UFCs Wanderlei Silva pimps two-ply toilet paper (Video)

time to cash in on all those years of fighting

I generally have zero confidence in these former pride guys after what has been witnessed in the past year. C’mon Wanderlei, please change my mindframe and show me something.

That commercial rocked. BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I don’t care that I had no clue what he was saying, it was way better than Chucks Dell commercial.

haha

If you liked that one…. check out this one he did….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJlSAj4H4tg

I generally have zero confidence in these former pride guys after what has been witnessed in the past year. C’mon Wanderlei, please change my mindframe and show me something.

what about rampage?

I am sure this commercial is more wierd to me because I do not understand Portuguese, but I am sure everybody agrees that Wanderlie’s ape like wild beast looks make this a better in a worse way commercial than Chucks commercial for dell Love it.

If you liked that one…. check out this one he did….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJlSAj4H4tg

OMG!!!

what about rampage?

This is an old spot. I saw it about 2 years ago or so, if I remember correctly.

that was so gay

Yeah everyone is down on the Pride fighters because of cro cop and shogun but you still have Rampage, Anderson Silva, and Hendo.

2 of which are ufc Champs.

OMG!!!

What’s up with the face rubbing..they couldn’t get a some hot japanese girls help with the shave?

WTF!!!! I’m sorry but that was way more disburbing then Chucks commercial.

I guess people will do anything when baby needs a new pair of shoes!!

Will Iceman wipe his ass with Two-Ply Silva? Only time will tell.

What’s up with the face rubbing..they couldn’t get a some hot japanese girls help with the shave?

I generally have zero confidence in these former pride guys after what has been witnessed in the past year. C’mon Wanderlei, please change my mindframe and show me something.

Rampage has done great in UFC with a record of 3-0, 2 of the wins were against top 5 fighters at the time.

Henderson showed a fantastic performance against Rampage and I thought he could of won a split decision.

Wanderlei, like Henderson has already fought in the UFC. So they know the drill, they know the octagon, its nothing really shocking and new. Wanderlei is training with hands down the best training camp in all of America so he should be the best Wanderlei that we have ever seen.

Lets hope so at least.

what about rampage?

What about Rampage?

What about A. Silva?

What about Gono?

What about Aurelio?

What about Melendez? (Melendez > Guida – Strikeforce)

What about Nog?

I know there are more..

I love Wandy even more after this, this was great, I really like him and Chuck and it would be cool if they could become pals after their fight and jsut mp everybody up with some entertaining KO’s….(I know this was kind of puupy doggish and Ice Cream but picture the 2 of them kickin it….LOL)

What the hell?

If you liked that one…. check out this one he did….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJlSAj4H4tg

WTF!!!!!!!!?? LoLoLoLoL, that was the funniest/gayest thing I have ever seen!

The funniest part about that commerical is I know a girl named Paloma!

HOW GAY!!!!!!!

LOL, BAAAHHH!! (the sound of a sheep) That was hysterical.

And thanks for the assist DJ Pullout. I always wondered what Mark Coleman shaving Wanderlei Silva’s face would look like, and now I really know!

Can someone here that know Portugese please translate what Wanderlei says as he wipes his chin-crack with the roll of toilet paper?

PML!!! ROFL!! that shaving commercial is the best commercial I have EVER seen. I actually fell out of my chair laughing!

Shut up about Anderson Silva already! The guy is a journeyman, he’s no Pride fighter. The fighter dominating the middleweight division is a far cry from the fighter who got subbed twice in Pride.

that shaving commercial is the funniest thing i have ever seen. i cant believe these guys fight… toilet paper and man face rubbing… wow… i am taken back a little…

I am sure everybody agrees that Wanderlie’s ape like wild beast looks make this a better in a worse way commercial than Chucks commercial for dell Love it.

Lol. Agreed.

What about Rampage?
What about A. Silva?
What about Gono?
What about Aurelio?
What about Melendez? (Melendez > Guida – Strikeforce)
What about Nog?

Silva is good.

Gono was getting whooped really badly until the armbar.

Aurelio Lost to Gilbert then beat some scrub.

Havent seen melendez in the UFC, plus Guida is a different fighter now.

Nog is good.

Oh yea Rampage is good and Anderson is a from everywhere. I dont consider him a Pride fighter. Plus in pride he lost twice.

Okay Haters, what do you think about this commercial compared to Chucks?

WHY DOES CHUCK LIDDELL GET A COMMERCIAL …he’s a babeling fool who can’t talk and stu-ttu—tuu-tuterz…
oh yeah hes dana boy and dana is his manager still…and CHUCK’s last name is DELL

DELL suxs APPLE is da best now who in th eufc has apple in his name????

SILVA, his f-ing face is at least 3 ply!!!

WHY DOES CHUCK GET A COMMERCIAL?? …he’s a babeling fool who can’t talk and stu-ttu—tuu-tuterz…
oh yeah hes dana boy and dana is his manager still…and CHUCK’s last name is DELL

DELL suxs Appleis da best now who in the ufc has apple in his name????

Silva’s face is at least 3 ply!!!

Maynard vs Grice for UFN 12

You would think since Wandy is training at Randy’s gym his cardio should be tip top. I hope so, all I’m really saying is that I hope he doesn’t gas like shogun did and I hope to see a war between him and Liddell two of my favorite fighters in the lhw division. Chucky better stay out of that clinch and Wandy better watch the haymakers!

Oh yea Rampage is good and Anderson is a from everywhere. I dont consider him a Pride fighter. Plus in pride he lost twice.

So if he lost twice in pride and he hasn’t in the UFC what does that tell you? Either he has matured since then and become a better fighter or there were great fighters or both.

Maynard vs Grice for UFN 12

That is going to be a WAR.

I saw Matt Grice vs. Jason Black live..

That could be the fight of the year.

I think that the two-ply is pimping him.

That commercial was pretty damn bad. Far worse than Chuck’s Dell computer.

2 of which are ufc Champs.

Dont count shogun out yet. He has looked brilliant in many fights, somewhere around 13 wins I think, and he looked shitty once against forrest, and he didnt look bad because he lacked skill, or heart. He looked bad because he ran out of gas. Conditioning is the easiest thing that a fighter can fix. Also shogun is only 25 years old, counting him out after 1 loss to a freakin warrior (Forrest) is a big mistake, I would hate to be his next opponent, fighting him comming off of his 1st loss. I have watched all Shogun’s fights, and he never even came close to gassing, matter of fact one of his biggest strengths is his conditioning. He will get that corrected and come back real strong.

Get over the whole UFC guys vs. Pride guys. Each man is different reguardless of where he came from. U wanna just label wanderlei as a PRIDE guy, he has had 3 fights in the UFC already, he held the PRIDE belt for what, 4 or 5 years without loosing (well he lost once to Ricardo Arona, but his belt wasnt on the line because it was a tournament match). He has to be the scarriest person to fight against at 205. He’s a killer, if you think he isnt intimidating to other fighters u r crazy. He is the most agressive fighter everywhere. His agression leads to sloppyness sometimes, which can get him rocked, but he has been blessed with the fastest recovery I have ever seen from a fighter. He always gets rocked, but he always recovers. Its impossible to not be intimidated by him.

Chucks in trouble.

Cro cop has been a bust, but not as big a bust as everyone thinks. He got caught wit a headkick. KO come from nowhere. Everyone gets caught. Against Kongo he was doing well until his ribs broke. Now that time has past, it isnt that big of a bust. He can still come back strong. On the other hand he is a one trick pony, he is the heavyweight chuck Liddell, great striking, great takedown defense (only he throws more kicks).

Not to mention Gonzaga and Kongo aren’t exactly eddie sanchez. They are good heavyweight strikers. Kongo can bang with ANYONE, and Gonzaga is a beast, who is about 2 or 3 years
away from being champion.

Noguerra is 1 and 0 on the octagon. Just cause he got rocked by hearing, u people all want to act like he lost, guess what? He won that fight.

Ladies and Gentleman these are fights.
Pride guys have been defeated by:

Forrest Griffin (biggest heart in the game)
Kongo
Gonzaga
Karo

Those are world class fighters, its not like PRIDE dudes are loosing to Eddie Sanchez.

Surely the toilet roll is for his opponents…

You would think since Wandy is training at Randy’s gym his cardio should be tip top. I hope so, all I’m really saying is that I hope he doesn’t gas like shogun did and I hope to see a war between him and Liddell two of my favorite fighters in the lhw division. Chucky better stay out of that clinch and Wandy better watch the haymakers!

I dont see how any Pride fighter can gas….they did TEN minute opening rounds FFS…

But shogun is still young, Wandi has always had decent Cardio

Wandy did say he wanted to fuck Chuck. He needs the toilet paper to clean up.

wandy’s acting in portuguese is better than chuck’s acting in english.

BAAAAAA!!! TOILET PAPER@

I generally have zero confidence in these former pride guys after what has been witnessed in the past year. C’mon Wanderlei, please change my mindframe and show me something.

Well, anyone who has seen Pride should have expected these kind of performances. The bottom line is that Pride’s tralent level has always been way lower than the UFC’s with the exception of a few fighters. I believe that Silva is one of those fighters who will put up a good showing in the Octagon. Until recently I also thought Fedor was one of those guys but after he pussed out to go to an organization with nobody on it’s roster, I have to believe that he is scared of the UFC.

Another good point for showing that Pride has always been weaker than the UFC is that tons of past UFC fighters that the UFC refused to sign to fight anymore because of their performance went and fought in Pride. The other problem with Pride is that they filled their cards with a bunch of weak Japanese fighters because if was based in Japan and that is what their public wanted to see.

I think that the guy’s that have come to the UFC already will end up doing OK in the long run. I don’t think that any of them will ever be the champion but they should have careers testing the abilities of other up and coming fighters. Silva himself should have a pretty good showing against Liddell but I think he is going to get stomped by whomever he fights after Chuck.

We’ll see what happens but nobody should be surprised that it turned out this way. I sure as hell wasn’t.

I just noticed something, Wanderlei is wearing make up! Now I know that in most television productions that this is necessary, but Wanderlei shouldn’t wear so much eye make up, it makes him look cheap!

Can someone here that know Portugese please translate what Wanderlei says as he wipes his chin-crack with the roll of toilet paper?

 -For any fight, you’ve got to be prepared. A lot of training, a lot of body pump, and a repertory. A repertory of punches.
Over there at the camp, those who doesn’t push it hard are “little lamb”!!!!!!..little lamb like this toilet paper here!
Over there nobody is delicate, smoothy….not even the nap is tender!!!!!
Because on a fight, who’s tender takes points (stitches), points on the face!!!!
Isn’t it, little lamb???? BEEEEEEEEE

UUUUUUHHHHHHH BAD WOLF!!!!!!!!!

heheheheh basically this is all. And About the eye lipstick,…oohhhhh my friens!!!!! I live in Curitiba ( WAND’s homeland) and it’s easy to see him using that kind of makeup where ever he goes. If you pay atention on Cyborg’s nails, you’ll see that this is a very common freaky style among the Chute-Box fighters.

Can someone here that know Portugese please translate what Wanderlei says as he wipes his chin-crack with the roll of toilet paper?

“For any fight, you’ve got to be prepared. A lot of training, a lot of body pump, and a repertory. A repertory of punches.
Over there at the camp, those who doesn’t push it hard are “little lamb”!!!!!!..little lamb like this toilet paper here!
Over there nobody is delicate, smoothy….not even the nap is tender!!!!!
Because on a fight, who’s tender takes points (stitches), points on the face!!!!
Isn’t it, little lamb???? BEEEEEEEEE

UUUUUUHHHHHHH BAD WOLF!!!!!!!!!"

heheheheh basically this is all. And About the eye lipstick,…oohhhhh my friens!!!!! I live in Curitiba ( WAND’s homeland) and it’s easy to see him using that kind of makeup where ever he goes. If you pay atention on Cyborg’s nails, you’ll see that this is a very common freaky style among the Chute-Box fighters.