Name Kenny Florian's signature move (elbows) and win stuff
by MMAmania.com on Oct 3, 2007 3:20 PM EDT
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Quoteworthy:
"You've seen my signature lethal elbow move and now I need YOU to name it.... Whoever I think comes up with the best name wins a prize pack, a personal thank you video, plus you get bragging rights."
Too bad it's too late for a contest to replace the "KenFlo" nickname.
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How about:
The I’m not good enough to really fight you so I will just try to cut you with my bony, unmuscular elbow!
by andrew on Oct 3, 2007 3:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Should be interesting to see how many people spit out silly names like “The Axe” or “Blade” or something along those lines.
by Keithor on Oct 3, 2007 3:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m partial to wig-splitter. I love hearing that.
by UFCmania on Oct 3, 2007 3:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How about “illegal?” You see those strikes he aimed at Din?
by Eric on Oct 3, 2007 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How bout the “ouch, you split my head open” elbow
by JACK on Oct 3, 2007 3:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Killbow
Flo-flex(spoof of bow flex)
BOOM HEADSHOT!
Face-Breaker
by "Mr. NC-17" on Oct 3, 2007 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
flo-bo is catchy…will be too many corny names come from this….his nick name is no good so this has to be along same lines….
by cstyle001 on Oct 3, 2007 3:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hmm, how about: It slices it dices, the Ginsu Elbow.
by dandeman on Oct 3, 2007 3:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how about the cock strike?
or maybe….
the bone2dadome?
the kenbo by kenflo?
or scar maker
master shredder?
or my favorite…
the boo-ya-ka-shan!!!
by reasontat2 on Oct 3, 2007 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean his “Signature Lethal El-flo-w”. Get it?! haahah
by Jerrold on Oct 3, 2007 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How about:
The I’m not good enough to really fight you so I will just try to cut you with my bony, unmuscular elbow!
how about you dont know what your talking about, hes one of the best fighters in the world and has never put on a boring fight. stop hating.
wig splitter is f**king hilarious
by freestyle on Oct 3, 2007 4:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn,I wanted hellbo.
The scalpel.
The Brain-airator.
by Midion on Oct 3, 2007 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TKBLOW
I hate his nick name so much! His nick name makes me hate him sooooo much!
I was so pissed when Din blew his knee, and clearly couldn’t fight back.
by TRavis on Oct 3, 2007 4:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I really like: “I finish my fights, other than when I fight someone good BOW”
by JSS on Oct 3, 2007 4:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kenbo Slice!
ROTF!!!!!!!!!!
That has to be the winner.
by "Mr. NC-17" on Oct 3, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What is this the WWE? People want to start naming their “signature moves”. Whatever, I do like FloBlow. Nothing beats the Swickatine!
by GriffinFan05 on Oct 3, 2007 4:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i got it i got it…..
THE
AUNT FLO ELBOW!!!
cuz once it starts it just starts pouring……then you’re just no good for at least a week!!!!
by reasontat2 on Oct 3, 2007 4:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What is this the WWE? People want to start naming their “signature moves”.
Exactly what I was thinking. Will Brock bring his F5 with him?
by AaronW on Oct 3, 2007 4:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
kenny needs to just shut up with all his stupid sayings, lol ken-flo, hmm yea thats a great name, i finish fights he says, hmm yea most try to do that, and now name his elbow?? come on how efing retarded are u haha
by troy on Oct 3, 2007 4:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How about the show-bone…cuz bone shows after he uses it.
by FightAngel on Oct 3, 2007 4:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
" The Ken-Opener "
That is perfect. But maybe the should call his mouth that. It is always opening up. It’s good thing he can back it up
by FFL on Oct 3, 2007 5:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What is this the WWE? People want to start naming their “signature moves”. Whatever, I do like FloBlow. Nothing beats the Swickatine!
No no no … I got it “The People’s Elbow” if you smellll what the ROCK is cookin!!
by JACK on Oct 3, 2007 5:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How about:
The I’m not good enough to really fight you so I will just try to cut you with my bony, unmuscular elbow!
or what about “the slicing chicken-wing”, with those bony arms it looks like a chicken wing slicing your head
by El_Santo on Oct 3, 2007 5:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CALL IT THE — FLUKE BOW Or The Lucky Cutter.. anyone can cut someone with an elbow.
DAVID LOISEAU’s ELBOWS ARE MORE WELL KNOWN.
by SOUR DIESEL on Oct 3, 2007 5:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
kenny needs to just shut up with all his stupid sayings, lol ken-flo, hmm yea thats a great name, i finish fights he says, hmm yea most try to do that, and now name his elbow?? come on how efing retarded are u haha
EXACTLY ..
THIS IS MMA not WWF WRESTLING. .. the last thing we need is signature moves
by SOUR DIESEL on Oct 3, 2007 5:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
speaking of kenbo slice…..i heard that kimbo slice is fighting tank abbot this weekend or some ish….maybe real late ont hat news lol
by cstyle001 on Oct 3, 2007 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the flo-bo/even flo/samuria strike/fight flo/fight ending flo
by logan on Oct 3, 2007 6:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The " I may cut you with my bony ass elbow, but I will never beat a true contender or hold a UFC title"-bow. The guy sucks. He hasn’t beat a true contender. Din Thomas isnt exactly the cream of the crop.
by mexicutioner on Oct 3, 2007 6:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kenney florian sucks, It looks just like an elbow to me. he needs to shut up. or i will eat him.
by NewGuyTheGunMan on Oct 3, 2007 6:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THE TOMAHAWK ( WHAT INDIANS USED TO SCALP PEOPLE)
by chipdog on Oct 3, 2007 7:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How about “elbow” because that is what it is….Yeah your a skilled fighter and better than most, but you have no title and if it wasnt for Din hurting his knee on his own, you were probably wouldnt of won. “you better pray its not Kenny Florian!” Give me a break,I cant wait for Sanchez to drop down and smash this kid. If anyone has the best elbows it “The Crow”.
by Deyo on Oct 3, 2007 7:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How about:
The I’m not good enough to really fight you so I will just try to cut you with my bony, unmuscular elbow!
haha good one..but i think they should be called:
“BLADES OF FLORI”
by perry on Oct 3, 2007 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
mellon cutter, el-flo-bow, skin hatchet, gash maker, skin incision but i guess i like “bone saw” best.
by naturalist469 on Oct 3, 2007 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This guy is such a TOOL…I mean I kinda like his fighting skills but his post interview last fight…now this nonsense. This guy was probably named most likely to be a huge PUTZ in his highschool year back. So…big deal he would kick my ass but he just tries way to hard to actually sound like a bad ass.
by mikehunt on Oct 3, 2007 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hahaha this is the funniest thread!
what about blue steel-bo!!
by COR on Oct 3, 2007 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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by COR on Oct 3, 2007 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He should call it.
“THE ATHLETE”
oh wait, sorry I thought we were doing worst nicknames in the History of MMA.
Back to the Elbows.
I still think KenBo Slice is the best, because watch the Leben/Florian TUF fight, The Bow sliced Leben’s eyebrown wide open.
by "Mr. NC-17" on Oct 3, 2007 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how about “unbelievable narcissism”?
Hilarious!
by Garret on Oct 3, 2007 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1. The Special K
2. The K-F-Cya.. and then he could dance around the octogon and flap those chicken arms.
by Rhune on Oct 3, 2007 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just call the damn thing Flo-Nase, the Nose opener !!!!
by Chris on Oct 3, 2007 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i think it should be called the Flo-Job or K-Flo… the Flo-Job would be sick tho
by Drew on Oct 3, 2007 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Flo-bo.
HAHAHAHAHA!! That’s exactly what I was gonna post. I’m sure alot of peeps thought the same.
by Oddchild on Oct 3, 2007 10:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how about…… “sling-blade” or “can-opener”..?
by ROCK on Oct 4, 2007 12:25 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What about
“The nut sack to butt crack death rack”
This guy is such a dick Zoolander would snap him.
by Big Sack on Oct 4, 2007 4:43 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Right Elbow – Slice
Left Elbow – Dice
Slice n Dice
by Pat on Oct 4, 2007 5:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Flo Ko Kock or the Mirko Flo cock. Thats funny!
by Jimmy_Dean on Oct 4, 2007 8:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ACTUALLY I HAVE A BETTER ONE. How about…“The Elbow”. Kenny your not the only one that has elbows and throws them. Theres no nickname for your elbows. Everyone throws the exact same elbow…theirs just isnt as bony. Now if you do a flip , cartwheel to a backhandspring backflip and land with your elbow on his face then you can name your signature elbow move.
by Stunnalator on Oct 4, 2007 9:45 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how about…… “sling-blade” or “can-opener”..?
Some folks call it a kaiser blade, mmm hmm.
by PW on Oct 4, 2007 9:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the hatchet
the machete
bow-dozer
el-bowzooka
elbone
hellbone
that’s all for now
by MWA on Oct 4, 2007 12:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the hatchet
the machete
bow-dozer
el-bowzooka
elbone
hellbone
that’s all for now
I like the bow-dozer and the el-bowzooka!!
by Stunnalator on Oct 4, 2007 12:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like the bow-dozer and the el-bowzooka!!
Thanks, I love the caption/make up something witty contests.
by MWA on Oct 4, 2007 1:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
With his new kick on finishing fights…
How bout the
“Finishing el-FLO”
but i’ll still call it the “KenFlo Bow” no matter what he calls it.
by Rauhski on Oct 4, 2007 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Man this guy IS Zoolander, holy vain LOL what a goof.
by nathan on Oct 4, 2007 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think a rework of the kenflo nick is in order.
Only a real MAN like him can be as confident in his skills like him. So how about instead of kenflo, the….
MEN-stro-flo
what a rod…
by Ookii, Richard on Oct 5, 2007 1:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How about a new nickname for kenflo to go with his nickname for his elbow move.
He’s got a cool manly walk, that flows…
so..
Men-stroll-flow
by Ookii, Richard on Oct 5, 2007 5:19 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I doesnt matter, people are gonna know it by what Joe Rogan calls it anyways, so its kinda up to joe.
by zoodles on Oct 5, 2007 6:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m partial to wig-splitter. I love hearing that.
Brad…Is that you?
by Walter on Oct 5, 2007 9:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how about the “dolorian”, dolor means pain in spanish and it sounds like the back to the future car “delorean” which means the elbow is lightning fast.
by hector on Oct 5, 2007 10:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how about the “dolorian”, dolor means pain in spanish, and it sounds like the back to the future car “delorean” which means the elbow is lightning fast. not to mention his last name is florian
by hector on Oct 5, 2007 10:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Florian, I’m gonna get on my knees like this. I came up with two great nicknames for your signature elbow (Flo-bo,Flo-blow). I deserve the f***in prize pack. I worked so hard to get to this point. Please gimme the prize pack. GIVE IT TO ME!!!!
by BRONXRON on Oct 5, 2007 11:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How about the “Ken-Flo Hell-Bow” … one hit, eternal damnation
by Colin on Oct 5, 2007 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hellblow: His signature hit.
Hellblows: His signature hits.
Commonly used formats signifying devestating effects from Ken Florian elbow strikes.
I think these words are already attributed to Ken in the latest revision of the Thorndike Barnhart Advanced Dictionary. Live on UFC!
by shenmen on Oct 5, 2007 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or what about “the slicing chicken-wing”, with those bony arms it looks like a chicken wing slicing your head
That is fucking hilarious!
by new mma fan on Oct 8, 2007 7:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ACTUALLY I HAVE A BETTER ONE. How about…“The Elbow”. Kenny your not the only one that has elbows and throws them. Theres no nickname for your elbows. Everyone throws the exact same elbow…theirs just isnt as bony. Now if you do a flip , cartwheel to a backhandspring backflip and land with your elbow on his face then you can name your signature elbow move.
Thank you for saying that. It’s ridiculous, albeit good self-promotion, to say your signature move is something EVERYONE else does! Besides, some do it better. David Loiseau?
by new mma fan on Oct 10, 2007 9:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The “ICE FLO”
I think this is a cool name, what about the ICE BLO! You should win
by Terri on Oct 15, 2007 6:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That is fucking hilarious!
lol lmao this guy is fucking funny.please more post from this guy!
by jdawg78 on Oct 25, 2007 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a few here:
the seam ripper
the leb-cutter (just saw his fight in Ulitmate Fighter 1)
the pencil
eye cutter
flaming scissors
the stitch-maker
high blow (opposite of low-blow)
greased lighting
ouch! you just cut my freaking eye open! (just kidding)
chris’ (or Lebon’s)nightmare
surgeon’s nightmare
smash crash
head cracker
skull cracker
(either cracker can be replaced with crusher)
just post if u want more!
by Andrew on Jun 8, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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