Ultimate Fighting Caption: MMA Dude via Rear Naked Joke

by Jesse Holland on May 27, 2007 5:01 PM EDT Comment 26 comments

Photo courtesy of Sherdog.com

Dana is looking at Chuck and thinking:

"Lose this, and I will eat your soul"

Congratulations MMA Dude.

In our first ever caption contest, MMA Dude came out swinging for the fences. And with a total of 144 entries, it wasn't easy coming up with a winner.

If we had a prize for most obscure reference, that honor would most certainly go to MWA for his throwback to the 1980's My Buddy doll that came complete with advertising jingle.

Truth be told, I did have Sirchokemout in the top five for his line about Arby's, but since I love the market fresh sandwich and the closest Arby's is 40 miles south, I had to disqualify him for screwing with my appetite.

What I did find surprising (and a little disturbing) was the number of puns that referred to gay sex.

I know it's 2007 and all, but for purposes of this contest I'm going with a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy for all submissions.

Second place goes to Russ for "Sweep the leg." Not just for quoting screen legend Martin Kove, but for fleshing out the motive Johnny had for sweeping it in the first place: Both he and Kreese knew that Daniel was the better fighter.

Honorable mention goes to SGT Cmin for the tried-and-true "Do you want to be a F&^*ing fighter?" and Kenny the Swede for "Look Chuck! I've got a lion on my head! HAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAAA!"

Enjoy your prizes gentlemen. As for the rest of the gang, your submissions were both enjoyable and greatly appreciated.

I expect you all to return for next month's caption contest. I hear first prize is a signed glossy of Tim Sylvia. Only $40 shipping and handling.

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Yes I must say that this was fun, Number 1 was the best choice so a very good choice!

by "Mr. NC-17" on May 27, 2007 5:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I still think teh one where Dana was thinking about the “LOST” episode last night was the best, but oh well, that was MMA dude also.

by The Anomaly on May 27, 2007 5:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I guess it helps if the Judge’s have seen LOST and unfortunately I don’t watch it so the reference was LOST on me. LOST, get it? Blech, I’ll leave the one-liners to MMA Dude.

by Jesse Holland on May 27, 2007 5:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

haha whatever dude.

by The Anomaly on May 27, 2007 5:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

“Chuck, do you wanna be a f*cken fighter?”

by Tremdawg on May 27, 2007 6:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

congrats mmadude, the LOST one was the funniest to me

by tha spida on May 27, 2007 6:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

to watch the liddell fight last night go to www.Buzzhumor.com and be sure to type UFC in the search bar.

enjoy
-irishbeast2007

by irishbeast2007 on May 27, 2007 6:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Come on, “do you want to be a f#$@!# fighter” was tried and true a year ago. Now its just old and busted.

by Michaelthebox on May 27, 2007 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey UFCmania when are you goin to change the fighters rankings.

by St. Amour on May 27, 2007 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Good job Dude.
Too bad the guy wont know he won til Tuesday. He doesnt have internet at home.

by MoreThanUFC on May 27, 2007 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey UFCmania when are you goin to change the fighters rankings.

Rankings will be up on Tuesday.

by UFCmania on May 27, 2007 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

MMA Dude and all the other winners mentioned above shoot me an email at fan@ufcmania.com.

MMA Dude wins a signed Randy Couture/Diego Sanchez UFCmania.com t-shirt. And all the others get unsigned UFCmania tees.

Let me know the sizes, too, in your emails.

Congrats gents. And for the record, I’m sending one to C-War for his submission:

I’m worried Chuck…..I’m worried about……………..us….

Don’t know why but that gave me a laugh.

by UFCmania on May 27, 2007 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This was a lot of fun I hope we get to see more of these.

Congrats MMA Dude and thanks Mania for putting this together.

And howabout last night……whoa……..MMA is coming folks get ready.

by MWA on May 27, 2007 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks for making me a last minute winner bud! Sweetness! That was kind of fun, and yes there was a lot of gay sex lines, not sure why….

by c-war on May 28, 2007 1:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This was fun! It was hilarious to read some of these. Congrats to the Dude

by Stafo on May 28, 2007 1:39 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

MMA Dude and all the other winners mentioned above shoot me an email at fan@ufcmania.com.

MMA Dude wins a signed Randy Couture/Diego Sanchez UFCmania.com t-shirt. And all the others get unsigned UFCmania tees.

Let me know the sizes, too, in your emails.

Congrats gents. And for the record, I’m sending one to C-War for his submission:

I’m worried Chuck…..I’m worried about……………..us….

Don’t know why but that gave me a laugh.

Thanks for making me a last minute winner! You rock bro!

by c-war on May 28, 2007 1:57 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

what do I win for 2nd???

by Russ on May 28, 2007 7:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

2nd is the 1st loser, u dont get anything

by longislandguy on May 28, 2007 9:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Question, why did the thread cut off at 142 posts, or so. I never even got a chance…boohoo. :|

by MoreThanUFC on May 28, 2007 9:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

2nd is the 1st loser, u dont get anything

i guess all guys from long island are the same, cocky pricks

by tha spida on May 28, 2007 12:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

congrats mmadude, the LOST one was the funniest to me

hahaha read my post like two up from yours fool. Said the SAME thing.

by The Anomaly on May 28, 2007 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Seriously, send MMA dude an email. He only has internet at work, and may not scroll down to the bottom of the front page and even see this anymore.

by MoreThanUFC on May 29, 2007 8:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Seriously, send MMA dude an email. He only has internet at work, and may not scroll down to the bottom of the front page and even see this anymore.

Haha well its tuesday and im hear…thanks, i didnt realize there was going to be prizes…thats awesome though…thank you guys

by MMA Dude on May 29, 2007 9:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I won and all of you know it..

by Mr.mayn on May 29, 2007 11:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Haha well its tuesday and im hear…thanks, i didnt realize there was going to be prizes…thats awesome though…thank you guys

Ah man, no one told you. You had to claim it by Sun or else you lose it. I’ll talk to Mania and see if he cant get one of those signed Tim Sylvia glossies.