UFCs Wanderlei Silva pimps two-ply toilet paper (Video)

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Even though I'm not down with Portuguese, I'm going to go out on a limb and declare that the recent Chuck Liddell DELL commercial is still more disturbing than what "The Axe Murder" uses to wipe his crack.

The two former champions are set to clash at UFC 79: "Nemesis" from the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas, Nevada, on December 29. This round goes to Silva on sheer absurdity alone.

(Thanks to MMAmania.com reader "Mario" for the assist. I have no idea about the actual date of this advertisement.)

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