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Zombie Strippers: Tito Ortiz and girlfriend Jenna Jameson to appear in movie

jenna jamesonThe self-proclaimed power couple is at it again.

Former UFC light heavyweight champion Tito Ortiz and his girlfriend Jenna Jameson are set to appear in a new movie dubbed, "Zombie Strippers," which is "coming soon to DVD."

That's never a good sign.

Ortiz plays a bouncer at an underground Nebraska strip club that is tainted with a virus that turns its talent into reanimated corpses. And, unsurprisingly, Jameson is one of the infected strippers (no pun intended, seriously).

Check out the video trailer after the jump.

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Give me a break!!!!!!

by john on Mar 20, 2008 10:47 AM EDT reply actions  

JJ one of the infected strippers LOL….

I’m thinking…No makeup required here? Plus JJ is skeletal enough to play the part as she stands!

by ToeLock on Mar 20, 2008 10:47 AM EDT reply actions  

sounds b rated.

by PhilQNY on Mar 20, 2008 10:49 AM EDT reply actions  

That looks so bad…but for some reason i want to watch it!

by ToeLock on Mar 20, 2008 10:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone know of a theater showing this as part of a double feature with Never Back Down?

by PW on Mar 20, 2008 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Awful, awful… just AWFUL…

by arodofiron on Mar 20, 2008 10:57 AM EDT reply actions  

I heard on BEATDOWN, that Eddie Alvarez might get matched up against Tatsya Kawajiri in the 2nd round of the DREAM grand prix. That would be an amazing fight and if Eddie can beat him, he will really cement his place as one of the tougher up and coming lightweights in the world.

by john on Mar 20, 2008 11:04 AM EDT reply actions  

sounds b rated.

you have just seriously insulted B-rated movies!

by chefdaddy on Mar 20, 2008 11:04 AM EDT reply actions  

She looks beat. bombed out and depleted.

by Fidel Cashflow on Mar 20, 2008 11:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Not only the best fighter…but becoming an actor also…very,very smart man i must say.

by ORTIZ!!!!!!08....BABY! on Mar 20, 2008 11:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474/

by PhilQNY on Mar 20, 2008 11:29 AM EDT reply actions  

hahha nice chappelle reference fidel. looks like we have a Razzies front runner

by rich on Mar 20, 2008 11:32 AM EDT reply actions  

poor thing. She must have seen some real trauma in her past.

by Sephora MMA fans on Mar 20, 2008 11:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474/

Talk about old man strength. lol

by Toms Bombs on Mar 20, 2008 11:44 AM EDT reply actions  

I heard on BEATDOWN, that Eddie Alvarez might get matched up against Tatsya Kawajiri in the 2nd round of the DREAM grand prix. That would be an amazing fight and if Eddie can beat him, he will really cement his place as one of the tougher up and coming lightweights in the world.

I’m really pulling for Alvarez in this whole thing. Him and Hansen, he’s a beast.

by Toms Bombs on Mar 20, 2008 11:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474/

Somewhere Brett Favre is reading this and thinking, “hmmmmm.”

by PW on Mar 20, 2008 11:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474/

In his most recent fight he beat up the hostess at Luby’s for telling him he missed the Early Bird Special by 10 minutes.

by PW on Mar 20, 2008 11:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474/

NO!!! Don’t give Ken Shamrock idea’s!

Though he has to be close to 60 as it is? lol

by ToeLock on Mar 20, 2008 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

id still put the stamp on her anyways…..and tito…give me a break man. just drop the lyoto fight and save some dignity for this movie….im sure he really cares about getting to the top again…and his belt back. Tito you did great things for the sport…but htat doesnt mean evrytime you lose or draw you get a big name fight or a title shot…you have to work your way backup just like everyone else…and to back that statement….yes other fighters have gotten immidiate title shots…but most of them have managed to win them and defend them!!

by twizted203 on Mar 20, 2008 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Ewww…I think she’s already turned in that shot from the film!…Oh no wait, that’s Jenna at Tito’s birthday party!!! My bad.

“And, unsurprisingly, Jameson is one of the infected strippers (no pun intended, seriously).”

What a line. Brillant stuff…Now lets hope Tito doesn’t read it.

by RobH86 on Mar 20, 2008 12:16 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way did you hear about gary shaw callin silva a can crusher and saying that frank is the true pound for pound in the world! lol….gary shaw is such a slug…he knows he doesdnt have good fighter promotion except for kimbo! so he wants to call out UFC…just for some face time!!…i like how he says antonio silva would beat all UFC’s heavywieght when he himself would sign any one of them to fight for the title immidiately!

by twizted203 on Mar 20, 2008 12:16 PM EDT reply actions  

men tito needs to stop the bullshit he needs to train serously for machida or hes going to get the worst ass beaten in mma history

by daniel on Mar 20, 2008 12:19 PM EDT reply actions  

This makes Never Back Down look good. Where was Tito in this trailer? They didn’t even mention his name lol.

by vin on Mar 20, 2008 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

NO!!! Don’t give Ken Shamrock idea’s!

Though he has to be close to 60 as it is? lol

I read that article earlier as well. It’s nuts that he’s in fighting shape at 63, but his record is 2 – 4 (according to sherdog)

by Fidel Cashflow on Mar 20, 2008 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw the previews to this while watching a recent movie that came out on video. Looked absolutely horrible.

by c-war on Mar 20, 2008 12:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I read that article earlier as well. It’s nuts that he’s in fighting shape at 63, but his record is 2 – 4 (according to sherdog)

His wifey is 26yrs old.

by PhilQNY on Mar 20, 2008 12:29 PM EDT reply actions  

His wifey is 26yrs old.

that makes up for the losing record.

by Fidel Cashflow on Mar 20, 2008 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m really pulling for Alvarez in this whole thing. Him and Hansen, he’s a beast.

I am from Philadelphia, so naturally I would like to see Alvarez do well in such a presitgous tournament, but Kawajiri will be a very tough task. This guy is a ground n pound animal, with a ton of heart. His battle against Gomi was classic. The fact that Alvarez is a big lightweight, cutting down from welterweight, might give him a chance against a very strong Kawajiri. Regardless of the outcome, I would love to see this fight! This fight garentees to be ultra exciting…. wow I am starting to sound like Goldi! LOL, thats not good, someone smack me!

by john on Mar 20, 2008 12:57 PM EDT reply actions  

that makes up for the losing record.

how embarrassing.

by Sephora MMA fans on Mar 20, 2008 12:58 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way did you hear about gary shaw callin silva a can crusher and saying that frank is the true pound for pound in the world! lol….gary shaw is such a slug…he knows he doesdnt have good fighter promotion except for kimbo! so he wants to call out UFC…just for some face time!!…i like how he says antonio silva would beat all UFC’s heavywieght when he himself would sign any one of them to fight for the title immidiately!

Yeah I also read that…. I am getting a little sick of this Babbon, Shaw! He is starting to sound just like Dana, trying to discredit all the top fighters in the world not signed to his organization. I am so sick of all the damn promotors and executives in mma. I wish they would all stop trying to be like Rock Stars, and get their stupid faces out of the spotlight!.

by john on Mar 20, 2008 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Not only the best fighter…but becoming an actor also…very,very smart man i must say.

The best fighter? You’re joking right? Maybe if you were talking about Anderson Silva, Randy, Fedor, GSP, or Rampage but Tito? Tito in his prime was not even in the top 5 pound 4 pound fighters in the world so calling him the best fighter is like calling Cro Cop the #1 HW right now. He is a good figher but I’m not sure if he was ever a great fighter so why don’t you change your name to RAMPAGE!!!!08…..BABY because that would make a lot more since at the moment.

by jimmy_dean on Mar 20, 2008 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Tito cant get out of the UFC soon enough. I’m ready for that ginormous VD infested vaj known as Jenna to quit lowering the classiness of the crowds at UFC events. I read (made up) a story last month that some poor kid shook Jennas hand, unknowing of the horrible fate that awaited him, and he contracted genital warts. The outbreak was so severe, his entire family contracted it, as did his school. Now, the entire town is forced to live in an underground bunker, in order to try and suppress the outbreak. However, soon after this, worms, moles, prairie dogs, and chipmunks soon began getting infected. Then birds, snakes, rabbits, even fruits and vegetables. Now, the entire wildlife kingdom of Delaware is just a big colony of walking genital warts. And it’s all Jenna and Titos fault. Sad day.

by Craig on Mar 20, 2008 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I rather see tito strip than jenna at this point

by dana's cheap on Mar 20, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I just threw-up a lil bit in my month.

by Boss on Mar 20, 2008 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

mouth HAHA FING JJ BLAHHHHHH

by Boss on Mar 20, 2008 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way did you hear about gary shaw callin silva a can crusher and saying that frank is the true pound for pound in the world! lol….gary shaw is such a slug…he knows he doesdnt have good fighter promotion except for kimbo! so he wants to call out UFC…just for some face time!!…i like how he says antonio silva would beat all UFC’s heavywieght when he himself would sign any one of them to fight for the title immidiately!

I’d pay to see Silva-Shamrock.

by KS on Mar 20, 2008 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d pay to see Silva-Shamrock.

I wouldnt insult Anderson Silva or Rich Franklin with a fight against frank Shamrock….he is just as dumb and distasteful as Phil Baroni and melvin guillard. frank has been looking for the easy way out for along time! kneed gracie intentionally cuz he felt he coudltn hold him back anymore….took a past his prime baroni..andi can guarantee he was looking for an easy way fight with cung le..but is going to get more than he can chew!

by twizted203 on Mar 20, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

His wifey is 26yrs old.

It says his wife OF 26 yrs, meaning they’ve been married for 26 years. Not tryin to be a dick just pointin that out.

by midwestbred on Mar 20, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

how embarrassing.

His wife OF 26 years. She isnt 26 yrs old.

by Jseakin on Mar 20, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d pay to see Silva-Shamrock.

i cant believe people really think that frank really stans a chance against silva. is like saying that u would pay to see ken shamrock fight rampage it dosent make any sense

by daniel on Mar 20, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

the video isnt showing up for me :( im sure im not missing much though

by brendan on Mar 20, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

just had to go watch that video on another site, i almost pissed my pants lol

by brendan on Mar 20, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

i cant believe people really think that frank really stans a chance against silva. is like saying that u would pay to see ken shamrock fight rampage it dosent make any sense

I am with you, I wouldnt even want to see Anderson waste his time against a looser like Shamrock. The only reason I would like to see that fight is to see Frank get the beating off his life!

by john on Mar 20, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats because she’s had about 1000 dicks up her arse and her staple diet has been semen for the last 5 years. Seriously how can they say they’re a power couple when Jemma has morning cum cough.


Oh and Tito literally cries everytime he loses a fight.. What a wanker

by Mr Potato on Mar 21, 2008 7:35 AM EDT reply actions  

It says his wife OF 26 yrs, meaning they’ve been married for 26 years. Not tryin to be a dick just pointin that out.

thx..for pointing that out.

by PhilQNY on Mar 21, 2008 8:08 AM EDT reply actions  

What happened to Jenna?!? She used to be gorgeous……but …….now she’s just gross. Does she have some medical condition or something? I mean, I don’t know what I mean. Sad. Can’t even knock one out to her old movies anymore cuz that skeletal image of her pops up and I gotta stop. LOL

by chefdaddy on Mar 21, 2008 9:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Side note: If regular zombies eat brains, what will zombie strippers eat? Hmmmm….really though…..what could it be? Been pondering this for hours, nothings coming to me. What would a zombie stripper want to put in her mouth? I’ll think on this one long and hard. Be back with my answer as soon as I figure it out.

by chefdaddy on Mar 21, 2008 1:00 PM EDT reply actions  

really good movie

by mikael christiansen on Jan 10, 2009 11:20 AM EST reply actions  

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