Caption contest: Matt Hughes eats lunch with 'Rodeo' from 'Rock of Love'
by MMAmania.com on Jan 24, 2008 11:19 PM EST
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This bizarre encounter between former UFC welterweight champion Matt Hughes and creepy contestant "Rodeo" on "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels" took place during Hughes' latest book tour stop in Georgia.
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keep eating burgers and fries, your not longer an asset to the UFC.
by kavedaddy on Jan 24, 2008 11:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Lets rideit cowboy
I will make verbally tap out GSP style!!
by Norm Alpaugh on Jan 24, 2008 11:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Are we going to have a rodeo tonight?
by The Legend on Jan 24, 2008 11:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“I always like a little pussy after lunch, what do you say?”
*Jack Nicholson’s quote to Cher from the movie ‘Witches of Eastwick’.
by Nine Duce on Jan 24, 2008 11:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
hughes: “i dont care who you are, you’re not my friend.”
by mctapout on Jan 24, 2008 11:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“You know, I’m not here to be someone’s highlight reel.”
by EaZyE on Jan 24, 2008 11:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
matt: " so did you get arm barred by Bret micheals? if so we got a lot in common..?"
by James Stender on Jan 24, 2008 11:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hey my publisist said i was going to be on The View?? Whos this bimbo?
by KrazyHorse2 on Jan 24, 2008 11:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt:“Geez you finished that meal as quick as your career…”
by KrazyHorse2 on Jan 24, 2008 11:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I see here in your personal add you like being rode hard and put away wet! Hey, me too!
by ib_mr_ed on Jan 24, 2008 11:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“I love you, Pumpkin. I love you, Honey Bunny. All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you f***ing pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherf***ing last one of ya!”
by David Estrada on Jan 24, 2008 11:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: “your creepy lookin’”
Hughes: “your creepier lookin’”
Rodoe: “you know what, your right”
by matt on Jan 24, 2008 11:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
She says
“I was not impressed by your performance”
by totc145 on Jan 24, 2008 11:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Whaddaya say we hop on my tractor, go back to my farm, and make another bastard child for ya.”
by Jerzy on Jan 25, 2008 12:00 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Who says you can’t bring a country breakfast to the Rodeo!
by Tom on Jan 25, 2008 12:02 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Yall not gunna finish yer fries?”
“Nope.. They’re French.. Ya know I won’t be able to get them down!”
by SpiderSilva on Jan 25, 2008 12:03 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo, “I always say Mr. Hughes, save a whore, ride a cowboy!”
by Todd on Jan 25, 2008 12:04 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Can a Country Boy survive an STD?
by clint notestine on Jan 25, 2008 12:11 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Matt, you lost again! I beat you in this eating contest! BUURP”
by Merrillizer on Jan 25, 2008 12:11 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hughes: haha… u got eliminated
Rodeo: You lost to a french guy twice, whats your point??
by Manny on Jan 25, 2008 12:11 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Girl: “From what I remember, its not THAT big Matt”
Modifying my previous entry to this, cheers.
by InvD on Jan 25, 2008 12:17 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“oh god i should’ve ordered a beer”
by dcsoldier187 on Jan 25, 2008 12:25 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
" I haven’t won a fight in a while, so you want to pick up the tab?"
by Derek on Jan 25, 2008 12:30 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt Hughes says “I want to be your queen.”
by Zilla on Jan 25, 2008 12:35 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hughes:“Hey, did you know I’m a queen too!”
by Mac on Jan 25, 2008 12:36 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
The camera interrupted an in depth conversation about the different diseases involved in their respective careers.
by clint notestine on Jan 25, 2008 12:37 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
MH: Tim Sylvia is such a cry baby.
R: You should see him in bed!
MH: …. who says I haven’t.
by clint notestine on Jan 25, 2008 12:40 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hughes: “Maybe, I’ll let her get ME in a rear naked choke”
by Squishy Dolphin on Jan 25, 2008 12:47 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
DAM it!!!! That burger didn’t choke her out… Jesus help me
by scotty on Jan 25, 2008 12:56 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Think I can have a sip of that, I gotta know what a five dollar shake tastes like.”
“did I mention I live on a farm?”
“what two people queefing at the same time looks like.”
by jason on Jan 25, 2008 1:02 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: Matthew, you’re giving me a strange look, what’s on your mind?
Matt Hughes (speaking like Chris Crocker): I’m Britney bitch.
by DeathbyHighKick on Jan 25, 2008 1:03 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
How did this wack job get on the show and not me???
by jdwpanther on Jan 25, 2008 1:11 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt says……
“This broad is (expletive) nuts. I knew I should of sent Mark in my place. She would of never known, Dammit!!”
by fightfan on Jan 25, 2008 1:17 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
matt huges " brett michaels wrote one hit song “Every Rose has a Thorn but i summited Trigg twice with a rare naked choke”
by wolfe on Jan 25, 2008 1:30 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
A meeting of two great minds discussing what it was like to be relevant in 2007.
by Simco on Jan 25, 2008 1:38 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hughes “You like what I’m doin to your feet?”
by stlbuckeye13 on Jan 25, 2008 1:46 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt Hughes “Did you just fart?”
Rodeo " No bitch i think i shit"
by NeRle on Jan 25, 2008 2:05 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I dunno why I am even entering this contest, I already have a MMA Mania T-Shirt, and I won the last caption contest, and if I won again, some of you all will freak out saying its a conspiracy, but oh well. I like doing these things.
Caption for this picture
“Where is Tim Sylvia, Blind Date is not my thing.”
by "Mr. NC-17" on Jan 25, 2008 2:05 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“So you’re telling me that Brett Michaels wears an Extra Small jock strap like Matt Serra?”
by TABASCOsauce on Jan 25, 2008 2:09 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“hold on one second, danzig’s under the table waiting for my vegetables.”
by storhaug on Jan 25, 2008 2:10 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I dunno why I am even entering this contest, I already have a MMA Mania T-Shirt, and I won the last caption contest, and if I won again, some of you all will freak out saying its a conspiracy, but oh well. I like doing these things.
Caption for this picture
“Where is Tim Sylvia, Blind Date is not my thing.”
> Matt says “I now have the second largest ego in the world”
by Amos on Jan 25, 2008 2:44 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“I just had my boobs done, how do they look?”
“Well…umm…I like lemon with my iced tea”
by Dan on Jan 25, 2008 2:54 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Now that’s how you beat GSP. Green beans, Steak, and Pie. I see you havent finished yours yet.
by c-war on Jan 25, 2008 3:44 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
a very sad thing about MMA fans,you almost worshiping the fighter once he’s on his prime & then after a many years of dominating & finally met his match & loss then the fans not will only trun away around but throwing some sh*i*t words to a fighter that they respect before,
i bet for all those type of MMA fans will someday gonna telling everywhere in the internet that our Great MW champion today anderson silva is a garbage once he met his match in the future & lost.
you do not have respect for the fighter who rule the sport for many years then just after getting beatup then all of a sudden all negative comment to a once great fighter will flying around
by mad_drummer on Jan 25, 2008 3:54 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Matt Hughes and Rodeo discuss their mutual love of grappling with sweaty men.”
by Jason on Jan 25, 2008 4:05 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“My friend Matt Serra is a good guy – here’s his number.”
by Dan Lewis on Jan 25, 2008 4:28 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
She says
“I was not impressed by your performance”
best one yet
by Insain on Jan 25, 2008 6:46 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“I always like a little pussy after lunch, what do you say?”
*Jack Nicholson’s quote to Cher from the movie ‘Witches of Eastwick’.
LMFAO!!!!
by chefdaddy on Jan 25, 2008 7:16 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
David Estrada wins this hands down! Hilarious!
by Archer0545 on Jan 25, 2008 7:38 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo- “Now Matt, you never going to be UFC Champion again if you dont finish your vegetables!”
by Tony Dollar on Jan 25, 2008 7:41 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“What was your favourite passage in the bible again?”
by Nick J on Jan 25, 2008 7:45 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo:will you sign my book
Matt: only under on condition…..
Rodeo: ok i dont care what it is just make it to bret the love is rockin
Matt: ok..there you go now u sign this.
Rodeo: ???
Matt: ohhh this is a contract that states u will give your heart to the lord….we had a deal.. and it also states u will be at prayer circle every wed at 7:00 thanks see u there
by dru on Jan 25, 2008 7:46 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt:“I can’t believe it, but you’re breasts are bigger than my ego. But my ego isn’t surgically enhanced.”
by chefdaddy on Jan 25, 2008 7:53 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt: I was thinking of getting on Rock of love 2, do you think you can help me out?
by mikeclem on Jan 25, 2008 7:54 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt: Jesus you ate that fast
Rodeo: Yeah well, sitting here with you is making me real uncomfortable.
Matt: What? Why is that?
Rodeo: Well first of all, usually when I meet guys for sex they leave there kids at home, and second, I only screw succesfull people.
by BustYoFace on Jan 25, 2008 8:06 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Matt,i’m gonna ride you harder than GSP did in your last fight”
by CYCOMYKO on Jan 25, 2008 8:08 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Lets go back to my ranch and wrestle and then I’ll take a ride on the rodeo
by AJ on Jan 25, 2008 8:23 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: Well Rodeo is my stage name, my real name is Georges St. P…
Matt: (urinates himself)
by Faha on Jan 25, 2008 8:36 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“BJJ skills? Whats the extra “J” for?"
by Landowner on Jan 25, 2008 8:53 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
When I asked for the Rodeo I meant the burger not the reality star.
by Da Monkey on Jan 25, 2008 9:00 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Why yes I do know how to ride bareback….but I’m not sure it’s what your thinking …..OR Take off that hat and I’ll help you find Jesus…
by Big Pelly on Jan 25, 2008 9:00 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“you want to get my name tattooed WHERE??”
by KitsuneX on Jan 25, 2008 9:17 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Gobble up your greens if you ever think you’ll be as good as Georges St Pierre.
by Richard on Jan 25, 2008 9:23 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
a very sad thing about MMA fans,you almost worshiping the fighter once he’s on his prime & then after a many years of dominating & finally met his match & loss then the fans not will only trun away around but throwing some sh*i*t words to a fighter that they respect before,
i bet for all those type of MMA fans will someday gonna telling everywhere in the internet that our Great MW champion today anderson silva is a garbage once he met his match in the future & lost.
you do not have respect for the fighter who rule the sport for many years then just after getting beatup then all of a sudden all negative comment to a once great fighter will flying around
I’ve never liked Matt Hughes, and I have always been on the hate wagon when it comes to him.
by ro-J on Jan 25, 2008 9:24 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“OMG!! something has me in a knee bar!!…now Matt…what did I tell you about keeping control of that third leg”
by UFC LOVA on Jan 25, 2008 9:28 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Yall not gunna finish yer fries?”
“Nope.. They’re French.. Ya know I won’t be able to get them down!”
oh my fucking god i was gonna, give it a try but, after seeing this one i laughed my ass off and canot see myself coming up with anything funnier than this shit, MAnia this is the winner its hillarious
by hector on Jan 25, 2008 9:34 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt: “Jesus woman i havnt even started on my fries. That food just go straight to your breasts or what?”
Rodeo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWWWAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAH….Oh my god I MISS MY KIDS!!!
Matt: you need to relax with that crazy laugh and stop crying about your damn kids. Here read my book. Its called bendover mountain. Its all about bringing my sheep to the highest mountain cliff there is. Has a great ending too.
Rodeo: HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAWHWWWAAHAHAAHHAWHAHAWHAHH…does it involve kids???…WAAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAH
LMAO!!!!
by UFC LOVA on Jan 25, 2008 9:35 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt: You wanna get down tonight?
Rodeo: I’ll drink to that.
by Red on Jan 25, 2008 9:38 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
girl: i wonder why he’s just smiling and not eating?
by jason bang on Jan 25, 2008 9:38 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Woman to Matt – “Why dont you take a rodeo ride in my ranch?!”
by dave on Jan 25, 2008 9:38 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard!
by Brian on Jan 25, 2008 9:39 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
A country boy can survive . . . with a little penicillin.
by pw on Jan 25, 2008 9:47 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Quick you, me, staring contest…….you win, you always do.”
by mma dude on Jan 25, 2008 9:54 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard!
ok this one was funny too but, the FF one was the best so far
by hector on Jan 25, 2008 9:54 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt: “Do you know who I am?”
Rodeo: “No, I can’t say that I do.”
Matt: “I don’t know how to put this, but, I’m kind of a big deal.”
Rodeo: “Really”
Matt: “People know me.”
Rodeo: “Well, I’m very happy for you.”
Ron: “I’m very important, uh, I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I— I’m friends with Dana White, too. He comes over on occasion.”
ala Ron Burgundy
by Danson on Jan 25, 2008 9:56 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
People with pace tend to drive me crazy
I actually play better when mad.
by GORANDY on Jan 25, 2008 10:09 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
MattHughes-“What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?”
by Brian on Jan 25, 2008 10:10 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I luv AMerica, but
no one in america can beat…
Georgeez, Canadian A?
by GORANDY on Jan 25, 2008 10:12 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
MattHughes-“What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?”
One in a hundred?
More like one in a million.
So you’re saying I have a chance. Yeah! I hear you.
by pw on Jan 25, 2008 10:35 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt Hughes to Rodeo: “Know any good ways to take down a man?”
by Alex on Jan 25, 2008 10:36 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: Most women at one time or another have faked it.
Hughes: Well, they haven’t faked it with me.
(from the movie When Harry Met Sally)
by Hype on Jan 25, 2008 10:37 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: Oota-goota, CountryBoy? [Going somewhere, Matt Hughes?]
Hughes: Yes, Rodeo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Bret Michaels that I’ve got his money.
Rodeo: Soampeeta-lay, Eemal-aitrantee-tachk-ma gee-ghkeet’na. [It’s too late. You should have paid Bret Michaels when you had the chance.]
Rodeo: (cont.) Jabbawa-neen-chichko-ka soanoo-eeshah-neetrai- tran-a-ee wan-warooska. Heheheh. [Bret Michaels has put a price on your head so large, every cage fighter in the galaxy will be looking for you.]
Rodeo: (cont.) Chaskinyawich-yootzoo. [I’m lucky I found you first.]
Hughes: Yeah, but this time I’ve got the money.
Rodeo: Elchai-yachkoolkain-tai cool-a-coo-soo-a. [If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.]
Hughes: I don’t have it with me. Tell Bret…
Rodeo:(interrupting) Tsee-nahaichee-kee! SochkoolROOL yapoolya-yaool-ra si pachki chka coo-shoo-koo poo-yoo-wa twee-pee. [Bret is soooooooooooo through with you! He has no time for cage fighters who drop their title fights at the first sign of GSP.]
Hughes: Even I get mounted sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
Rodeo: KTRA! Jabba POO pacoom-PAKni ACHKat AN-pa! [You can tell that to Bret. He may only take your dignity.]
Hughes: Over my dead body.
Rodeo: Oochlayyoo-ma… [That’s the idea.]
Rodeo: (cont.) Chess bookoo-tootachkeest-CHKREN-ko,ya ol-chka. [I’ve been looking forward to this for a long time.]
Hughes: Yes, I bet you have.
Hughes slips in the rear naked choke, then tips the waitress.
Hughes: Sorry about the mess.
by wagnerav on Jan 25, 2008 10:43 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
RAsh!?!?, REaLLY!?!?
Se now Tha’s why I wear my RAshGuard all the TIme,
See it? SEE It?
by GORANDY on Jan 25, 2008 10:48 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
MATT: You know Rodeo I am a Christian.
RODEO: Me to Matt. Just ask Brett. He never heard someone pray as much as I do late at night. Oh my God! Oh My God! He said I was the most religous person he ever met.
Matt: Good for you Rodeo, now I feel less negative about our lunch together and I will be able to eat the rest of this food on my plate!
by Mark on Jan 25, 2008 10:49 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“ewwwwwwwww girl we gonna get along just fine”
.
Matt rips one
.
“Just basking in the ambiance. I’m just basking in the ambiance”
by getrawbc on Jan 25, 2008 10:55 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
saddle up farm boy.. im gonna ride you faster than you can say St. Pierre is the superior fighter..
by RyanD on Jan 25, 2008 10:56 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Matt, I told you if you didn’t wash it for like a week, he’d choke out in a heartbeat when you wrap your legs around his head. That’s how I made Bret tap!
by bk on Jan 25, 2008 11:03 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“I bet I’ve taken more shots to the face than you have”
by DCsens on Jan 25, 2008 11:05 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Rodeo can chow down a plate of diner food faster than Jason Lambert can eat a bowl of sausages.”
by ViolentMike on Jan 25, 2008 11:12 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“What was your favourite passage in the bible again?”
I think that is the best one yet.
Some of you guys are writing conversations, which makes no sense. It is a caption, which should be like one litte sentence and not a book of quotes.
But yet, I am also just trying to help you out.
by "Mr. NC-17" on Jan 25, 2008 11:13 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hughes: “If I was to show you how to do a rare naked choke hold, don’t mis-interpret and PLEASE keep you cloths on”
by ViolentMike on Jan 25, 2008 11:17 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Which one of these two county boys just farted louder”
by ViolentMike on Jan 25, 2008 11:18 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: Most women at one time or another have faked it.
Hughes: Well, they haven’t faked it with me.
(from the movie When Harry Met Sally)
haha i was thinking the same thing…i think she even did that on that show
by mma dude on Jan 25, 2008 11:32 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
So what do you want for dinner? Nudge,Nudge.
by squid on Jan 25, 2008 11:36 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Sorry Rodeo, I only prefer to be submitted with French Canadian balls in my face……..Or Christian balls………whichever…….anything hangy and sweaty………..did somebody say somethin’?
by Matt on Jan 25, 2008 11:43 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
So, should I call your for breakfast? Or just give you a nudge?
(inspired by squid)
by Landowner on Jan 25, 2008 11:58 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“A Country Boy can Survive…On burgers, fries, and half-celebrities”
by Paul on Jan 25, 2008 12:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“I love you, Pumpkin. I love you, Honey Bunny. All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you f***ing pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherf***ing last one of ya!”
This one is awesome!
by ChadGuidry on Jan 25, 2008 12:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
…And then Bret Michaels got ME into a rear naked choke…So yeah…We have that in common too…
by Ecart on Jan 25, 2008 12:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: “Yes…these were made in America too. Now stop staring.”
by Andy on Jan 25, 2008 12:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: Every rose has its torn, mine is Bret
Matt: Mine is GSP
by Matt on Jan 25, 2008 12:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Why don’t we head back to my place and I will look into your eyes…and read you Bible verses.
by James P. on Jan 25, 2008 12:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: “Can I have some of your french fries? My boyfriend Georges wants me to bring some food home so that we can celebrate his championship fight victory from Las Vegas.”
by Jdog on Jan 25, 2008 12:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Maybe after this, I’ll teach you how to defend an armbar.”
by Mike&Ike on Jan 25, 2008 1:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
After lunch, I’m going to show you how we ride horses in Illinois
by Steve The Rican on Jan 25, 2008 1:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Maybe after I’ll teach you how to defend an armb… nevermind that, a rear naked choke.”
by Mike&Ike on Jan 25, 2008 1:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo – I sing for the kids. Hughes —I beat up kids.
by brian on Jan 25, 2008 1:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo- " Did you put this roofie in my sweet tea?"
Matt Hughes- “Yes, yes I did.”
by stoney_baloney on Jan 25, 2008 1:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
RODEO: “Now eat your fries, Matt.”
HUGHES: “I would, but I can’t seem to put my hands on anything French.”
by Fin Diesel on Jan 25, 2008 1:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
matt: i have a friend named tim if your’e interested rodeo? rodeo: i’m not that desperate
by b.w. on Jan 25, 2008 1:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“I love you, Pumpkin. I love you, Honey Bunny. All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you f***ing pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherf***ing last one of ya!”
That is freaking hilarious.
I can’t even try now.
by DonnyG on Jan 25, 2008 2:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt: “Sorry the whole Rock Of Love thing didn’t work out for ya there Rodeo. Hey,Cheer up, I Know this Big O Lug that just might be the right guy for ya!!!”
Rodeo: “REEEEEALLY, who?”
by Adam Guillen on Jan 25, 2008 2:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Maybe after this, I’ll teach you how to defend an armbar.”
this one is good for the irony in how matt was making fun of GSP on the Tuf show and GSP kept his cool and now tbls have turned
by hector on Jan 25, 2008 2:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt: “Yeah, i think ive taken more shots to the face than you have”
Rodeo" “Now, hold on, i dont know about ALL that now”
by Adam Guillen on Jan 25, 2008 2:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
MAtt: “rodeo have you read my book???, Im the QUEEN”
by hector on Jan 25, 2008 2:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
R: Maaatt? Were you just checking out my…?
MH: Nah, I wouldn’t do that, I thought that your necklace was a rosary.
by Keithor on Jan 25, 2008 2:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: “MATT! Were you eying my other burger and milkshake just now?”
Matt: “Jeje… yeah, screw it, im not training anymore, my career is at its end, so i can eat all i want, when i want”
by Adam Guillen on Jan 25, 2008 2:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Do you think Hammer is going to finish his burger?
by TylerDurden on Jan 25, 2008 2:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: I am not impressed by these hamburgers.
by TylerDurden on Jan 25, 2008 2:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hughes: Okay, enough about Michaels, lets get back to Jesus.
by TylerDurden on Jan 25, 2008 2:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hughes: And that’s why I have to drive a Peugot from now on right there.
by TylerDurden on Jan 25, 2008 2:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt: Hey have you read my new book?
Rodeo: Ya I think you forgot to mention a verbal tap
by mike87 on Jan 25, 2008 2:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
FIN DEISEL IS THE WINNER FOR SURE…GREAT QUOTE I LOVED IT
by mike87 on Jan 25, 2008 2:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I soooo would have said you were the Queen in that Bible story
by getrawbc on Jan 25, 2008 2:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Tsk Tsk, Matt, you have that flirty look again”
“Well you remind me so much of my cows back home thats all”
by Tobias808 on Jan 25, 2008 3:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Alright, I’m ready for my Cherry Pie!”
by ChainLink on Jan 25, 2008 3:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt: “Not me, that’s Jesus playing footsie with you under the table”
by E-Brawler on Jan 25, 2008 3:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
R: No I never heard of UFC
MH:… really? I’m the Champ
by mma_mind on Jan 25, 2008 3:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt: " How old are you again?"
Rodeo: “Now Matt, didn’t your momma ever teach you thats its not polite to ask a lady her age…hmmm?”
by Adam Guillen on Jan 25, 2008 3:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
MH: I know it looks like I’m smiling, but this is the last time I am going to ask you for my hat back
by mma_mind on Jan 25, 2008 3:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: “You ready to go play Guitar Hero?”
by ChainLink on Jan 25, 2008 3:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt is thinking about faking another groin kick!
by ChainLink on Jan 25, 2008 3:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Im gonna put your big ass in a rear naked choke.
by Jizzo on Jan 25, 2008 3:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
a very sad thing about MMA fans,you almost worshiping the fighter once he’s on his prime & then after a many years of dominating & finally met his match & loss then the fans not will only trun away around but throwing some sh*i*t words to a fighter that they respect before,
i bet for all those type of MMA fans will someday gonna telling everywhere in the internet that our Great MW champion today anderson silva is a garbage once he met his match in the future & lost.
you do not have respect for the fighter who rule the sport for many years then just after getting beatup then all of a sudden all negative comment to a once great fighter will flying around
Come on man relax, it’s just for fun. if they put a contest for a GSP picture or A. Silva, everyone would make fun of them as well. I mean if you are looking for someone to feel bad for, try the starving children around the world, not the “guys that paved the way..the ones that put their well being on the lime for our entertainment. The ones that workout day and night, sacrifice their friends, parents, wife’s and children.” cry me a river, if it wasn’t for us(fans) there would be no them(big time fighters)
by mma_mind on Jan 25, 2008 4:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
MH: Hey! I’m told I’m the greatest welterweight in UFC history. I’ll touch your leg if I want to and no Baby Jesus doesn’t mind.
by Jordan on Jan 25, 2008 5:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Your about as effective in the cage as a donky on a dairy farm.
by SUPER CAL on Jan 25, 2008 5:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Damn girl! You ate all that food, you must think I’m paying. I only buy meals for good christian girls, not washed up whores!
by Aoiioushi on Jan 25, 2008 5:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hughes: “Have you ever heard of a rear butt naked choke?”
by The Anomaly on Jan 25, 2008 5:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt: “Everyone has to withdraw at some point and time, but it’s always due to a physical problem, not a mental one.”
by SaVaGe on Jan 25, 2008 6:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
WANNA f-ME?
I’ve got to see what my family wants to do and I’ve got to pray on it.
OH JESUS MATTIE!?!?!!?
by GORANDY on Jan 25, 2008 6:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
After losing to GSP i think Hughes decided to ruin his diet
and its so obvious he’s looking at her boobs
get em coach
by OZ on Jan 25, 2008 6:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Mattie, were you always so good at Xyience in school, cuz you wear that subject all the time?
by GORANDY on Jan 25, 2008 6:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Apparently isn’t that hard to swallow a lunch down with Matt Hughes
by Jordan on Jan 25, 2008 6:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I dunno why I am even entering this contest, I already have a MMA Mania T-Shirt, and I won the last caption contest, and if I won again, some of you all will freak out saying its a conspiracy, but oh well. I like doing these things.
Caption for this picture
“Where is Tim Sylvia, Blind Date is not my thing.”
How lame are you?
by Ray on Jan 25, 2008 7:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: “Stop lying”
MH: " No, I swear"
Rodeo: “Are you kidding?”
MH: “Honestly I beat GSP before, He even said I was his idol afterwards”
Rodeo: “I dunno…….”
by BigDaddyDahl on Jan 25, 2008 7:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo, “It’s not that big is it?”
Hughes, “Wait, what? Did you mean my belt?”
by Ray on Jan 25, 2008 7:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
As per their bet, the loser of the Hughes/Serra fight had to dress in drag for the entire day.
by woody2081 on Jan 25, 2008 7:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matts thinking “i could take her”
rodeos thinking, “what a pussy, id beat his ass like gsp”
by rubberDUCKman on Jan 25, 2008 8:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
In the spirit of the hilarious “Pulp Fiction” quotes (slightly changed):
Rodeo:In the second, your ass goes down. Say it.
Hughes: In the second, my ass goes down.
by Mahde on Jan 25, 2008 8:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
WWJD?
…blow his own f@cking brains out.
by Col. Plato on Jan 25, 2008 8:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
MATT: SO YOu Love my opening song?
ITs so COuntry AMerican
by GORANDY on Jan 25, 2008 9:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
That’s right, I invented the Brokeback mount…
by pacalis on Jan 25, 2008 9:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Damn this website came along way. I was lookin at the first posts for each of the fighters and there were only like 5 comments at the most. Now there’s about 30 at the least.
by pUniSHment on Jan 25, 2008 10:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt: So how many kids do you have?? Please tell me how to get a man on his back. I used to have it down but there is a frenchie that wont stop playing hard to get, and i want him to know what its like to have america mounting you.
by UFCmn89 on Jan 26, 2008 12:23 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
(Rodeo laughs): You’re really not gonna eat your fries?
Matt: I wont lie to you Rodeo these fries look like they would lead Sweet Baby Jesus in temptation, but I’ve said from the beginning French food is the second best food in the world.
(Hughes has said several times that he considers Georges St. Pierre the second best fighter in the world.)
by UFCmn89 on Jan 26, 2008 12:38 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
(Hughes has said several times that he considers Georges St. Pierre the second best fighter in the world.)
(Hughes has said several times that he considers Georges St. Pierre the second best {welterweight*} in the world.)
by UFCmn89 on Jan 26, 2008 12:40 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
i wonder if i could last the full 8 seconds or i wonder if she would make me scream like gsp did!!!!!!
by josh on Jan 26, 2008 1:01 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
matt: “a country boy would really appreciate a check right now”
by logan23 on Jan 26, 2008 1:02 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: Don’t make me hogtie you over that salad BOY!
by kingfish on Jan 26, 2008 3:21 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
a very sad thing about MMA fans,you almost worshiping the fighter once he’s on his prime & then after a many years of dominating & finally met his match & loss then the fans not will only trun away around but throwing some sh*i*t words to a fighter that they respect before,
i bet for all those type of MMA fans will someday gonna telling everywhere in the internet that our Great MW champion today anderson silva is a garbage once he met his match in the future & lost.
you do not have respect for the fighter who rule the sport for many years then just after getting beatup then all of a sudden all negative comment to a once great fighter will flying around
That’s not it, you’re missing the boat, we’re throwing him away because we found out what A DICKHEAD! he really is after watching him on the TUF series.
by THORAZINE on Jan 26, 2008 4:03 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: " what you say your name was again suga"
by rubberDUCKman on Jan 26, 2008 9:18 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
MH: So Rodeo, what is your full name?
R: Rodeo Scarlett O’Hara…….we’re from Georgia.
Men in Tights anyone?
by DoMiNaToR on Jan 26, 2008 11:00 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
MH: I just gave 110% in eating that meal.
Rodeo is thinking: THis guy is creepier than most rodeo clowns
by DoMiNaToR on Jan 26, 2008 11:02 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
MH: “I don’t usually date women with a bigger adam’s apple than me but….git-r-done!!!!”
by Ianstx00 on Jan 26, 2008 12:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Cost of lunch for two ? $15.78
Price for extra milkshake ? $1.23
Knowing the chances of even beating a 42 year old ex-waitress in the octagon are rather slim these days ? Priceless
by Bob on Jan 26, 2008 12:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
rodeo- i’ve been known to take quite a shot on the chin too
hughes- jebus hates you
by kmoney on Jan 26, 2008 2:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rodeo: “Stop lying”
MH: " No, I swear"
Rodeo: “Are you kidding?”
MH: “Honestly I beat GSP before, He even said I was his idol afterwards”
Rodeo: “I dunno…….”
Now that made me laugh…. The look of disbelief on her face works so well with this. I tried to use her look with my quote but I’m not sure I got it the same way you did. Nice job man.
by Keithor on Jan 26, 2008 5:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I also tried to keep mine short enough for a bubble in the pic
by Keithor on Jan 26, 2008 5:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
MH: (singing) Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Diarhea
Rodeo: …..(her expression says it all)
by DoMiNaToR on Jan 26, 2008 9:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
R: You’re going to protest his funeral?
MH: Well, God Hates…
by SpiderSilva on Jan 27, 2008 12:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt: How ’bout you naked triangle choke me?
by Chris on Jan 28, 2008 1:21 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
my new one.
Rodeo: HIT squad Camp, wow thats cool…..with uniforms and everything?… ya do you have joe Rogans number?
by ro-J on Jan 28, 2008 11:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Matt: Rodeo I don’t even know why i got back in the ring.
Rodeo: It’s because it’s what you love to do. It’s who you were born to be. And here you sit—thinking! Well, Matt Hughes is not a thinker. Matt Hughes is a Fighter. He is a doer, and that’s what you need to do. You don’t need to think. You need to fight. You need trackers and fights. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab ahold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years! And it is good! And you use it! And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Matt! You WIN! And you don’t win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you’re a man, aren’t you? Aren’t you?!
Matt : Rodeo, I’ve never heard you talk like that… Are we about to get it on? Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
by Neil on Jan 31, 2008 11:48 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I’m sorry Rodeo but you can’t be a ring girl. You have to be under 50.
by PatNJ on Feb 1, 2008 11:37 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yep, with the small fortune I’ve made from the UFC, you can see, I’m really living large.
by Chris on Feb 1, 2008 7:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
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