Dave” would goad a planted audience member into the ring for a fight.

The two men would then wrestle, rip away some of their clothes and share a brief kiss reminiscent of one between Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell in the film “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.”

Producers said “there would be a romantic embrace,” Holland said. “They said it was kind of to essentially make fun, poke fun at wrestling — two guys rolling around on the floor, all sweaty.”

An elaborate array of mounted and handheld video cameras caught the crowd of 1,600’s reaction as the two men “went right up to the line” of the city’s morality laws, Holland said. The two men stripped down to their underwear, kissed and rubbed on each other, the sergeant said.

The audience, as well as local fighters drawn to take part in the show, became enraged. “It set the crowd off lobbing beers,” Holland said. “They had beers in plastic cups. Those things can get some distance on them actually.”

I wonder what these guys are thinking when they take steroids. Its amazing how they think they arent going to get caught or test positive. I guess some fighters have such a low confidence in thier abilities that thay feel they have to take them, and if this is so I wonder how they feel when they take them and lose, then get suspended. F*cking loser city all the way around.

i find it amusing taht more often than not, the guy that tests positive, loses the fight.

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