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Quoteworthy:

"I was in critical condition for almost three weeks and I am two weeks out of the hospital now ... pain is just part of the healing, and it hurts a lot.... I had two organs shut down again. I think what I need to do is stop enduring the pain and go see the doctors earlier."

Gee ... you think so, huh, Kevin? Egad.

The former UFC heavyweight champion Kevin Randleman talks about a "painful" staph infection the bored two holes in the side of his body and almost killed him.