Props: FHM.com

Quoteworthy:

"Like it or not, the modern world is built on duality. Where's there's beauty, there's always savagery somewhere nearby. Enter the UFC's Octagon girls. On a backdrop of limb-mangling carnage, these bikini-uniformed recruits perform an all-important task. Via a digit-emblazoned piece of card, they let people know what round it is. Now, in a rare exception of the sexy/ugly dichotomy, we've taken away the sweaty, grappling men and plonked these ladies in the middle of the Nevada desert. In appropriately skimpy attire, of course."

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(Thanks to MMAmania.com reader "Skoob" for the assist. You dirty dog, you.)