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'Life is sweet for UFC light heavyweight contender Tito Ortiz'

Tito Ortiz: Ultimate Grappling magazine cover

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Ortiz has reached the limelight that he has so much desired. He is still young and I wish he would focus on his fighting alittle more. We all talk so highly about the punishment training/conditioning, and he looked gassed against Evans and Forrest. Against Liddell he looked better than before and looked like he might make a run a it, but Liddell has got the guys number. Tito will always be recognized as a MMA great. He should definetly push for finishing his career with respect and ending up on top. He will never be a Randy Couture as far as class, but he can still be one of the greats of all time

by Stafo on Jul 25, 2007 11:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s so obvious that this picture has been retouched… Tito’s head is actually way bigger than that.
Hey Tito, by the way, before the vaginaplasty was there any tread left on the tires or at that point was it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway???

by Chris on Jul 25, 2007 12:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pimpin’ ain’t easy.

by TD on Jul 25, 2007 12:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I dont know about that. All I think about is a hotdog down a hallway analogy.

by jd on Jul 25, 2007 12:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shes starting to look a little old now though. Like you can tell shes hiding the wrinkles………… Im not talking about her face.

by djpullout on Jul 25, 2007 12:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder who’s cock she sucked for this cover?

by ViolentMike on Jul 25, 2007 12:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s so obvious that this picture has been retouched… Tito’s head is actually way bigger than that.

I totally agree. I looks like someone cut his head off of a photograph taken of him at a 100 yards distance and then pasted it onto the cover of her 235th porn.

But seriously, who cares that he’s on the cover of this magazine. I mean who even heard of it, never mind read it or buy it?

by ViolentMike on Jul 25, 2007 12:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We all talk so highly about the punishment training/conditioning, and he looked gassed against Evans and Forrest.

Tito has always gassed. He starts to lose it in round 2 always. Round 1 is insane for him. But his opponents can easily come back.

by djpullout on Jul 25, 2007 12:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Man I dont care what anyone says, she is still hot to me, she looks alot better in this pic than she has been looking lately with her losing all that weight, i just hope the pic has not been retouched so much to make her not seem so skinny, i give Tito his props, isht i wouldnt mind walking into a party holding this hot woman on my arm…..

by Sanjaya on Jul 25, 2007 12:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

too skinny and nailing her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.

I’m drinking haterade by the way.

by Brian on Jul 25, 2007 12:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jenna is fu@#in nasty. Fake, skinny ass, crack head. Chick needs to eat a big mac or something…Girl is Kate Moss skinny. Nothing like cuddleding up to a bad of bones with a tore up taco.

by Jason on Jul 25, 2007 12:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For the final word on Tito’s stamina and endurance let’s get the definative opinion from… Jenna.
Jenna: “He can’t even last five minutes in my cage!”

by Chris on Jul 25, 2007 12:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When did Tito start plugging Posh Spice?

by Luppers on Jul 25, 2007 12:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’d be very impressed if Jenna can get her mouth around his HEAD.

by GriffinFan05 on Jul 25, 2007 1:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tito is his own bobblehead doll, and Jenna is a walking Petrie dish.

by PW on Jul 25, 2007 1:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it’s hilarious that so many of you rag on Tito Ortiz for being with Jenna Jameson when I guarantee that a HEAVY A** majority of you would jump at the chance.

She’s attractive, got a great body, and can pick up the check from pretty much any destination instead of having to rely on her man.

Yeah, she’s a retired porn star and since selling her company, she officially has NO link to the porn industry outside of royalty checks and her only problem is where to store them all until she can get to the bank.

I don’t know about you but that’s one problem I wouldn’t mind having. My opinion but I think it’s pretty valid.

by JP Jr on Jul 25, 2007 1:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it’s hilarious that so many of you rag on Tito Ortiz for being with Jenna Jameson when I guarantee that a HEAVY A** majority of you would jump at the chance.

She’s attractive, got a great body, and can pick up the check from pretty much any destination instead of having to rely on her man.

Yeah, she’s a retired porn star and since selling her company, she officially has NO link to the porn industry outside of royalty checks and her only problem is where to store them all until she can get to the bank.

I don’t know about you but that’s one problem I wouldn’t mind having. My opinion but I think it’s pretty valid.

I don’t think it’s a question of whether or not most of us would bang Jenna. It’s about the shame of being the 1,235th person to tap that ass. His girlfriend is a retired cum dumpster.

by JRizzle on Jul 25, 2007 1:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’d be really impressed if Jenna can get her mouth around his head.

by GriffinFan05 on Jul 25, 2007 1:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love how tito thinks hes the man for pulling jenna jamesson. He prolly used to beat it to her before he was famous. Id do Rachelle Leah’s mom over jenna jameson

by I_did_a_mistake on Jul 25, 2007 1:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why do so many of you all hate on tito for being with jenna? i bet more than half of you young pervs polished your rocket to one of her movies at least once in your life. she is still a human being even though she decided to be a porn star. im sure that all of you perfect human beings have never done anything wrong in your lives nor would you ever stoop so low to use your golden man rods on a porn star. GROW UP!! its easy to see the men from the boys on this one. there are plenty of porn stars that are highly hittable and they are human beings so it is possible that they could have a decent personality. and for my last point, you all are talking about she is probably like a hot dog in a hallway, well i think it all depends on the size of the hot dog. all p&$^# is good p*$&#. if jenna gave it to any of yow one time i bet you all would be sprung and leave your chick (unless your married). dont hate the player, hate the game. somebody gotta feel me

by kenpostarfighter on Jul 25, 2007 2:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Chuck in the top right while Tito gets the full front page – Chuck must feel like crap lol.

Whenever i see Tito’s big head it makes me wonder whether it’s that big due to HGH – that’s one of the side effects right? Enlarged jaw and face? His jaw looks humongous.

by Xad on Jul 25, 2007 2:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i feel ya’ Kenpostar.

I give Tito props for bagging Jenna, God knows I would definitely hit it.

The point where I start losing respect for him is when he starts spouting about how much they are “in love” and whatnot. Yes, Jenna and other porn stars are human and make mistakes, but you aren’t gonna change someone’s basic nature. In other words, you can’t turn a ho into a housewife.

Girls like Jenna are great for having a good time, but that’s about all. Most guys would jump at a chance to bang Jenna, but not many would think she’s the one to take home to meet your parents.

Maybe Tito is just packin’ a 12-inch hogleg and is a lot more confident and secure than most guys on this forum.

by cmon on Jul 25, 2007 2:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why do so many of you all hate on tito for being with jenna? i bet more than half of you young pervs polished your rocket to one of her movies at least once in your life. she is still a human being even though she decided to be a porn star. im sure that all of you perfect human beings have never done anything wrong in your lives nor would you ever stoop so low to use your golden man rods on a porn star. GROW UP!! its easy to see the men from the boys on this one. there are plenty of porn stars that are highly hittable and they are human beings so it is possible that they could have a decent personality. and for my last point, you all are talking about she is probably like a hot dog in a hallway, well i think it all depends on the size of the hot dog. all p&$^# is good p*$&#. if jenna gave it to any of yow one time i bet you all would be sprung and leave your chick (unless your married). dont hate the player, hate the game. somebody gotta feel me

Who’s this, her manager?

by ViolentMike on Jul 25, 2007 2:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who cares he needs to focus more on MMA and training instead of publicity. And like i care who he’s with and who he’s f*cking wether it be a pornstar or paraplegic.

by Thor1982 on Jul 25, 2007 2:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who’s this, her manager?

No…Your Daddy

by kenpostarfighter on Jul 25, 2007 2:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who cares he needs to focus more on MMA and training instead of publicity. And like i care who he’s with and who he’s f*cking wether it be a pornstar or paraplegic.

you speak the truth my friend

by kenpostarfighter on Jul 25, 2007 2:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No…Your Daddy

Good for you! are you going to tell him your dad can beat up his dad, then take your ball and go home??lol

by creeks on Jul 25, 2007 3:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad he can’t win a match that means anything….Besides the Griffin eek out victory which he probably won because it was in his hometown, and UFC didn’t really want to see a riot in that place what was his last solid victory…The eek out win over Belfort?? Put this guy on the shelf or some XXX video with his crack head nasty girlfriend.

by whatthe f on Jul 25, 2007 3:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No…Your Daddy

Sure you would get with this loose old porno star Kenpo whatever, You would probably also go pick up a girl off the corner and bang her too right? I’m sure it would be about the same, but as long as she has a good personality right? your disgusting for saying that dude. And what do you mean dont hate the player hate the game? You obviously dont hate either if your willing to hook up with a nasty old gutter trash crackhead skank like that. So just keep quoting your favorite rap song and sliming your way through life! “Somebody gotta feel me” what a joke-

by BLOodyMEss on Jul 25, 2007 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who cares what and who Tito dates.
Like someone said many times…how many of you/us have seen her in XXX movies and how many have filled the spank bank yet beat it like there is no tomorrow.

Would you want a Girl friend that is worth what $30,000,000? and that possibly millions of other men/women would want to tap?

Would you be able to handle the media and pressure and all the criticism?

Good for you Tito! (your head does look a little odd in the picture though)

by Jo on Jul 25, 2007 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No…Your Daddy
Sure you would get with this loose old porno star Kenpo whatever, You would probably also go pick up a girl off the corner and bang her too right? I’m sure it would be about the same, but as long as she has a good personality right? your disgusting for saying that dude. And what do you mean dont hate the player hate the game? You obviously dont hate either if your willing to hook up with a nasty old gutter trash crackhead skank like that. So just keep quoting your favorite rap song and sliming your way through life! “Somebody gotta feel me” what a joke-

“If you don’t know, know ya know, $*%#@”

LOL, LOL, LOL. Thank you BloodyMess! I am literally spitting up soda on my keyboard as I read your post in my office!!!

“Holla back if ya hear me!”

LOL

by ViolentMike on Jul 25, 2007 3:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For the record I have no problem being the 1,235th to bend that over. She could sit on my face and read the entire New Testament to me with Elton John playing in the background and I’d be a happy camper.

If you tend to disagree you could be suffering from one of the following :

1. Headache
2. Drowziness
3. Your a complete homo and have been denying it for years
4. Your girlfriend’s name is Tom
5. You find yourself debating wheter or not its time to change the draps in the living room (this would mean you like having you sh1t pushed in)

by Kevin Kelly on Jul 25, 2007 4:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Chuck in the top right while Tito gets the full front page – Chuck must feel like crap lol.
Whenever i see Tito’s big head it makes me wonder whether it’s that big due to HGH – that’s one of the side effects right? Enlarged jaw and face? His jaw looks humongous

I dont think so, my friend looks just like tito big head and jaw(we call him titos twin, since his facial features are exact), and has never taken any performance enhancers.

by william wallace! on Jul 25, 2007 4:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know this little nerdy guy at my work that looks just like Luke Cummo and, rumour has it, he spends his lunch hour drinking random piss from the Men’s room.

by ViolentMike on Jul 25, 2007 4:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is by far the funniest post ever on ufcmania. some of you guys are getting so angry and even discusted by the post on that i made. some things i said just to get the pot stirred. its no way you should make a slut like jenna your wife. you shouldnt even fall in love with a chick like that. i cant blame tito for hitting that porn star, but to publicly display your love for her just shows how low he thinks of himself and maybe how little female play he gets. i see that BloodyMess really got upset and you had me laughing so hard. i think i heard never this from a rap song. never turn a h*& into a house wife. thanks to all the crazy comments that have been made and to ufcmania for making my days at work so entertaining. thanks for the laughs. LOL

by kenpostarfighter on Jul 25, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can anyone please tell me they are gonna release new Pride DVDS? like 2006 Absolute Grand Prix, Bushido survival tournament, shockwave 2006, Pride 33 ? Im feening for these dvd’s. I try not to peek at the fights on DailyMotion, but I am getting weak.

by john on Jul 25, 2007 7:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love it how the majority of people hate on tito but as soon as he is on the fight card every one watches. As soon as he is on a magazine cover everyone has a opinion. Just because he is dating Jenna every one hacks on him but most every on this site would do back flips if they could even have a chance with her. Tito is one of many personaltys that have helped the ufc grow to what it is! Keep on doing what your doing Tito!!!! Plus then we all have something to debat

by Dan the Man on Jul 25, 2007 7:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Chuck in the top right while Tito gets the full front page – Chuck must feel like crap lol.

Whenever i see Tito’s big head it makes me wonder whether it’s that big due to HGH – that’s one of the side effects right? Enlarged jaw and face? His jaw looks humongous.

I’m not sure of all the side effects, but yes I presume a lot of these guys use HGH as it is used in bodybuilding and by track and field athletes and as of the present day there is no way to test for it’s use.

I would be shocked if it wasn’t in common use in mma by the lhws and hws.

by RobH86 on Jul 25, 2007 7:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good post Stafo. Didnt even need to post my comment, you took the words out of my mouth.

by Gus on Jul 25, 2007 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

o.k i read grappling mag.has good sh!t in there.but besides ufc 71 on the cover i thought playboy did this.cause everybody knows chucks always with the ladys.and don’t even have to say anything bout tito.but i’m not evena porn star an i f*cked jenna back when her name was just jenny

by cheeks420 on Jul 25, 2007 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad he can’t win a match that means anything….Besides the Griffin eek out victory which he probably won because it was in his hometown, and UFC didn’t really want to see a riot in that place what was his last solid victory…The eek out win over Belfort?? Put this guy on the shelf or some XXX video with his crack head nasty girlfriend.

Finally someone who sees tito for the coward he is in. now that the LHW division has been beefed up, is he gonna duck everyone? Dana is gonna have to drag him in the octagon to get him to fight Shogun, Rampage, Henderson, wanderlei, chuck, or Brandon Vera. They will all crush him. He is a pussy that as u said “hasnt won a meaningful fight” since the bullsh*t belfort fight.
He is been in the game forever and he still has no stand uo and is clueless about ju jitsu. He’s tough against old men, and TUF fighters that still have limited experience. Just retire already or join the WWE.

P.S Rashad will beaten him in their next fight

by john on Jul 25, 2007 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess life is sweet for him. His fights have sucked lately, and Im not sure I would be too stoked walking into a party with her on my arm as some have said.

She looks like hell, big ol fish lips (the lips on her head), cheekbones are all crazy. And nevermind that 2 million people have punched the munchkin to vids of her, some might like that. The fact that she’s been rode hard and hung up wet doesnt excite me, I like food like my women, fresh, organic with as few people touching it as possible.

by Squishy Dolphin on Jul 25, 2007 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s so obvious that this picture has been retouched… Tito’s head is actually way bigger than that.
Hey Tito, by the way, before the vaginaplasty was there any tread left on the tires or at that point was it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway???

CLASSIC STEWIE

by john on Jul 25, 2007 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jenna looks hot but she’s all bones, botox and silicon. Half bionic woman. Stick with the inflatable girls!

by Mamas Boy on Jul 26, 2007 7:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For the record I have no problem being the 1,235th to bend that over. She could sit on my face and read the entire New Testament to me with Elton John playing in the background and I’d be a happy camper.

If you tend to disagree you could be suffering from one of the following :

1. Headache
2. Drowziness
3. Your a complete homo and have been denying it for years
4. Your girlfriend’s name is Tom
5. You find yourself debating wheter or not its time to change the draps in the living room (this would mean you like having you sh1t pushed in)

You need to up your reading comprehension. I never said I wouldn’t bang Jenna- I’d do so on national tv in a clown suit. I just said I wouldn’t be proud to bring her home to mom.

(With all the homo references, perhaps you need to take a look at your own issues)

by JRizzle on Jul 26, 2007 9:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like they’re both sucking in their guts pretty good.

by Sir Chokemout on Jul 26, 2007 9:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a weird mentality about where a girl’s been. Honestly I would be to disgusted to hook up with Jenna. Not saying I wouldn’t snap one off watching someone else break her in half on a lonely night. haha. She is a good looking girl, Tito is the man for pulling her, maybe he likes the fact that she is well traveled.

by Matt on Jul 26, 2007 9:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Your right J Rizzle I should question my own sexuality. Then again I dont go around calling myself J Rizzle either. Malibu’s Most Wanted (B Rad) maybe ? What a laugh….

by Kevin Kelly on Jul 26, 2007 9:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Your right J Rizzle I should question my own sexuality. Then again I dont go around calling myself J Rizzle either. Malibu’s Most Wanted (B Rad) maybe ? What a laugh….

No, instead you call yourself Kevin “cuts” Kelly and tell everyone how you are as ripped as Sean Sherk from drinking water and eating celery and carrots, and that you could take BJ Penn and Shogun in a fight. I look through posts for where you comment simply for the shock factor, see what outrageous statement you are going to make next.

Coming Soon: Kevin “CUTS” Kelly chokes out Jesus.

by Matt on Jul 26, 2007 9:54 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well tito got a look on his face that just says ’i’m as proud as punch that i’m playing hide the sausage with this fine-ass hottie and couple that with my bad-ass fighting background and you got you a stud to be reckoned with’
Well bless his modesty y’all.

by paddy on Jul 26, 2007 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Your right J Rizzle I should question my own sexuality. Then again I dont go around calling myself J Rizzle either. Malibu’s Most Wanted (B Rad) maybe ? What a laugh….

Face it man, you’re an idiot.

by JRizzle on Jul 26, 2007 4:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kevin “My real name should be” Kelly

by JRizzle on Jul 26, 2007 4:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a weird mentality about where a girl’s been. Honestly I would be to disgusted to hook up with Jenna. Not saying I wouldn’t snap one off watching someone else break her in half on a lonely night. haha. She is a good looking girl, Tito is the man for pulling her, maybe he likes the fact that she is well traveled.

“You know how you go into a public rest room and the integrity of every stall has been compromised, so you have to pick the least disgusting one?

That is how I feel about dating"

To keep the metaphor going, Jenna is an old, pearl-inlaid toilet with no stall walls, located in the center of a popular public park. It’s also covered with the jizz of a thousand sleazy men.

But yeah, the toilet used to look nice back when it was pristine, and back then I would love to have one like it at my house. But I ain’t going anywhere near it today.

by IceMuncher on Jul 27, 2007 2:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tito looks like quagmire from family guy

by I_did_a_mistake on Jul 27, 2007 1:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wasn’t Jenna married at one point? Sure gimme a cut of that 30 million…

by Mamas Boy on Jul 28, 2007 7:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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