UFC Caption Contest: Quinton Jackson and the Chocolate Factory

…currently slamming his way to the top of the industry with his new adult film: Big Willy Donka and the Chocolate Love Factory. It is expected to be released on DVD just in time for the holiday season.

by Fin Diesel on Nov 1, 2007 1:02 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…caught raping Willow.

by DoMiNaToR on Nov 1, 2007 1:03 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

wishing he never hooked up with that midget that one night in Japan! Now the kiddos are coming out of the woodworks!

by Adam on Nov 1, 2007 1:04 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa

by CM on Nov 1, 2007 1:04 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..
Standing next to the Black Willy Wonka

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is.
Posing with his new found kids after a paternity test

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..Spooning

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is.. the star of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory 2 “Dark Chocolate”

by Lucas on Nov 1, 2007 1:08 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is now training under Willie Wonka and the Oompa Loompas to work on his short strikes.

by BTay on Nov 1, 2007 1:08 PM EDT reply actions

Rampage Jackson and the Chocalate Factory

by mikeclem on Nov 1, 2007 1:12 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

A giant among men……

by y2j2280 on Nov 1, 2007 1:13 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is…” the guy u talk to if you want and everlasting gobbstopper. Ask Chuck!

by jimmy_dean on Nov 1, 2007 1:14 PM EDT reply actions

is now training with the founders of the Midget Fighting System.

by Midion on Nov 1, 2007 1:14 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC lightheavyweight champiin Quinton Rampage Jackson is…” the guy you talk to if u want an everlasting gobbstopper. Ask chuck!

by jimmy_dean on Nov 1, 2007 1:17 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…wise so you should listen to him

by Lance Uppercut on Nov 1, 2007 1:17 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is…”

Out on Halloween with his children,(Four kids=Four baby moma’s)

by Stagger-Lee on Nov 1, 2007 1:19 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC lightheavyweight champiin Quinton Rampage Jackson is…” squeezing one of the four orange midgets do hard!

by dpb on Nov 1, 2007 1:23 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"…..the person to get theh golden ticket

by mikeclem on Nov 1, 2007 1:24 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC lightheavyweight Champion Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson is marketing his new fighting style. He calls it ‘Whoop dat Oompa Ass.’

He claims to have increased his power after implementing this new style. Some believe its due to the fact that Oompa Loompas have some serious “Dumps in the Trunk.”

by The Truth on Nov 1, 2007 1:27 PM EDT reply actions

“Looks like Rampage really does have kids everywhere…”

by sirchokemout on Nov 1, 2007 1:28 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"…..

Guest appearing on Jerry Springer in “That Fu*king midget stole my chocolate!”

by Stagger-Lee on Nov 1, 2007 1:29 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC lightheavyweight champiin Quinton Rampage Jackson is….Chucks Daddy!

by Lep on Nov 1, 2007 1:36 PM EDT reply actions

…….not gettin’ any wilder!(gene that is)

by cycomyko on Nov 1, 2007 1:37 PM EDT reply actions

…caught raping Willow.

Nicely done sir

by Lep on Nov 1, 2007 1:37 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…just now realizing that the crazy lady behind him thinks he is a giant Wonka Bar.

by Tallman on Nov 1, 2007 1:38 PM EDT reply actions

No Charlie did not fall into the chocolate river folks, thats UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton Jackson

by AJ on Nov 1, 2007 1:38 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC lightheavyweight champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is
A big man living in a small man’s world!

by hawkeye_1985 on Nov 1, 2007 1:43 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is being held hostage for the rights of Randy Coutures contract.

by cage*legend on Nov 1, 2007 1:44 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …" the new Willy Wonka, out with Wilder and Depp.

by JaCoB on Nov 1, 2007 1:45 PM EDT reply actions

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson giving away his own jawbreakers!!

by kickinthehead on Nov 1, 2007 1:45 PM EDT reply actions

I’m more concerned with the “Biggie Smalls” look alike who is pictured next to him

by Cliff Huckstable on Nov 1, 2007 1:48 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa

ROFL…funny one

by Anonymousf*ck on Nov 1, 2007 1:50 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch liqueur. That’s 105% SLAM, baby.

by Fin Diesel on Nov 1, 2007 1:51 PM EDT reply actions

is….dreaming some fucked up shit after getting KO’d by Wandy.

by Kenny the Swede on Nov 1, 2007 1:51 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…currently slamming his way to the top of the industry with his new adult film: Big Willy Donka and the Chocolate Love Factory. It is expected to be released on DVD just in time for the holiday season.

This is the best one so far

by Cliff Huckstable on Nov 1, 2007 1:51 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is … distracted by Oompa Loompas as Charlie comes in from behind to bite off his head and steal the belt

by Colin on Nov 1, 2007 1:54 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"suspect in a rape involving three oompa loompas at the chocolate factory.

by Mike is here. on Nov 1, 2007 2:00 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is beginning filming on his new reality series alongside Gary Coleman and the offspring of the Blueman group and carrot top"

by Archer0545 on Nov 1, 2007 2:01 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"
not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa
ROFL…funny one

No…. “This is the funniest one yet”

by kickinthehead on Nov 1, 2007 2:01 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..

workin on a puppet show… however the guy in the back looks a little suprised at the placement of rampage’s hand

by deep creek bird dog on Nov 1, 2007 2:03 PM EDT reply actions

….wondering how Liddell gets Willa Ford and he gets the Lollipop Guild.

She’s married to Mike Modano.

by pw on Nov 1, 2007 2:06 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…

Preparing for his new movie coming out…“Big Willy” The Tale of the Giant Chocolate Bar.

by UFC FAN ATTIC on Nov 1, 2007 2:06 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …" finding out he really DOES have children all over.

by Sirchokemout on Nov 1, 2007 2:11 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is wondering if he can spread his chocolate in one of the Oompa’s butt piece.

by DanaBlk on Nov 1, 2007 2:11 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

New Orleans gettin s*** faced with Dan Hendo, this is a cardboard cut out being raped by rabid creatures…

by BustYoFace on Nov 1, 2007 2:12 PM EDT reply actions

This is the best one so far

Sorry add the word “IN” to the begining of the sentence

by BustYoFace on Nov 1, 2007 2:12 PM EDT reply actions

“Quinton “Rampage” Jackson makes an appearance with Sean Sherk, Joe Stevenson, Willow, and Wee Man at a costume party"

“I WANT AN UNDISPUTED LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION NOOOOW!-Veruca Salt”

by mma dude on Nov 1, 2007 2:12 PM EDT reply actions

Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-on
UFC Light Heavyweight Champion
Rampage Jackson is listening
To us Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-sing

Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-din
We all hope he’ll continue to win
Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-ite
He is Liddell’s kryptonite

What do you get when you swing wildly?
Without respect for the wolf’s howling
What do you expect when you play with fire?
Why do you want the Rampage’s ire?

I think Liddell parties too much
Look at that gut! I’ve seen none such

Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-deer
He smiles now cause he smells your fear
Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-daw
Run away Chuck or he’ll crack your jaw!

by Michaelthebox on Nov 1, 2007 2:14 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is

looking as if he hopes this photo isn’t made public…

by DeathbyHighKick on Nov 1, 2007 2:14 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavywieght champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…..
Definetly not afraid of midgets.

by Yoububg on Nov 1, 2007 2:15 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is "..
Now training with some Bad Mother F*ckers according to Mr. White.

by chirs on Nov 1, 2007 2:16 PM EDT reply actions

“Yo man I’m telling you I just saw Rampage Jackson and some umpa lumpas – this is some good shit” – guy on the left.

by JTK5 on Nov 1, 2007 2:17 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"
owning the factory that is the UFC and whooping all the Oompa Loompa’s inside!

by FFL on Nov 1, 2007 2:19 PM EDT reply actions

CHECK IT OUT!!!!

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…

preparing for his hit record “Bad Boy For Life” featuring the count, Biggie Smalls, and the Oompa Coast Crew!

by UFC FAN ATTIC on Nov 1, 2007 2:24 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"
…the disgruntled coach on the next season of TUF.

by chirs on Nov 1, 2007 2:24 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “rampage” Jackson is amazed how much that dude looks like him.

by fightfan on Nov 1, 2007 2:25 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

“UFC light heavyweight champion
Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is Humpin’a dwarf

by Hitme on Nov 1, 2007 2:28 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"
…horrible at planning his after-parties.

by chirs on Nov 1, 2007 2:29 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa

LMFAO! This one made me spit out my soda.

by Mark on Nov 1, 2007 2:30 PM EDT reply actions

under arrest for serving alcohol to midgets

by AJ on Nov 1, 2007 2:31 PM EDT reply actions

Quentin ‘Rampage’ Jackson is

‘drunk’

by Kieran Flayes on Nov 1, 2007 2:34 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …" not working at the chocolate factory anymore, He owns it. aaawwooooooooo

by scottythebody on Nov 1, 2007 2:36 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is

by dcsoldier187 on Nov 1, 2007 2:37 PM EDT reply actions

In New Orleans gettin s*** faced with Dan Hendo, this is a cardboard cut out being raped by rabid creatures…

by BustYoFace on Nov 1, 2007 2:38 PM EDT reply actions

Rampage Jackson is…

… caught freelancing in a new Michael Jackson video.

… caught clubbing with his homies.

… posing with children from chernobyl, this is his first shoot at assisting a non-profit organization.

… selecting the hottest toy on the market for his kids at christmas time, move over tickle me elmo.

… a bouncer for a nightclub and is attempting to extract an underage drinker from the bar.

… squeezing the living hell out of a fun loving umpa lumpa.

… is hopefully not “whooping some a$$”

by robin on Nov 1, 2007 2:39 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is wondering why Liddell gets Entourage, Randy gets to work with The Rock, and he gets stucks taking pics with drunk, cross dressing, green painted midgets?

by fightfan on Nov 1, 2007 2:40 PM EDT reply actions

I kinda like the carotene one…

by robin on Nov 1, 2007 2:41 PM EDT reply actions

…planning to truly test his skill against the best of Wonka’s Octagon warriors, four at a time.

by Leon on Nov 1, 2007 2:41 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…using the Oompa Loompas to shield himself from the white Mike Tyson behind him who is trying to bite his ear off.

by DoMiNaToR on Nov 1, 2007 2:41 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"
…chillin with Shonie.

by chirs on Nov 1, 2007 2:43 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…"

high as a motherfucka!

by Jayyet on Nov 1, 2007 2:45 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"
… trying to remember the woman he hooked up with to produce these, his 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th illegitimate children.

by Cody on Nov 1, 2007 2:46 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

Wonka’s Street Soldier.

by Cplan on Nov 1, 2007 2:46 PM EDT reply actions

“Putting the Chocolate back in the factory”

by kory klinger on Nov 1, 2007 2:50 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is so drunk he sees pink midgets with green hair"

by Reldeed on Nov 1, 2007 2:50 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

“having deja vu after the last time Wanderlei knocked him out”

by Paul on Nov 1, 2007 2:51 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …" Not drunk… just REAL tipsy…

by Bizarro Tommy on Nov 1, 2007 2:51 PM EDT reply actions

is grossly humping the oompa while the midget is singing hallelujah

by Anonymousf*ck on Nov 1, 2007 2:55 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… Delighted to meet some of the WEC’s biggest stars!

by Oskarbravo on Nov 1, 2007 2:58 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… giving out chocolate love!

by ajadoniz on Nov 1, 2007 3:01 PM EDT reply actions

Sorry add the word “IN” to the begining of the sentence

i agree… i thought mine was perdy good but this one is the best!!

by deep creek bird dog on Nov 1, 2007 3:01 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …" is seriously concerned that the white man over his right shoulder, who appears to be an cannibal, may very well think that ALL 6 of them are made out of chocolate and will be eaten Hannibal Lector style.

by ViolentMike on Nov 1, 2007 3:03 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… unimpressed with the latest Pride signings.

by Oskarbravo on Nov 1, 2007 3:03 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is

wondering which is more screwed up this picture or the fact he has to fight the winner of Evans vs Bisping

lol…nice

by Jesse Holland on Nov 1, 2007 3:04 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

Wonka’s Street Soldier.

good one

by Jesse Holland on Nov 1, 2007 3:04 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …" is smelling just as bad as Matt Lindland and the Chocolate Factory according to his homie’s facical expression.

by ViolentMike on Nov 1, 2007 3:05 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… Enjoying a night out with Matt Hughes’ new training camp…

by Oskarbravo on Nov 1, 2007 3:06 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …" is very worried about what the ‘PhotoShopped’ version of this picture will look like, epsecially considering that 3 of the 4 freaks have thier mouths wide open as if they are expecting something from him.

by ViolentMike on Nov 1, 2007 3:07 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton "Rampage"jackson is thanking all the little people that helped him become champion.

by pat77 on Nov 1, 2007 3:09 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is spending time with his children"

by Jorgito on Nov 1, 2007 3:12 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is getting ready to fight “The Hermes Franca Gang”

by Scooter Trash on Nov 1, 2007 3:13 PM EDT reply actions

“wondering how his hommie got taken from behind”

by Bizzle on Nov 1, 2007 3:24 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"
thinking he isn’t quite drunk enough for this.

by bu11dog on Nov 1, 2007 3:31 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson has never been more proud of his alcoholic quadruplets. Inside sources say that the quads are seeking help.

by Matt "the Lion" King on Nov 1, 2007 3:34 PM EDT reply actions

Team Jackson of Season 7 of the Ultimate fighter

by Jesse Canadian MMA on Nov 1, 2007 3:35 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …" happy about fathering quadruplets!

by wwerealm on Nov 1, 2007 3:45 PM EDT reply actions

..introduced to a real good reason not to take steroids.

by A Lynch on Nov 1, 2007 3:47 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is

glad he found a golden ticket in his xenergy drink, you feel me?

by Percy on Nov 1, 2007 3:47 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …" living out his fantasy.

by wwerealm on Nov 1, 2007 3:49 PM EDT reply actions

Posing with the current TUF 5 roster and thats Matt Hughes in the backround (pissed off) getting ready to make them all do 1000 push ups and 600 scare crows…

by BustYoFace on Nov 1, 2007 3:50 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is umpa doompa dompa dee drunk off his ass.

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is choosing training partners for his move to the middleweight division.

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is looking for helpers to recreate a chocolate New Orleans

by Yohnstoppable on Nov 1, 2007 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

…scarin’ white folks orange.

by Mike C. on Nov 1, 2007 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is selected as the coach of TUF Season 36 – Super Light Feather Bantam Ultra Lightweights.

by BTay on Nov 1, 2007 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

“…living what Dorian Price can only dream of, fat hookers and Latina midgets.” [from TUF 6 Ep 2]

by cheezeypoof on Nov 1, 2007 3:53 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

deadlier than all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids in all of Loompaland.

LMFAO, good work

by Yohnstoppable on Nov 1, 2007 3:53 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend!

by Crazy on Nov 1, 2007 3:58 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is protecting the trick-or-treaters from Biz Markie (on the left)

by Yohnstoppable on Nov 1, 2007 3:58 PM EDT reply actions

“Putting the Chocolate back in the factory”

nice!

by wagnerav on Nov 1, 2007 4:02 PM EDT reply actions

…regretting this decision.

by wagnerav on Nov 1, 2007 4:06 PM EDT reply actions

…hoping this picture will not be made the subject of a contest on a popular online mma blog.

by A Lynch on Nov 1, 2007 4:09 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is

practicing his rear naked choke on a Michael Bisping body double.

Move to middleweight already!

by DoMiNaToR on Nov 1, 2007 4:11 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is collecting the remaining ingredients necessary for his satanic ritual. The ingredients are as follows: 1 Ice Man’s Jaw, 30 knees from a Neanderthal, 2 combat championships, 1,000 scared pale skins, 1 steel chain, 4 oompa loompas, and Pauly Shore’s career. This ritual will remove the “smell skunk” smell left on him from his bout with Lindland

by Yohnstoppable on Nov 1, 2007 4:13 PM EDT reply actions

“smelly skunk” smell is what i meant. I think I’ve yet to post something here without misspelling it :(

by Yohnstoppable on Nov 1, 2007 4:13 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"
…chillin’ with Sean Sherk and his family. The other guy looks Reeeaaaalll hungry.

by GodDamnMike on Nov 1, 2007 4:17 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"
…overwhelmed with what fell out of Tito Ortiz’s bedroom closet.

by GodDamnMike on Nov 1, 2007 4:20 PM EDT reply actions

i cant belive chuck thinks hes gonna knock out wandi in the first round
http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/templates/dailynews.asp?articleid=4987&zoneid=13

by kickinthehead on Nov 1, 2007 4:21 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …" wondering why the hell Young M.C. is in his picture with the Ooompa’s.

by Mike-b on Nov 1, 2007 4:21 PM EDT reply actions

“Rampage is”… tough on underage drinking

by 12121212 on Nov 1, 2007 4:26 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …" pictured here with Bubba Gump promoting his new chocolate covered shrimp..you feel me!

by ChainLink on Nov 1, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions

Is getting a bored with the asian woman

by screenamesuck on Nov 1, 2007 4:32 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is spending a vacation at the Pulver household"

by Blaze on Nov 1, 2007 4:34 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

… A real chocolate face… no make up!

by UTD on Nov 1, 2007 4:44 PM EDT reply actions

Rampage does’nt get drunk he get$ REAL REAL BUZZZZED!!!!!!! YA DIGG…………………….

by Theo Salomon on Nov 1, 2007 4:46 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… the richest chocolate in this Dana’s factory.

by Crawford on Nov 1, 2007 4:48 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson ….. has something on his face.

by ragnarr on Nov 1, 2007 4:48 PM EDT reply actions

recruiting training partners for his next fight with Wandy.

by ChainLink on Nov 1, 2007 4:52 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… the richest chocolate in this Dana’s factory.

Now that’s just racist

by ntvman on Nov 1, 2007 4:56 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is pimpin’ ooompa looompa’s out"

by TRavis on Nov 1, 2007 4:56 PM EDT reply actions

… shopping for Josh Gross bobble-heads.

by MMACrossfire on Nov 1, 2007 5:13 PM EDT reply actions

QUINTON RAMPAGE JACKSON IS ABOUT TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN WILL EVER GO AGAIN

by ARRIKCB on Nov 1, 2007 5:15 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

reunited with his old ‘chocolate’ buddies……..too bad they’re getting him drunk after 2 years the haven’t seen him.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by squid on Nov 1, 2007 5:15 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

oblivious to whats happening

by Insain on Nov 1, 2007 5:27 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

Proof money can buy anything

by jett on Nov 1, 2007 5:31 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…Wearing the biggest Oompa Loompa Earing money can buy

by ToeLock on Nov 1, 2007 5:32 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

still trippen that Juanito, Dana White, Wee Man, and the old woman from the Goonies didn’t tell him to be Willy….

by Russ on Nov 1, 2007 5:33 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …
dealing with some strange sexuall issues…..

by jett on Nov 1, 2007 5:33 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…lost within his own mind.

by Doug on Nov 1, 2007 5:34 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend!

Brilliant

by ToeLock on Nov 1, 2007 5:35 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"
Taking his retarded friend out to see some oompa looompas

by jett on Nov 1, 2007 5:35 PM EDT reply actions

“The newest life size chocolate creation of Willy Wonka !!!!”

by jt on Nov 1, 2007 5:37 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” is well on his way to his sixth fizzy lifting drink. God help us all if he bumped into the ceiling.

by XYZman on Nov 1, 2007 5:37 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"partying at a pretty lame spot, I mean if your buddy said “hey lets go party, i know a cool place where we might get to see some oompa looompas…and buy the way its called NAPKINKNIGHTS” would you go? let alone have your picture taken!!

by jett on Nov 1, 2007 5:43 PM EDT reply actions

is….dreaming some fucked up shit after getting KO’d by Wandy.

LOL- good one! That is prob what he was dreaming about when he was hanging on the ropes after his last KO loss to Silva in Pride.

by Amida on Nov 1, 2007 5:50 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” is well on his way to his sixth fizzy lifting drink. God help us all if he bumped into the ceiling.

Just noticed a grammatical issue. Here’s the revision

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is well on his way to his sixth fizzy lifting drink. God help us all if he bumps into the ceiling.

by XYZman on Nov 1, 2007 5:50 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…"

about to take part in the most messed up orgy in MMA history…

by EoinRed on Nov 1, 2007 5:53 PM EDT reply actions

Brilliant

Thanks ToeLock, in that pic he looks upset like Dana is taking it out on him for what Randy did, hahahahahaha

by Crazy on Nov 1, 2007 5:55 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
thinking ah what the hell, it beats fighting Wandy"

by EoinRed on Nov 1, 2007 5:59 PM EDT reply actions

UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… giving evidence to the CSAC, that it is clearly obvious that Sean Sherk was juiced for his fight against Franca as stated in this photo taken 6 months prior to the Lightweight Championship bout.

by Spider Style on Nov 1, 2007 6:10 PM EDT reply actions

…loving the smell of oompas. However, his large friend had a similar dream that ended with his death.

by marshal on Nov 1, 2007 6:23 PM EDT reply actions

UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is….
….the one on the top right corner.

by The Anomaly on Nov 1, 2007 6:35 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is……. singing "Oompa…. Loompa…. Doopidy…. do, if you beat dana’s boy, than this will be you! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy….. Dee, i should have left like Randy, and be happy! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy…… da, Being promoted by Dana, this is what happens to YA!

But My Fav is:

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend!

by Crazy on Nov 1, 2007 6:37 PM EDT reply actions

“I wish they sold these in singles. I can never eat all 4.”

by J on Nov 1, 2007 6:39 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

-In Hell.

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

-Promoting his New Book “Im big in Japan!”

(Note to that.. Thats what he thinks not me)

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

-Hanging out With Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson’s childern.

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

-Sizing up the Middleweight Divison.

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

-Is giving a whole new meaning to the term “Gang bang”

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

-Showing Trix are for Kids.

by "Mr. NC-17" on Nov 1, 2007 6:42 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

Playing Hide the Suasage.

by "Mr. NC-17" on Nov 1, 2007 6:43 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

The black Micheal Jackson, Singing “these are some of my favorite things”

by Crazy on Nov 1, 2007 6:46 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

loved by oompa-loompas…….mainly because they think he is made of chocolate.

by teddy on Nov 1, 2007 6:56 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson is currently training various Oompa Loompa’s for upcoming bouts in the lightweight division. When asked about his new students, Jackson quoted: ‘With their mix of freaky strength, plus a low-ass centre of gravity, and me and Juanito runnin’ shit, these mofo’s gonna run train on Sherk, BJ, Stevenson, and especially that lanky-ass Kenny Florian. Them dudes won’t stand a change against my gang o’ mighty midgets. Ya feel me?’”

by Hardcase on Nov 1, 2007 6:56 PM EDT reply actions

The “about to witness his homie puke on some halfings” is great. I laughed…a lot.

by DoctorSamson on Nov 1, 2007 7:09 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

Fighting five oompa loompas in his first bout agreement with the Russian Organization M-1 after his contract with the UFC expires.

by James S on Nov 1, 2007 7:12 PM EDT reply actions

not sure if he is at Pure.

by Matt on Nov 1, 2007 7:13 PM EDT reply actions

…Gonna back bodydrop that bitch

by Wrath on Nov 1, 2007 7:18 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson in UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Wonka and the Chocolate factory

by darksaint420 on Nov 1, 2007 7:27 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

Living in happiness too, like the… Oopma… Loompas… Doopity Do!

Now that is the funniest one by far!

by sigepsal on Nov 1, 2007 7:34 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …" imitating Chuck liddell’s partying style when drunk.

by wwerealm on Nov 1, 2007 7:48 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

balls deep in that midget!

re-enacting the michael jackson trial, giving away happy juice to minors!

by willBlake on Nov 1, 2007 7:49 PM EDT reply actions

“Bout to Whoop some Oompa Loompa ASS!!”

by TDubLogan on Nov 1, 2007 7:58 PM EDT reply actions

…hoping this picture will not be made the subject of a contest on a popular online mma blog.

Lol. Nice.

by JRV on Nov 1, 2007 7:59 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …" all smiles after getting punked by Dan Henderson.

by wwerealm on Nov 1, 2007 8:07 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is given a heroes welcome after a 5 Round Epic Battle with the VERMICIOUS KNIDS!

by MyQuit on Nov 1, 2007 8:23 PM EDT reply actions

shouldn’t have asked for a bunch of oranges.

by jason bang on Nov 1, 2007 8:28 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

loved by oompa-loompas…….mainly because they think he is made of chocolate.

I love that one.

by "Mr. NC-17" on Nov 1, 2007 8:53 PM EDT reply actions

Quinton does his best Dana impression ay the UFC Christas party.

by greg on Nov 1, 2007 8:54 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..
thinking them orange dudes be crazier than them white folks

by hawkeye_1985 on Nov 1, 2007 9:35 PM EDT reply actions

So, where’s my prize?

by MyQuit on Nov 1, 2007 9:55 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

submits an Oompa Loompa with his patented “Rear nekked poke.”

by Matt "the Lion" King on Nov 1, 2007 9:57 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson…"

submits an Oompa Loompa with his patented “Rear nekked poke.”

by Matt "the Lion" King on Nov 1, 2007 9:58 PM EDT reply actions

When will they pick a winner???

by fightfan on Nov 1, 2007 10:29 PM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

Considering Vince McMahon’s proposal to have him leave the UFC and wrestle 4 Oompa Loompa’s in an attempt to make WWE wrestling more “realistic”.

by Tallman on Nov 1, 2007 11:07 PM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

suspended by the California State Athletic Commission for testing positive for LSD.

by David Estrada on Nov 1, 2007 11:29 PM EDT reply actions

…is jigsaw. and the midgets are his soon victims.

by TITOORTIZFAN on Nov 1, 2007 11:51 PM EDT reply actions

… on a diet of little people.

by EazyEismydad on Nov 2, 2007 12:37 AM EDT reply actions

Quiton Rampage Jackson is…a lover AND a fighter.

by c-war on Nov 2, 2007 1:22 AM EDT reply actions

Quinton Rampage Jackson…..will most likely not remember this tomorrow.

by c-war on Nov 2, 2007 1:25 AM EDT reply actions

Quinton Rampage Jackson is….living life in the fast lane.

by c-war on Nov 2, 2007 1:27 AM EDT reply actions

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…showing support to his teammates in the newly sanctioned ULW (Umpa Loompa Weight) Division after they had been diagnosed with a very serious case of Cranial Staph Infection.

by EdenMachine on Nov 2, 2007 1:29 AM EDT reply actions

Quinton Rampage Jackson is….wishing he can take this one back to Big Bear with him.

by c-war on Nov 2, 2007 1:33 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…accidentally mistaken for the newest Willy Wonka treat, “Crazy Chisled Chocolate Man Draped with a HomeDepot Chain”, by several of the Wonka factory employees.

by EdenMachine on Nov 2, 2007 1:38 AM EDT reply actions

Quinton Rampage Jackson is—- gonna loomp his next opponent.

by Luke on Nov 2, 2007 1:38 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…caught partying backstage at the Tony Awards with the recently “back from the dead” Biggie Smalls and the cast of Hairspray.

by EdenMachine on Nov 2, 2007 1:48 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…celebrating his fourth child with the Batman nemesis, Poison Ivy, as the Notorious B.I.G looks on.

by EdenMachine on Nov 2, 2007 1:57 AM EDT reply actions

I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitresses!

by EdenMachine on Nov 2, 2007 2:00 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…now regretting his RSVP to the party at MJ’s Neverland estate regardless of the all the resurrected dead 90’s rap stars that are also in attendance.

by EdenMachine on Nov 2, 2007 2:15 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

… getting a little frisky with one of the midgets.

by RHV on Nov 2, 2007 2:19 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…helping Biggie capture his killers in true Scooby Doo hour fashion. Click “Next” to see the photo of Rampage and Shaggy pulling the mask off to reveal the shooters, P-Diddy, Wayne Brady, David Blain and Curly from the Globe Trotters. (And they would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for…)

by EdenMachine on Nov 2, 2007 2:24 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is"

…stuck promoting whatever the Hell Dana White wants.

…realizing UFC stands for ‘Ultimate Fabulicous Celebration’

by thorazine on Nov 2, 2007 4:00 AM EDT reply actions

wondering if these latest fighters from Pride are to be as sucessful as he is in the UFC!

by dan the main on Nov 2, 2007 4:43 AM EDT reply actions

Quinton Jackson today crashed into the choclate factory halloween party, ranting and rampaging that he was a bigger man then all attending He claimed, not just literally but mentally too, he shouted repeatedly " i am a big man " UFC officials had to be called to the scene ( dreary old London) -he is currently residing at the UFC’s mental help facility for burned out champions located beside the TUF house las vegas Nevada – he shares a room with randy ! mr moro cbs news – back to you mike !

by moro on Nov 2, 2007 5:24 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

“rollin” with the Oompa Loompa candy kidz and his Sugar Daddy.

by slickv on Nov 2, 2007 6:02 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is"

Putting petifiles back on the map!

by DJ Pullout on Nov 2, 2007 7:01 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton "Rampage"jackson is

thanking all the little people that helped him become champion.

lol

by James Smith on Nov 2, 2007 7:59 AM EDT reply actions

Quinton don’t get drunk, but he get reallll buzzed!

by Steve Hynes on Nov 2, 2007 8:07 AM EDT reply actions

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson Is clinging to the Oompa Loompa for dear life because that “Creeper” white kid in the back appears to be lookin to bite his neck.

by Kevin Kelly on Nov 2, 2007 8:08 AM EDT reply actions

UFC 80 Fight for the Factory(Grand Prix)
The Reiging LHW Champ Rampage Jackson takes on all Oompa Lumpas for LHW Gold, the Final Golden Ticket, and Chocolate Factory Control.

Live from Munich, Bavaria, Germany!

Official Rampage Jackson “Fight for the Factory” After Party@:
The world famous Scrumdidilyumptious Bar!

by Da Monkey on Nov 2, 2007 8:55 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is……. singing "Oompa…. Loompa…. Doopidy…. do, if you beat dana’s boy, than this will be you! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy….. Dee, i should have left like Randy, and be happy! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy…… da, Being promoted by Dana, this is what happens to YA!

But My Fav is:

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend!

NO KIDDING its your favorite. It’s your own comment!

by ViolentMike on Nov 2, 2007 9:09 AM EDT reply actions

What do David Ortiz and Rampage Jackson have in common? Even if you end up slow dancing with and taking an Oompa Lumpa back to your room at the end of the night..They both know, “What happens in Vegas Stay’s in Vegas!”

by Da Monkey on Nov 2, 2007 9:09 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …" catching a glimpse into the future as to what his surrounding will look like while sitting in the crowd at UFC 78 in Newark, New Jersey!

by ViolentMike on Nov 2, 2007 9:14 AM EDT reply actions

NO KIDDING its your favorite. It’s your own comment!

LMAO!!!! Complimenting his own comment. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

by UFC FAN ATTIC on Nov 2, 2007 9:15 AM EDT reply actions

surroundings

my bad, I read it first before posting too. Its early.

by ViolentMike on Nov 2, 2007 9:15 AM EDT reply actions

“a man who would love to dip his chocolate in the carrot cake.”

by Blair Sellers on Nov 2, 2007 9:17 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…"

The Ice Murderer.

by Clint on Nov 2, 2007 9:29 AM EDT reply actions

…amused rather than sickened, like his friend, by the perverted little loompas.

by UFCAddict on Nov 2, 2007 9:31 AM EDT reply actions

how do we find out the winner ?

by moro on Nov 2, 2007 9:56 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…"

…partying backstage with the locals at UFC 81 held in Mordor, Middle Earth.

by EdenMachine on Nov 2, 2007 9:59 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…"

…cleaning up the mess after accidentally dunking his Gizmo in water again.

by EdenMachine on Nov 2, 2007 10:06 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

-Hanging out With Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson’s childern.

goddamn thats funny…

by kmac on Nov 2, 2007 10:16 AM EDT reply actions

“…..Not Nearly as Afraid of Midgets as His Boy is”

by JN on Nov 2, 2007 10:47 AM EDT reply actions

…trippin’ hardcore

by ILJO on Nov 2, 2007 11:01 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson" now knows what Joe Son, Tank Abbott, Keith Hackney and Guy Mezger are doing with their careers after mma.

by ViolentMike on Nov 2, 2007 11:04 AM EDT reply actions

…is questioning his sexuality

by Biggy J on Nov 2, 2007 11:07 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

about to suplex Hornswaggle.

by DoMiNaToR on Nov 2, 2007 11:20 AM EDT reply actions

Rampage is about to …….find out if Oompa Loompas really do taste like marshmallow!

by Jack on Nov 2, 2007 11:55 AM EDT reply actions

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …"

…proving once again that Germans LOVE David Hasselhoff!

by EdenMachine on Nov 2, 2007 12:55 PM EDT reply actions

…preparing for his hit record “Bad Boy For Life” featuring the count, Biggie Smalls, and the Oompa Coast Crew!

Awww.. props to the guys that did the Michael Jackson and Biggie Smalls references before me. I honestly didn’t read any of these until after I did all mine.

by EdenMachine on Nov 2, 2007 1:02 PM EDT reply actions