Man, this guy is taking this loss pretty hard. After watching that fight, I don’t think he did his homework on his opponent. He made the mistake of clinching with him and that was the beginning of the end. Seconds later, he was asleep. He’ll be alright in a couple of days, once the blood starts flowing to the brain again. LOL.

Koppenhaver is an idiot. He shows no gratitude that he’s not contemplating the inside of a jail cell at the moment, wondering when his lower colon will next be stretched out.

Perhaps he’d prefer it on the streets of Kabul or Tel Aviv, constantly wondering if the person next to you is a suicide bomber. Lot of good your knife will do you then pal.

There are a billion people on the planet who would trade places with him in a heartbeat. Literally a billion. Hopefully he continues to languish on the undercard until getting cut so someone else can take his place.

WTF! not punching someone in the face over petty matters doesn’t make you any less of a man. Will this guy ever grow up! I know he has been through hard times, but someone has to talk some snece into this kid. At least if he is moving to the Philippines we won’t have to deal with him in this country anymore.

haha i agree 100% with WM, completely

That was actually posted on his myspace blog over a week ago… before his fight at UFC 84.

I guess the choke was a little too tight.

What a clown. Enjoy the streets of Afganistan or Israel. Your knife should come in real handy against the suicide bombers. I’m sure your coaches will love being there too.

WTF? “But when someone needs to be smashed or KILLED I would be more than happy to do it” This idiot is going to end up killing someone, seriously, he is on some Rambo, tough guy trip and needs to get some help.

What an idiot…if he thinks he can just go around in the Philippines stabbing anyone that makes fun of his gay haircuts then he will definitely be decapitated. This guy im sure has no history or family ties in the country, he will be seen as an outsider trying to be touch. In the Philippines you do not want to be that guy, because you will be taken down very quickly and will never be see or heard from again.

Maybe he was watching cartoons when the frontal lobes were being handed out?

he was just born in the wrong century,if he was born a couple of hundred years ago he would have fit right in.

well if the guy wants to fight all day and fornicate all night…i think san quentin will be more than happy to have you with open arms(among other things im sure)!

Wow! Just wow!
How much do you want to bet that Mr. Kopenhaver will soon be released by the UFC? Posting these kind of things just shows how troubled he is, he needs help. He doesn’t belong in the cage.

I hope someone helps him before it’s too late.

lmao…these past few comments are the reason I posted this story…keep it up!

He is correct about laws being in place to save the weak.
But no true Alpha male ever states that he is an alpha male.
Funky bright colorful tattoos doesn’t equal badass either.

Think I can get him to help babysit my kids? He seems like such a nice fellow.

Is anyone else thinking that granting this ticking time-bomb probation (without at least some in-patient therapy) was a big mistake?

what a fuckin idiot this geezer is.its true about the phillipines it was an ancient tradition to settle arguments with a fight to the death using two machetes each.these guys practice their whole lives using canes.hope he gets into a row the first night and loses a few limbs!!!!seriously thoug this will be his last fight in the ufc dana doesnt need wankers like this in his org.these are the type of guys who go on shooting sprees its this type of mindset.the world would be a better place without clowns like this.

50 bucks says the knife fight that kills him will be the result of him refusing to pay a Filipino ladyboy that he thought was a chick that he was going to f**k all night.

I don’t even understand how he got choked out… because there doesn’t seem to be any blood going to his brain as is!

Life in Phillipines sucks, it’s hot, humid, lots of rats, not very much good food, the streets are troubled with thugs, drugs, child prostitutions. Thugs harass and rob you at gunpoint even kidnap foriegners for ransom. this is the why the united states have laws to protect the not the weak but everybody and the nation. Without laws U.S. would be in choas as a wasteland and there would be no computers, radios, tvs working and UFC wouldn’t even exist and Koppenhaven wouldn’t exist as a fighter probaly less of an alpha male too. kicking drunk punk’s ass is fine but get over this alpha male thing, laws protect the weak, goin to phillipines, and die in a knife fight bullshit. If you’re an alpha male then why you complainin’ like a bitch? deal with it and live with it. Don’t go to Phillipines, life sucks over there, it’s worse than good.

He needs to chill the fuck out. So what if you have a faggy haircut, You’re in the freakin UFC dude.

It’s funny, I hope that the next guy talking shit to koppenhaver isnt a MMA fighter, because he will get KTFO like usual!

KTFO like usual? When does this guy knock people out? Apparently on the streets cuz he’s a joke in the octagon.

Soo…if you can’t be an “Alpha male” because some other guys force you to live by rules that they made….doesn’t that mean that those rule-making guys are the Alpha males, and you’re just one of the herd?

He’s a prick. Shame really I did like the guy.

This guy needs some Jesus or something in his life

Pray for the brother, he’s been deceived. Seriously.

What’s the big problem on living by the rules? Everyone that posted something on this website lives by the rules, even the idiots addicted to Grand Theft Auto IV that think this is cool. UFC can’t have a guy like him in the octagon. Imagine if he get’s a guy on a RNC or an armbar, he won’t stop when the referee stops the fight, he wouldn’t stop punching jardine if he was wandi. This guy is sick and he may harm another guy.

Damn the kid has some serious problems. The kid is a great fighter with a lot of potential he has great heart in the cage. The kid loves to fight unlike a lot of fighters who get into the octagon but his biggest problem is he is mentally weak. I wanna smash people off too sometimes but you just can’t punch every person you don’t like. I hope “War Machine” gets some help before something bad happens because you never wanna see a guy thinking like this.

The irony of it all is that WM is criticizing laws that were conceived to protect people like HIMSELF. Going around smashing people for making fun of his haircut? That is behavior befitting a child not an “Alpha male”. Alpha males are discipline and lead with wisdom, not flinch every time someone looks at them funny.

Unfortunately for WM the Pinoys will not recognize the authority of his “Alpha Male” tattoo. They will ridiculed his stupid haircut. And they will slit his throat as soon as he flinches.

This sounds like a very angry young man who is lacking guidance. He needs to realize that the a$$ holes eventually mess with someone with nothing to lose and get whats coming. I hope he finds peace.

just get a new haircut

I was looking forward to seeing this guy more, after the fight against J-Rock. He said some respectful things about J, and I mistakenly thought his head was in the right place; But now reading this, I only feel sorry for the fool.

the people on this board should stop judging him , it may be odd or weird , even pathetic what we just read , but we don’t know what he’s been through and im sure most of you wouldn’t want to say this crap to his face … bottom line eveything you fools are saying on this board about his comments only fit right into what he was explaining about dumb ass people who judge and talk shit

how ironic…
 
there is truth to his post and there is also non sense in his post but this all fits perfectly

huh

to a degree i agree with him, i bounce in bars and also train martial arts. i have to say 99 percent of all dudes in society here in the us are fucking gay. they run there mouths and talk mad shit. back in our dads day guys fought it out more. i dont think that killing people or stomping weak fucks is ok. but if someone thinks there tough and wants to fight that is calling you out. as for moving to the Phillipines well i agree it sucks to a point and well they will fuck his ass. i like this kid as a fighter but he is in the public spot light and needs to know that you cant say certain things. when i work in the bars i really dont even need to find a reason to fight people are that rude. but jail fucking sucks as does lawsuits. so i guess he did not learn much. and laws in other country’s are way tougher on visiters than here.

I personally think he should hook up with Joe Rogan and write a book on the downfalls of civilized society. Rogan would begin his thesis with, “We’re all just a bunch of bacteria,” and Koppenhaver would begin to assert that one strain of bacteria must be the dominant Alpha bacteria. It’d be very educational.

I fought war machine @ Total Combat 16. If I would have known he was such a head case, I would have approached the fight in a different manner, and the outcome would have definetly been different. He was an arrogant prick before and after our fight! He needs to show more class and stop trying to make everyone feel sorry for him,hes not the only one in this world who has been through rough times.You need to man upbro and stop feeling sorry for yourself. Take control and do what ever it takes to better yourself as a person, because your on the verge of loosing everything you have work so hard to get!

Besides the whole “die in a knife fight” I agree with what he is saying. To me it seems more like a rant and a rave about people who talk shit and cant back it up. He could go to the Phillipenes and open the sickest school ever with his money from the UFC. So hes a little bat-shit crazy, God Bless him for at least having the balls to say he is….

Oh to be young and stupid again. Well, I was never THAT stupid.

This dude is a joke, he has all the talent in the world but makes dumb moves that keep him at the same level. Who does he even think he is. He has not done anything in the UFC besides be on the TUF, and he got beat up on there as well. He said " im going to take my coachs with me", dude get over your self.

GL with the whole knife fight thing also, keep going on the path that your on, and i am sure this might happen before you are 55.