Wow,

Thats border line “need medication” behavior. I think its kind of “dick headish” to waer the strap other than when you initially win it, commercials, photoshoots, or UFC postfight interviews… but hey, im just a fan that sees this stuff and make a judgment on that person, but hey who am I?….

I just hope Big Nog will f… him up for good.

That’s fucking gross, bro. Sex with Tim Sylvia should be illegal.

“I’ve had sex before with the belt on. That was back in the Ricco Rodriguez days.”

…now that doesn’t sound right at all.

if he’s boring when he fights..can’t imagine how more boring he must be when he fornicates..WAR NOG!!!!

Is it me or did he just admit to having sex with Ricco Rodriguez???

Is it me or did he just admit to having sex with Ricco Rodriguez???

It did kinda of sound like that to me as well… Why would he refer to it as “That was back in the Ricco Rodriguez days”. Why wouldnt he simply say, back when I first won the belt. Or back in 2002 or whenever…

ha ha im perty sure it sounds better sayin ricco then the beast of a woMAN it was really with

That’s fucking gross, bro. Sex with Tim Sylvia should be illegal.

lol !! …. If i had a UFC belt – believe me id wear that thing everywhere too – its not like anyone would call you a dick to your face if u had it – but yeh, timmy is a dick

What a dork. I hope Nog hurts him bad.

wow, and i thought Sylvia was a virgin

He IS a virgin. He just calls his left hand Wendy.

I wonder if he bored her like he bores everyone else during his fights.

Please lose…Please lose.

That’s fucking gross, bro. Sex with Tim Sylvia should be illegal.

Hahah

If he does win it back, I hope they make it as uncomfortable as possible.

I am happy that u posted that mania. I saw the story and I wasn’t sure you would post it. I am impressed.

How that for a mental picture in the morning. The webbed-footed bandit hAVING SEX the title……Yuk!!!

That – wearing the belt during sex – is the kind of crap you don’t EVER share with others. EVER.

(And this loser wonders why people don’t like him.)

I wonder if he had to pay the hooker extra for wearing the belt.

NOTE TO SELF;

If Timmy should ever put that belt up on e’bay, like Ricco Rodrigeuz did……….DONT BUY IT!!!

..it will probably be all sticky..

I’m more suprised that Timmy actually got laid!

Dunno if anyone told him but sex with yourself doesn’t count.

Haha Big Poopy is just saying he has had sex before. That must of set him back 10% of his purse money.

And is it any surprise why Matt Hughes abuses this lard ass ?

Cast members of TUF 7:

Matt Brown
-Steve Byrnes
-C.B. Dollaway
-Mike Marrello
-Prince Mclean
-Aaron Meisner
-Jeremiah Riggs
-Dante Rivera
-Amir Sadollah:
-Brandon Sene Former Marine Sniper who fought in Iraq
Luke Zachrich

thats 11 spots on the show so far which leaves room for 5 more guys. keep your fingers crossed that Jacre is one of the last 5 contestants. Honestly it doesn’t look good though because he would be one of the bigger names on the show and I dont see how they could have kept it a secret this long. But there still is hope!

The visual I got of Tim naked with the belt on just made me temporarily blind…..Hope my eyesight returns…..NO ONE should have to have sex with him!!

didnt kno blow up dolls could talk

no amount of showers could wash the stench of shame off of you after sleeping with that thing.

Atleast tim is man enough to admit he’s had sex with a “strap” on!

“I’ve had sex before with the belt on. That was back in the Ricco Rodriguez days.”

…now that doesn’t sound right at all.

When he goes on to say it was a sexual experience, I’m thinking it was more of a Bill Clinton type thing.

Funny thing, if Lidell, Jackson, Penn, or GSP said the same stuff (about having sex with the belt on) people would have loved it. Because it’s Tim Sylvia, we have every comedian on the net trying to lay a carve.
Face it people, the guy’s not going anywhere. He’s going to win on Saturday, probably in an unexciting fight, and he’s going to hold the belt for a while. Suck it up. Instead of getting mad at Sylvia for being a boring fighter, be mad at the guys who can’t beat him in the ring…it’s their fault you’re stuck with Big Tim

he will get knocked out so we dont have to hear is bs anymore

He probably spooged all over it, and still wore it around town then hugged his grandma.

That is straight up nasty. He probably wanted to hide his stomach. What a Bird. I hope Randy cleaned it. God..I hope Nog does not let me down on Sat.

It’s hard to think of Sylvia as boring. When I think of his all I can remember is him desperately trying to convince the ringside doc that the arm Mir clearly broke was fine. Crazy as hell.

Funny thing, if Lidell, Jackson, Penn, or GSP said the same stuff (about having sex with the belt on) people would have loved it. Because it’s Tim Sylvia, we have every comedian on the net trying to lay a carve.
Face it people, the guy’s not going anywhere. He’s going to win on Saturday, probably in an unexciting fight, and he’s going to hold the belt for a while. Suck it up. Instead of getting mad at Sylvia for being a boring fighter, be mad at the guys who can’t beat him in the ring…it’s their fault you’re stuck with Big Tim

Good point, i’ll hang my head in shame. Still hate Timmy tho.

That’s fucking gross, bro. Sex with Tim Sylvia should be illegal.

ahahahahaahahhahahaha…this guy never took it off before anyways whata crack…remember blind date?? ahahahhaa

I would give anything to see that episode

I would give anything to see that episode

I was talking about the blind date episode

Great…..Now I got coffie all over my laptop, cause I spit it all over the place when I read the first line of his comment…..Funnies thing i heard all month!!!!!!!

i hate him he is so dam weird, does he take a shit with that belt on aswell

Mania, must we have the visual with the white stuff on the belt?

i dont know man, maybe tim had a hot ass girl with him, I went to UFC79 and ran into Bruce Buffer after the fights he was with the finest girl i have seen in a while she was freaking hot dude, and i mean come on its Bruce Buffer so i wouldnt doubt that Tim can get some hot bitches

he could of been joking
he does make some comments which are pretty funny from time to time and it is hard to tell if hes joking

if you have won a world title then feel free to bash him
for guys to knock a world heavyweight champion is just wrong

there is no shame in taking pride in an achievement as great as being ufc heavyweight champ

ortiz used to parade that belt around for years
and jackson wears his quite frequently

leave tim alone

I was talking about the blind date episode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euRNF_WN6iw

enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euRNF_WN6iw

enjoy.

PhilQNY: U R the Man!

i dont know man, maybe tim had a hot ass girl with him, I went to UFC79 and ran into Bruce Buffer after the fights he was with the finest girl i have seen in a while she was freaking hot dude, and i mean come on its Bruce Buffer so i wouldnt doubt that Tim can get some hot bitches

Dont sleep on Bruce Buffer…he is a serious pimp. I always see him in magazines and is always pictured with 1 or more hot chicks. Bruce is a pimp!

I bet it was a lay-n-pray 1st round stoppage!
Come on!!! Funnny Feeling!!!! ooh-ooh, I got the belt!!!
It sounded like he was more excited about the belt than getting laid for the first time!

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Speaking of Ricco I saw him last night on Celebrity Rehab.

The funniest part of that show was Jeff Conaway. He’s all wacked out after years of drug abuse and now sounds justlike Nate Diaz. Funny stuff.

Dont sleep on Bruce Buffer…he is a serious pimp. I always see him in magazines and is always pictured with 1 or more hot chicks. Bruce is a pimp!

Bitches are on Bruce’s dick..hardy body.

What an F ing IDIOT,,, this is why Randy wanted to take the belt from him plus his lazy ass on the mat didnt help the image of what a champion is supposed to be.
Tim tarnishes the belt I cant wait to see anyone kick his ass.

Thanks PhilQNY.

This guy brings it on himself.

that blind date episode was hilarious. he’s such a hack. i remember that from way back.

I hope Nog beats him down, but it’s not likely. Tim is thinking of Nog’s last fight with herring and he’ll try to go for a stoppage (maybe a head kick again…). Either that or we can all sleep through another Tim Sylvia decision.

I’m not buying this PPV just because Tim Sylvia is on it.

Haha Big Poopy is just saying he has had sex before. That must of set him back 10% of his purse money.

 
   Was thinking the same thing.

Thanks PhilQNY.

anytime.

PhilQNY: I found this post earlier and I wanted ot know what u make of this…check it out:

" ATTN: MT & BJJ players: marijuana in training
i read a post earlier on where the poster said eddie bravo says weed helps him focus in training. i think in bjj where you can feel opponents out and have more time to think about your moves, marijuana will not have much of an effect(negative) on your performance. but in muay thai when you have a split second to do little things like footwork, weed has very bad effects on training. when i get baked and go to jj class i have no problems, but when i train mt after getting high my mind will not process as fast as it should. little things like wallace step, jet cut kicks, parrys to sohk teeps become so much harder for me because of the small intracasies involved in kinetic linking. i would especially like to hear from people who smoke weed and train both arts. but if you still smoke weed and just train one art i would still like your input."

Poor Timmy. He just flat out doesn’t get it.

Dana ought to invest 100,000 in getting Sylvia a social relations coach. Be one of the best investments the UFC could make.

Big Timmy couldn’t even fight his way out of a wet paper bag. He sucks.

He is a classy guy, that old video of him dressed up as Phantom of the Opera doing a charity dance was classic! He should wear the cape with the belt too, that would be cool!

Come On Big Nog! Keep Tim the “Lamiac” from doing the
nasty with our belt!

PS: And Mir, if you can’t take out a World Wrestling Entertainment lumux, that has only 1 minute of MMA experience under his belt, you need to retire in shame.

Brock Lesnar – once arrested for illegally possessing steroids (see a mugshot of the massive “growth hormone” box, that he calls a head):
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/lesnarmug1.html

If the UFC had any brains they would shit can him out of sheer principal

PhilQNY: I found this post earlier and I wanted ot know what u make of this…check it out:

" ATTN: MT & BJJ players: marijuana in training
i read a post earlier on where the poster said eddie bravo says weed helps him focus in training. i think in bjj where you can feel opponents out and have more time to think about your moves, marijuana will not have much of an effect(negative) on your performance. but in muay thai when you have a split second to do little things like footwork, weed has very bad effects on training. when i get baked and go to jj class i have no problems, but when i train mt after getting high my mind will not process as fast as it should. little things like wallace step, jet cut kicks, parrys to sohk teeps become so much harder for me because of the small intracasies involved in kinetic linking. i would especially like to hear from people who smoke weed and train both arts. but if you still smoke weed and just train one art i would still like your input."

Brother..I burn and train..ever since I read mastering the rubber guard..Eddie spends an entire Chapter..talking about how bud helped his training, he revolutionized Gracie JiuJitsu and thanks bud for it…think about it..BJJ and Haze put together..it truly gives new meaning to

" The Skys the Limits"

 Before I burned after class and what not.. and take my brakes away from bud here and there.

NOW I BURN ALL THE TIME. I Hate cigs..but I love bud.

Before I roll..before I teach..I’m taking some pulls and hitting the mats..people that try and get it will understand Eddie Bravo and people like me.

Look up. Jack Herer. He started burning pot at 35 yrs old and is the biggest avtivist to legalize pot..and I’m him.

Read " The Emperor Wears No Clothes "

Side Note : Chk out Joe Roegan’s " Shiny Happy Jighad "..brun something and listen to him..and you will piss in laughter.

Trust me. And for those that don’t burn, you’ll laugh too.

I hope Randy took it to the Car Wash and sprayed it down after he took it from Tim.

That blind date video on youtube….lmao

Whoever made the caption of sylvia holding the belt awhile ago for that competition…..the one that said “My Precious”, is first of all my hero, and secondly received SO much confirmation from this quote. Tim Sylvia is a huge messsss

What other UFC guys were on blind date?? I seen the Timmy episode a long time ago, and the same goes for the Blind Date episode with Josh Da Punk Thomson. They probably did a full week of having fighters on it, so I’d imagine that there would be 5 of them… Phil???

lol !!

…. If i had a UFC belt – believe me id wear that thing everywhere too – its not like anyone would call you a dick to your face if u had it – but yeh, timmy is a dick

same here. it’d never leave my waist except when i was sleeping. for as hard as most of these guys work to earn that belt, why shouldn’t they show it off?

Will you leave him alone. He was the undisputed UFC Heavy Weight Champion of the world at 25 .. more than you have done.

Good on him for f**king some bimbo with it on. Who cares gives a shot what he does with it. I think he is funny as and I think people will start to come around when he knocks out Nog.

Go TIMMY you sick f**k, we love it!

And that was the last time Timmy got any snatch.

Brother..I burn and train..ever since I read mastering the rubber guard..Eddie spends an entire Chapter..talking about how bud helped his training, he revolutionized Gracie JiuJitsu and thanks bud for it…think about it..BJJ and Haze put together..it truly gives new meaning to

" The Skys the Limits"

Before I burned after class and what not.. and take my brakes away from bud here and there.

NOW I BURN ALL THE TIME. I Hate cigs..but I love bud.

Before I roll..before I teach..I’m taking some pulls and hitting the mats..people that try and get it will understand Eddie Bravo and people like me.

Look up. Jack Herer. He started burning pot at 35 yrs old and is the biggest avtivist to legalize pot..and I’m him.

Read " The Emperor Wears No Clothes "

Side Note : Chk out Joe Roegan’s " Shiny Happy Jighad "..brun something and listen to him..and you will piss in laughter.

Trust me. And for those that don’t burn, you’ll laugh too.

U dont have to tell me Phil! I am surprised that eddie Bravo made that so public, he wrote a whole chapter about it? I need to get my hands on that book.

Now I know why BJ Penn is so damn good.

And that was the last time Timmy got any snatch.

good one as well

Picturing big Tim during sexy time is making my penis soft…

Gross…

From the way the quote was worded did it sound to anyone else like he was hooking it up with a call girl? Thank god for Craigslist (aka Craigsb*tch)

UFC Fight Night 13

Just added:
Houston Alexander vs. James Irvin

Kenny Florian vs. Joe Lauzon
Stephan Bonnar vs. Matt Hamill
Thiago Alves vs. Karo Parisyan
Houston Alexander vs. James Irvin
Marcus Aurelio vs. Spencer Fisher
Josh Neer vs. Din Thomas
Clay Guida vs. Samy Schiavo
Anthony Johnson vs. Tommy Speer

CageFightingKip – sounds like you are sicker than big TIMMY, having an erection while writing on a blog. That is sick. Or maybe you get your boyfriend to blow you while you write it :)

I think when he won the belt that time they fought in Vegas, and everybody knows how easy it is to buy hookers in Vegas.

Timmy sucks worst than his sticky belt…please Nogueira kill him…he’s no Fedor…come on…please…I am not buying this because of Timmy boy.

If the UFC had any brains they would shit can him out of sheer principal

I agree. This slob has gotta go. How embarrasing is he wins, Having this piece of shit represent the UFC as a champion.

What he means to say is, “I’ve masturbated once before with the belt on. The girl in the chatroom was asking, ‘Are you going to take that off?’ And I said, No, and if you don’t like it, then I’ll just have to find some other girl to cyber with, kthx.”

sylvia is just overcompensating. he has a gross looking hunch body which was one of the reasons he used steroids, and also has a weird recessive looking lower jaw. he has to wear the belt cause most women probably automatically think he looks a bit repulsive

even the fans hate him because his fighting style is ugly. poor guy probably has self esteem issues, lol

That really isnt the image that I want to have inside my head. He should be locked up for saying such a disgusting comment. Hes actually had sex? I feel sorry for the desperate woman whom he laid. Yuck.

I agree. This slob has gotta go. How embarrasing is he wins, Having this piece of shit represent the UFC as a champion.

I would have liked to see Brock vs. Big Tim and Noguerra vs. Mir
Brock would hasve an easy time against Tim IMO. He would get the takedown right away and Tim would be throwing his goofy legs yup for a triangle and brock would just pound away.

Brock would have had an easier time against a striker then a grappler in his 1st fight.

I really wanted to see Tim vs. Kongo…That would have been a war!

‘thats great tim but tell us the truth’ randy really wanted you to take the belt off that night?