UFC 86 caption contest winners

by MMAmania.com on Jul 5, 2008 2:34 PM EDT

UFC 86 Caption Contest

Congratulations to MMAmania.com reader "UKmmaBOY" for the winning submission in our most recent caption contest:

Rampage: "You stand as much chance of fucking her as you do beating me."

Forrest: "I know."

He will take home a $150 FREE play from BetUS.com to play around with and eventually evolve in to a degenerate MMA gambler. Congrats.

Here's our second place winner, which is courtesy of die hard mania, "C-war:"

"Jesse Taylor, is that you? What exactly in da hell did you do that night in Vegas?"

"C-war" will receive a $100 FREE play from our friends at BetUS.com.

And our third place award -- and a $50 BetUS.com FREE play -- goes to "LiFt" for this:

Forrest: "Hey Quinton, looks like everyone's going green these days."

Rampage: "Shut up and pretend it helps the planet."

Of course, our prizes don't stop there ... we've got a handful of readers who took home honorable mention, and in the process, will take home MMAmania.com t-shirts:

Forrest smiled inside -- Couture's gameplan had already begun its work.

-- David Quan

"What are you lookin' at, Quinton. She ain't Asian."

-- Dan Finley

"A champion is always distracted by the Call of Booty."

-- DoMiNaToRv

Thanks to everyone who participated, including our generous sponsor BetUS.com, and congratulations again to our winners. This was a tough one to caption, which you can blame on Jesse -- it was his idea.

Anyway, for the winners please SEND ME ANOTHER EMAIL to remind me to actually get all this stuff settled. If you won a FREE play re-send your BetUS.com account numbers and if you won a t-shirt email me your addresses.

Enjoy the fights tonight, maniacs.

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hah i liked the couture honarable mention

by medecineballs on Jul 5, 2008 2:41 PM EDT reply actions

i thought they were all good.

by ~Stinky~fingers~ on Jul 7, 2008 8:03 AM EDT up reply actions

MMAmania……or Jesse Holland…….SOMEONE!!!!

Not to complain or anything…..BUT, I thought that this was a “CAPTION” contest???

A conversation(LIKE 1st and 3rd PLACE???) between 2 of the 3 is NOT a CAPTION!!!!!

Forrest…..Clever and witty statement
Jackson…..Clever and witty comeback

THESE ARE NOT CAPTIONS!!!! I am not trying to be an ass, but I thought it was a CAPTION contest?? I could of thought of something better, like a witty conversation between 2 people in the pic. BUT I DID NOT because it is not a caption

by fightfan on Jul 5, 2008 2:51 PM EDT reply actions

We did the best with what we had. There were better submissions, but those who didnt follow the rules were simply excluded. I recognize that the winner may not be a true “caption,” but again, it was slim pickins for several different reasons.

by MMAmania on Jul 5, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions

The main reason my entry was kind of lame was because it is DIFFICULT to come up with a CAPTION. it is pretty easy to make a witty conversation between those in the caption. That is why I think that the winners SHOUDL BE ACTUAL CAPTIONS!!!!

Next time I will know that caption contest means not exactly that. Next time I will photoshop, with thought baloons, clever add ons. If that what will a caption contest….whoever can be most clever(even though it wont be a caption)

Ok. Done ranting. Just my 2 cents. Now that I know what can win your caption contest, next time I will not just have a simple caption

by fightfan on Jul 5, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions

Mania, I wrote almost the same exact thing as UkmmaBOY, and you shun me? whats up with that? Doesnt seniority count for anything around here? THats Corny!

by john on Jul 5, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions

Did you send me a BetUs code?

by MMAmania on Jul 5, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions

My boy Lift should have taken this.

The winner should have come in like 5th or something if you ask me.

by Jimmy on Jul 5, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions

Agreed

by RedDog on Jul 5, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions

I actually thought all of the t-shirt winners had the best ones. I would have picked the Couture one myself. Anyway, it is cool that there even is a contest, so please stop fucking crying if you didn’t win.

by naturalshadow on Jul 6, 2008 6:54 AM EDT up reply actions

Thanks man I tried my hardest…it was a tough one.

by LiFt on Jul 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions

Thanks for the contest opportunity! We really are grateful for these….as little as it shows! LOL!

by DoMiNaToR on Jul 5, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions

woo hoo second place. My favorite didn’t make it up there made by (Nick J)—“Man, I shouldn’t have rode with the diaz brothers.” That one made me laugh the most.

by c-war on Jul 5, 2008 3:27 PM EDT reply actions

Yours is funnier! Nick-J’s kinda corny, to tell you the truth…

by "TheNegation" on Jul 5, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions

thanks!

by c-war on Jul 6, 2008 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions

When does the deposit come through? I wanna place a few bets and give my money back to Bet-Us before the fights start.

by c-war on Jul 5, 2008 3:29 PM EDT reply actions

wow those are terrible…

by Kory on Jul 5, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions

what were they really saying? is this even a real picture?

by brendan on Jul 5, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply actions

who else that reads this site regularly, thinks that this John cat is full of shat. I have been reading this site for a while now, but this is the first time that I will call bs on someone. $1200 on Rampage? I bet you’re a 17 year old that is a great pretender. Dude makes like 20 posts per. Another bet John, masterbation and mma is all you got goin’ on huh bro. Sad really. Two shots in the dark…I hope they hit you.

by raetsinner on Jul 5, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions

LOL that’s pretty good!!! Prepare to be flamed by all of John’s boys now…

by JRoland on Jul 5, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions

This guy’s 1 insecure motherf*ck…

by "TheNegation" on Jul 5, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions

congrats to all to all that won. hope you double your money tonight or whenever you decide to bet! mine was the sucky "is that the green bitch that captain kirk f$cked on star trek? now you see why i probably wont ever win one of these contests. but i’ll keep trying.

by b.w on Jul 5, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions

like 3 hours until fight time and I dont have anything deposited.

by c-war on Jul 5, 2008 6:20 PM EDT reply actions

forrest to win in the 4th is at +2500. that is the biggest odds of tonight i belive. might as well go for it, its free money and it might be your lucky week. you won with your average quote lol! just kidding.

by b.w on Jul 5, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions