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Kick productivity, er, Tito, in the ass

I just spotted this over at MMAFever ... pretty fun stuff. Enjoy.

Highest score wins a secret prize.

Send me screenshots via email. Feel free to also post them in the comments section.

Note: Only submit one score -- the highest score. All others will be deleted ... so make it count.

Note #2: CONTEST IS OVER. I'll look at the submissions over the weekend. Feel free, however, to keep kicking Tito's ass.

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Have fun trying to beat my high score! =p
Plus shouldnt that be Rashad Evans, and the man kicking him be Tito Ortiz?

by "Mr. NC-17" on Jun 7, 2007 12:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is kinda hard, can only get 85452

by Can a comp. calculate 10x10x10x10...? on Jun 7, 2007 12:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

108,115 High score via Mr. NC-17
top it.

by "Mr. NC-17" on Jun 7, 2007 12:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

trying to send my score, what is the email address.

by Can a comp. calculate 10x10x10x10...? on Jun 7, 2007 12:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha i only got 77,852…haha thats pretty funny

by MMA Dude on Jun 7, 2007 12:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

102,780

by d rat on Jun 7, 2007 12:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If I win the secret prize better not being a Tim Slyvia Picture Package for 40 Bucks =(

by "Mr. NC-17" on Jun 7, 2007 12:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

114,125

by Can a comp. calculate 10x10x10x10...? on Jun 7, 2007 12:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am trying to send my score, what email address do I send it to?

by Can a comp. calculate 10x10x10x10...? on Jun 7, 2007 12:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am trying to send my score, what email address do I send it to?

 found it, I’m retarded

by Can a comp. calculate 10x10x10x10...? on Jun 7, 2007 12:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey UFCmania, what time are you going to but off the scoring emails?

by Can a comp. calculate 10x10x10x10...? on Jun 7, 2007 12:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey UFCmania, what time are you going to but off the scoring emails?

I haven’t even thought about that. Sometime soon. Ill announce tomorrow.

by UFCmania on Jun 7, 2007 12:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I could only hit 73,032, but it was fun trying. Anyone know Rashad’s record on this?

by PW on Jun 7, 2007 12:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how did you get so high i got 13,338 meters.

by BLOodyMEss on Jun 7, 2007 1:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I haven’t even thought about that. Sometime soon. Ill announce tomorrow.

UFCmania do you know what time UFC72 is airing on the west coast? is it really at noon?

by BLOodyMEss on Jun 7, 2007 1:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

96756

by MoreThanUFC on Jun 7, 2007 1:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

114,438 so far looks like high score ;)

by Joe on Jun 7, 2007 1:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

114,438 high score, I am hearing rumors that the prize is ringside seats to Tito-Rashad right? Just send of the tics no need for the congratulations…LOL

by Joe on Jun 7, 2007 1:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

96,737, but i only tried twice

by brent on Jun 7, 2007 1:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

55314, from only 1 click, at first i was clicking it all the way through the air.

by BLOodyMEss on Jun 7, 2007 1:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I got 115,037. But I submitted my score before I saw the whole “Prize, Only one submission” so I guess I will just be like Tito and pat myself on the back and tell myself good job.

by "Mr. NC-17" on Jun 7, 2007 1:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

114,438 tied it

by Juice on Jun 7, 2007 1:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

113946 is the best I could do, g2g work now, so screw it lol

by c-war on Jun 7, 2007 1:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

108255

by Stokes24 on Jun 7, 2007 1:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I got 102,702 without trying that hard.

by jd on Jun 7, 2007 1:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My best was 102,072.

by nathan on Jun 7, 2007 2:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

114438…

by shadyone33 on Jun 7, 2007 2:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now 107,402.

by nathan on Jun 7, 2007 2:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

UFCmania do you know what time UFC72 is airing on the west coast? is it really at noon?

Im almost positive it’s 3 pm everywhere. I’ll find out, but I’m pretty certain that’s the case.

by UFCmania on Jun 7, 2007 2:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how do i send my high score i got 130,265

by john on Jun 7, 2007 2:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now I think that is lie via above.
UFC 72, I also believe is airirng at 3 PM everywhere.

by "Mr. NC-17" on Jun 7, 2007 2:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

114,438.

by nathan on Jun 7, 2007 2:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I got 114438 meters too. Sounds like theres no skill at all, its just a silly lil’ play game to laugh at :D

FYI: I laughed!

by russ on Jun 7, 2007 2:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

205,814, ha ha looks like Im the Champ

I told you fools I aint no chump im the champ he he he he he he he hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa

by mcanena on Jun 7, 2007 3:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k80/ccmdsn/tito.jpg

That score is garbage. Nice try though

by Can a comp. calculate 10x10x10x10...? on Jun 7, 2007 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I knew deep down I could kick Tito’s ass, but never this far or for this long.

by Sir Chokemout on Jun 7, 2007 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I KICKED TITOS BITCH ASS 141,277 METERS BITCHES!!

by STUNNALATOR on Jun 7, 2007 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I scored a 97094. Pretty fun game.

by Min Kim on Jun 7, 2007 3:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

205,814, ha ha looks like Im the Champ

I told you fools I aint no chump im the champ he he he he he he he hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa

did you get him to fly more than 25ooo before the first bounce.

by BLOodyMEss on Jun 7, 2007 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

205,814, ha ha looks like Im the Champ

I told you fools I aint no chump im the champ he he he he he he he hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa

i gotta call bs on this im stuck on 114xxx too

by sooper822 on Jun 7, 2007 4:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

205,814, ha ha looks like Im the Champ

I told you fools I aint no chump im the champ he he he he he he he hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa

I think anyone that gets over the 114,000 range is pretty good at photo shop….look what i could do in less than a minute
 http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l70/citrudell/Tito-kick.jpg

I think my best was 114,124, and that took me a while….nice try though

by ianstx000@yahoo.com on Jun 7, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did you get him to fly more than 25ooo before the first bounce.

What a complete bullshitter!! Theres no way u can get to 205,814…put your photo editor away and play fairly you chump!! PLus even if you got him to fly 25,000 feet before the first bounce it shows all u probably got was 105,000. I tried all freakin day over and over until i got it perfectly and he flew 31,000 feet before the first bounce. U saying 25,000 shows your just a liar. Good try though buddy.

by Stunnalator on Jun 7, 2007 4:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i 114,125 and was never able to get him to bounce farther than 25,000 on the first bounce.

by Can a comp. calculate 10x10x10x10...? on Jun 7, 2007 5:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

108118 that is as far as i got

by jimmy on Jun 7, 2007 5:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

114124 thats all after hours of trying i cant get it to go any farther

by baw4ua on Jun 7, 2007 5:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

107754 for me

by Kelsey on Jun 7, 2007 5:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is hilarious

by Stafo on Jun 7, 2007 5:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

108255 best for me. I’m seriously addicted to this stupid game.

by MoreThanUFC on Jun 7, 2007 6:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You cant get past 114124.
So its going to be a draw between all of us.

by "Mr. NC-17" on Jun 7, 2007 6:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What a complete bullshitter!! Theres no way u can get to 205,814…put your photo editor away and play fairly you chump!! PLus even if you got him to fly 25,000 feet before the first bounce it shows all u probably got was 105,000. I tried all freakin day over and over until i got it perfectly and he flew 31,000 feet before the first bounce. U saying 25,000 shows your just a liar. Good try though buddy.

No I was the one asking if you could get it past 25ooo on your first bounce, and my highest was like 107000.

by BLOodyMEss on Jun 7, 2007 6:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4r0g9p2
That’s my final submission. How the hell do you guys get it to go further than 108k?

by MoreThanUFC on Jun 7, 2007 6:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I got 114307

by TitoG on Jun 7, 2007 6:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4r0g9p2
That’s my final submission. How the hell do you guys get it to go further than 108k?

You have to kick him at the perfect moment when he’s good and bent over, keep doing it over and over.

by TitoG on Jun 7, 2007 6:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice my highest score was 9940, beat that guys/\.

by St. Amour on Jun 7, 2007 6:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ufcmania whats your email address??

by Mr.mayn on Jun 7, 2007 6:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is it too late to send you an email..

by Mr.mayn on Jun 7, 2007 6:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

After 12 or 13 kicks Im 114125 =)

by arturo_caap on Jun 7, 2007 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damn how long do you guys wait to kick?

by BLOodyMEss on Jun 7, 2007 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

114438 :(
Just like five other people up there.

Damn.

by ShatteredDreams on Jun 7, 2007 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

108434 man i tried my best maybe next time.

by jason bang on Jun 7, 2007 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is the prize being split up then?

by BLOodyMEss on Jun 7, 2007 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If I win the secret prize better not being a Tim Slyvia Picture Package for 40 Bucks =(

 
oh thats rich! good one old boy.

by BLOodyMEss on Jun 7, 2007 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HERES MY PROOF!! I see a lot of u are getting 114,125 or 114,124…i was getting the same thing. Your probably not waiting for the right bend over or not holding the button and relasing the kick at the right time. It took me try after try but i saw a pattern and was able to kick at just the right time. I got 141,277…heres the proof. If you cant see it please let me know and i’ll try to resize the image larger.
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/dave6911/TITOKICKEDINTHEASS.jpg

by Stunnalator on Jun 7, 2007 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If you don’t have 50,000 by your second bounce just go ahead and hit the retry button…

by Jesse Holland on Jun 7, 2007 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

best i could muster after a gazillion tries….
http://mmamania.com/2007/06/07/kick-productivity-er-tito-in-the-ass/

by sooper822 on Jun 7, 2007 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

14,920 for me and that’s enough.

by Mamas Boy on Jun 7, 2007 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ha its really sad that I take joy in kicking one of my favorite UFC fighters.

by "Mr. NC-17" on Jun 7, 2007 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I got 114307. Can do that pretty consistently. HOW THE HELL DO YOU GO FARTHER? I cant figure it out for nothing.

by MoreThanUFC on Jun 8, 2007 12:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I AM THE CHAMPION!!!

by STUNNALATOR on Jun 8, 2007 9:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure 114438 is the best you can get. I tied it as well.

by Matt on Jun 8, 2007 10:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY UFC MANIA? WHERES THE 1ST PLACE PRIZE AT?

by STUNNALATOR on Jun 8, 2007 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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