Ultimate Fighting Caption: UFC 71
by Jesse Holland on May 25, 2007 11:39 AM EDT
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Finish this caption: Dana is looking at Chuck and thinking...
UFCmania here ... just checking in. I like this idea. Best caption gets a signed Randy Couture/Diego Sanchez UFCmania.com t-shirt.
I'll be back tomorrow to work my way back in a little and to give some updates, including the UFC 71 live play-by-play coverage.
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I cant fuuucking wait for the stare down. It’s gonna rival Wandy/Crocop I or Rampage/Wandy II.
by MoreThanUFC on May 25, 2007 11:43 AM EDT reply actions
“I protected you as long as I could, time for a change Chuck”
by Dash on May 25, 2007 11:47 AM EDT reply actions
$$$$$$ Ca-ching.Or “Wow he looks great he’s lost his gut,oh no i’ve got a bigger man-crush on Liddell then Goldberg does on Rogan!”
by squid on May 25, 2007 11:50 AM EDT reply actions
“If you lose this, I will eat your soul.”
or
“Could I drop him with one punch? Getting laid by beautiful women still hasn’t satified my anger of getting in shape to box Tito….Gas is getting ridiculous, just yesterday iI filled up my Ferrari for 75 bucks….does he still think that moehawk is in style?…Im hungry.”
by MMA Dude on May 25, 2007 11:50 AM EDT reply actions
..I hope you don’t make another mistake and end up in a whooop asssing..
by PhilQNY on May 25, 2007 11:51 AM EDT reply actions
i can’t believe i was able to create so much hype about these 2 fighting
by ultra on May 25, 2007 11:55 AM EDT reply actions
MMA DUDE..That some funny shit bro…I think he was thinking about gas prices….I’m a huge Chuck fan, but I know he got wooped last fight but he looks pretty good in this pic…Not sounding gay but he looks a bit sculpted…..Cheers everyone have a safe and fun Memorial Weekend!!
by whatthef on May 25, 2007 11:56 AM EDT reply actions
This mother fucker is making my ass richhhhh!!!!!!! I dont ever think Ive seen a guy this unstopable Chuck via KO is a definite and makes me look like a marketing genius.
by Kevin Kelly on May 25, 2007 11:57 AM EDT reply actions
Chuck you are getting your cute ass whoop as last time, good luck
by Jesus Albert on May 25, 2007 12:00 PM EDT reply actions
“Bet you will win now that i dont have pride commentators around me taking the p*ss”
by CORNISHMMA on May 25, 2007 12:14 PM EDT reply actions
“He f**ked Rachelle Leah Chuck…..Rachelle Leah!…You saw the smarmy footage on All Acess….Even I haven’t done this, and im Dana ‘UFC’ White…Get him Chuck….Charge!”
by MJC_123 on May 25, 2007 12:16 PM EDT reply actions
“compose your self Chuck, don’t party like a rock star for a couple of days”
“I want to pund your girl friend….wait a minute..maybe Tito’s girl…yeah she is real dirty…hmmmm Oh yeah fight tomorrow night”
by Jo on May 25, 2007 12:23 PM EDT reply actions
“Should I f*%kin’ tell Chuck? If he f*%kin’ finds out later, and I didn’t f*%kin’ tell him, he will f*%kin’ kick the f*%kin’ sh%t out of me. F*%kin’ Rampage and McCarthy are on already on f*%kin’ board and understand that f*%kin’ forcing a 3rd f*%kin’ fight will make us ALL f*%kin’ huge f*%kin’ money…but does Chuck really need to f*%kin’ know? … hmmm…decisions, decisions”
This post is for entertainment purposes only. Do not flame me that I think the fight is fixed, although I do think McCarthy will be taking good care of Chuck.
by SaVaGe on May 25, 2007 12:28 PM EDT reply actions
Folks, mark this day down in your calendars, UFCmania actually likes one of my ideas. Now I’m afraid to go outside, I may get hit by lightning.
by Jesse Holland on May 25, 2007 12:32 PM EDT reply actions
Dana God, I L-O-V-E your cock…
Rampage He must have a big jock strap..
Chuck They dont know how hard it is to have this belly hiding such a ravishing manginea…
by Luppers on May 25, 2007 12:42 PM EDT reply actions
" Don’t F@!King blow this F%King fight Chuck. I can f&*King make millions of F*King dollars off you and Shogun if you f@#king pull this off.
by MMALovinFool on May 25, 2007 12:44 PM EDT reply actions
“Why is Chuck wearing a t-shirt? I specifically told him to wear a suit, too!”
by Red on May 25, 2007 12:50 PM EDT reply actions
“Look Chuck! I’ve got a lion on my head! HAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAAA!”
by Kenny the Swede on May 25, 2007 12:51 PM EDT reply actions
“If you lose this, I will eat your soul.”
or
“Could I drop him with one punch? Getting laid by beautiful women still hasn’t satified my anger of getting in shape to box Tito….Gas is getting ridiculous, just yesterday iI filled up my Ferrari for 75 bucks….does he still think that moehawk is in style?…Im hungry.”
Your funny dude
by PhilQNY on May 25, 2007 12:52 PM EDT reply actions
“F#k! I can't say 'f#k’ today because I’m gonna be on ES-f#kin'-PN. F#k!”
by Andy on May 25, 2007 12:54 PM EDT reply actions
If you don’t take him out this time I’m hiring professionals…Wait a minute… I own pride, I’m sure I have some nijas hidden somewhere. Thats it, I’ll unleash the ninja’s.
or
Knock him out or I will shock and awe you with F-Bombs!!!
by Natese7en on May 25, 2007 1:01 PM EDT reply actions
“Look Chuck! I’ve got a lion on my head! HAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAAA!”
haha this is a good one…no body make a fuckin move, ive got a pissed off lion on my head
by MMA Dude on May 25, 2007 1:08 PM EDT reply actions
“Man these guys are goin to save my ass for the shitty season of TUF, fukin knuckle heads.”
by LongIslandguy on May 25, 2007 1:12 PM EDT reply actions
“After all that training to fight Tito, I could kick your ass Chuck…Word….Mother Funker”
by MJC_123 on May 25, 2007 1:13 PM EDT reply actions
I swear to god chuck if you fuck me over on this I’m sending you the WEC.
by broncos12405 on May 25, 2007 1:15 PM EDT reply actions
“If he looses, I can still make a ton of coin selling fans a fight between Chuck and Wanderlei.”
by Ultimate Fighter MMA on May 25, 2007 1:16 PM EDT reply actions
“How DOES he get that mohawk so perfect?” I think Dana wants to make sweet man love to Chuck.
by Chris on May 25, 2007 1:23 PM EDT reply actions
I cant help it Chuck , Im still addicted to crack
by BIG PG on May 25, 2007 1:30 PM EDT reply actions
“In the land of the giants, the short bald guy with dark eyebrows IS KING.”
by MMA Dude on May 25, 2007 1:31 PM EDT reply actions
“Chuck, did you see me with my shirt off at the end of Bad Blood: White vs. Ortiz”
by Sir Gem on May 25, 2007 1:32 PM EDT reply actions
How much more money could i make if you changed your last name to “Norris”!!
by Clark77 on May 25, 2007 1:36 PM EDT reply actions
“Chuck and Rampage,standing in a ring…K-I-C-K-I-N-G…then comes punching…then comes wrestling…then comes money for the Dana baby….wait….did I just call myself Dana baby?”
by ianstx00 on May 25, 2007 1:36 PM EDT reply actions
“You lose this, and I’ll make you go one Dancing with the Stars”
“Don’t fuck this up”
by Mitch on May 25, 2007 1:38 PM EDT reply actions
At least this time I won’t be trying to do commentary if you get another ass-whooping
by EaZyE on May 25, 2007 1:40 PM EDT reply actions
Both Chuck and Rampage are awsome….But what happens if Chuck is beaten by Rampage?..What do you think he’ll do? Will he get an automatic re-match with Rampage? Or will Chuck move up in weight and smash everyone in the HW division? Chuck is my fav! i think it’s time we have a new Champ though, or not! I say it will go the distance and Rampage by decision…u heard it here first baby!….
by ndnman on May 25, 2007 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
“So let me get this straight….theyre off the island now, and Jack has turned into a druggy and wants to go back???”
by MMA Dude on May 25, 2007 1:47 PM EDT reply actions
“The last thing I need is my poster child getting beatdown by Wanderlei’s whipping boy.If Chuck does manage to win, Shogun is gonna retire him!What the hell am I gonna do?”
by nazztee93 on May 25, 2007 1:48 PM EDT reply actions
“Dana Liddell…hmmmm…Chuck White….ummmm…Mr. and Mrs. Dana White-Liddell…oh that will look much better on the invitations.”
by Sgt Cmin on May 25, 2007 1:50 PM EDT reply actions
“I wonder if Chuck could find a jock strap large enough in Japan? Oh wait a minute, Rampage is the one with a big dick.”
by BJ on May 25, 2007 1:55 PM EDT reply actions
“…how f@#-ing awesome it would be to have a threesome with Liddell and Bisping.”
by chicago on May 25, 2007 2:05 PM EDT reply actions
“I am sure glad that you didn’t ask for a boxing match in your contract.”
by JaCoB on May 25, 2007 2:09 PM EDT reply actions
Iceman “I have to fight another Gorilla”
Or
Rampage “Hope I look good in that Mohawk”
or
Dana “I’m in the money, I’m in the money”
Later
Chris Valentine
by Chris Valentine on May 25, 2007 2:10 PM EDT reply actions
“What the f*ck do those Chinese letters stand for?”
by aznmoses on May 25, 2007 2:13 PM EDT reply actions
“Please don’t be angry my love, there was no one else to book you against…”
by theCloser on May 25, 2007 2:18 PM EDT reply actions
“…i can’t believe i’m giving you this shot after you stood me up at the Olive Garden”
by miki on May 25, 2007 2:19 PM EDT reply actions
Dana- “haha, all these people, getting a shitty card I love this!”
by "Mr. NC-17" on May 25, 2007 2:19 PM EDT reply actions
“Ahhhh to bad there’s so many people around i want to kiss him so bad,no i can wait for tonight.Oh screw it here i come.”
by squid on May 25, 2007 2:21 PM EDT reply actions
Personally I believe he’s thinking, “Alright you s.o.b., if your right and can knock this big fu@ker out, I will find a way to get you in the cage with Fedor. If not we did just sign Showgun so either way I’m rich!!!”
by Tommy on May 25, 2007 2:29 PM EDT reply actions
I gave you rampage in the octagon, this is your kingdom, show him that you are the champ.
I’m still getting more money than any of you HA HA!
by Diego on May 25, 2007 2:33 PM EDT reply actions
Where should I buy my next house…..and give you guys that shitty tapout pick up truck.
by whatthef on May 25, 2007 2:37 PM EDT reply actions
Sho me da money!
Pist.. Chucky…. listen to me. No Nyquil, or liquer until after the fight
Pist.. Rampage…. Am I really Dana “It’s Good to Be” White?
by Nathan (stillstanding at fightforum.com) on May 25, 2007 2:39 PM EDT reply actions
Why don’t we make a wager? Loser has to watch American Idol…
by Nathan (stillstanding at fightforum.com) on May 25, 2007 2:42 PM EDT reply actions
“Little does he know, that this time “dramas” punk’ing him"
by Crawford on May 25, 2007 2:42 PM EDT reply actions
Please dont’t f this up for me Chuck, I just bought a new Ferrari…..
by Sanjaya on May 25, 2007 2:44 PM EDT reply actions
“Well Chuck will always have his “acting” career to fall back on"
“Damn Chuck missed a spot, I’ll have to give him the number to my barber”
“Dont let the down the faded shirt brotherhood”
by Crawford on May 25, 2007 2:46 PM EDT reply actions
“Well I put him on All Access and got Desert Dog to pick him to win, I did all I could do to help you Chuck”
No offense desert dog, just funning.
by Tommy on May 25, 2007 2:48 PM EDT reply actions
“If you shaved that mohawk we could look like brothers!! Just think of the possibilities. hmmm Iceman and…umm…I could be Snow White!”
or
“hey remember that time when you were on that morning talk show and you were drunk as hell? HA! I can’t believe we got away with that!…man i could use a beer right now.”
or
“Does Chuck know his fly’s open? Don’t look down Dana…just stare at his face…at the face…goood….goood…”
by Champ7115 on May 25, 2007 2:49 PM EDT reply actions
“I hope you fuck rampage like you fucked me last nite!” or “I hope you win because rampage looks like he gives crap head!”
sorry if these are the same as anyones but i couldnt b assed to read all the posts.
by AWT on May 25, 2007 2:51 PM EDT reply actions
“Please,please,please knock his f%king ass out Chuck…..I swear to f@king God I’ll give you anything you f*&king want!!”
by JackDempseyJr on May 25, 2007 2:55 PM EDT reply actions
“Tommy Gunn vs. Chuck Liddell….? Gunn vs. Liddell…..? ‘The Duke’ vs. ‘The Iceman’…..?”
by Crawford on May 25, 2007 2:55 PM EDT reply actions
…i would never box with this guy, but damnit i want tito!
by tha spida on May 25, 2007 3:00 PM EDT reply actions
“So let me get this straight….theyre off the island now, and Jack has turned into a druggy and wants to go back???”
hahaha, we have a winner!
by tha spida on May 25, 2007 3:01 PM EDT reply actions
…damn i hate tito ortiz, fuck it i’m making him fight chuck again!
by tha spida on May 25, 2007 3:07 PM EDT reply actions
Dana " Boy Golly, I sure I happy that I won’t be announcing this fight. Because when I was announcing their first fight in 2003 I was crying worse than Chuck when he was getting ground and pounded. Rampage, please don’t kill my only marketable champion other than Mr 50 years old"
- not my thoughts/opinions. These are the thoughts of Dana White.
by ViolentMike on May 25, 2007 3:07 PM EDT reply actions
What the f* was I thinking agreeing to the moronic Bad Blood idea?
by Chris on May 25, 2007 3:17 PM EDT reply actions
…push him chuck so espnnews will air the weigh ins more often…
by tha spida on May 25, 2007 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
“F#k! I can't say 'f#k’ today because I’m gonna be on ES-f#kin'-PN. F#k!”
I like this one. He can’t stop F bombing for even a second.
by Mamas Boy on May 25, 2007 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
What the F#uck are you guys talking about/ All i know i cant wait till tomorrow! Oh my i think i just shited in my underwear! Go Chuck. Rue. La liaison a un grand dick.
by St. Amour on May 25, 2007 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!? Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!?Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!?Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!?Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!?Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!?Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!?Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!?
by Sgt Cmin on May 25, 2007 3:39 PM EDT reply actions
“I wonder how much it would cost to buy his Mohawk”
by Hoodlum on May 25, 2007 3:43 PM EDT reply actions
What is that hanging out of his nose? Is that bugger? That’s F@$%in gross.
by trousersnake on May 25, 2007 4:04 PM EDT reply actions
Man I have to poop…What is that hanging out of Chuck’s nose?
by Mark Ennen on May 25, 2007 4:43 PM EDT reply actions
“hmmm… i wonder… maybe i would look tougher with a mohawk like that?”
by Luke64 on May 25, 2007 4:54 PM EDT reply actions
Even if you get past Rampage i can make bank off of Shogun whooping your ass.
by baw4ua on May 25, 2007 4:55 PM EDT reply actions
Just watching these two stare each other down gives me a f@&%*!# hard on
by baw4ua on May 25, 2007 4:57 PM EDT reply actions
“dont smile… you’ll ruin the picture. DON’T f@#$ing smile!”
by Luke on May 25, 2007 4:57 PM EDT reply actions
“hmmm. maybe… i think i might look tougher with a mohawk? Then Tito would never trash talk me!”
by Luke 64 on May 25, 2007 4:59 PM EDT reply actions
I love it when you talk dirty you big sexy mohawk wearing piece of meat
by ILJO on May 25, 2007 5:10 PM EDT reply actions
“you better not f*cking beat another one of my hyped pride fighters”
by Can a comp. calculate 10x10x10x10...? on May 25, 2007 5:13 PM EDT reply actions
Just watching these two stare each other down gives me a f@&%*!# hard on
You are Gay.
by St. Amour on May 25, 2007 5:16 PM EDT reply actions
Man I have to poop…What is that hanging out of Chuck’s nose?
What are u talking about that;s his mustache! n yes u do what u do!
by St. Amour on May 25, 2007 5:17 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, double or nothing. You win or you owe me 200,000 dollars.
by raider_rebelfan on May 25, 2007 5:19 PM EDT reply actions
Chuck really going to fuck this guy up and were running out of oppenents for him!
by Josh on May 25, 2007 5:20 PM EDT reply actions
“Damn chuck, I wonder what you would look like with a full head of hair”
by Zildo on May 25, 2007 5:38 PM EDT reply actions
“hmmm…I wonder if he knows his light blue shirt has become extremely dark blue under his arms..that better not be fear..mmmaaan Chucky what the hell is wrong with you I said dress business professional not white trash reject casual, DAMN IT…
by Mr.mayn on May 25, 2007 5:43 PM EDT reply actions
My god. Jackson was right, that Mohican is magnificent !!!
by D_berry on May 25, 2007 5:46 PM EDT reply actions
What the F#uck are you guys talking about/ All i know i cant wait till tomorrow! Oh my i think i just shited in my underwear! Go Chuck. Rue. La liaison a un grand dick.
HUH?
by Mr.mayn on May 25, 2007 5:47 PM EDT reply actions
“my buddy,
my buddy,
wherever I go….you’re gonna go.
my buddy,
my buddy,
my buddy and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
by MWA on May 25, 2007 6:03 PM EDT reply actions
Don’t worry old friend. When this is all over, I’ll feed you Ortiz again. Won’t that make you feel all better?
by Mahde on May 25, 2007 6:13 PM EDT reply actions
“Win or Lose Chuck, I WILL make you my Tito tonight…..”
by Lance on May 25, 2007 6:22 PM EDT reply actions
“Hmm, I wonder what clever name I should call the rubbermatch? Chuck vs Rampage 3: The last…. mohawk?”
by Dan on May 25, 2007 6:47 PM EDT reply actions
DANA …. "Do you think he knows he’s about to get “punked” again?"
CHUCK …."I hope I don’t get “punked” again.
RAMPAGE …."This guy is defenitly getting “punked” again."
by FRESNOVIDEOSECURITY.COM on May 25, 2007 6:53 PM EDT reply actions
“How can he look so serious when he’s not wearing any pants…?”
by Evz on May 25, 2007 6:53 PM EDT reply actions
Je vous aime Chuck. l’u de Volonté m’épouse. Try to translate that in english Chuck haters.thats french by the wya.
by St. Amour on May 25, 2007 6:56 PM EDT reply actions
“I love this shit plain and simple”
how about money aint a thing
by RAwb on May 25, 2007 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
“So let me get this straight….theyre off the island now, and Jack has turned into a druggy and wants to go back???”
I don’t even care this one wins right now. Congrats MMADUDE.
Haha yeah flashforwards for a change instead of flashbacks. All im sayin MMADUDE is they better not just get off the island and never answer any of the freakin questions.
by The Anomaly on May 25, 2007 7:44 PM EDT reply actions
“…Okay , okay . A guy with a 3 inch thick tire chain around his neck and a dude with a mohawk walk into a bar…”
by Bob on May 25, 2007 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
‘’I hope he doesn’t mention that time we had that 3some with the dwarf.’’
by jason bang on May 25, 2007 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
please more pics of dana white.I never get tired of his bald ass in the middle of all the fighter pics.
screw u tito for not knocking his bald ass out for free stupid dumb ass.like that fat blob could do anything anyway.I wonder how much money chrome dome offered Rampage to take a dive?hopefully he didn’t take it.
by Suspiria on May 25, 2007 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
“Yes mom, I see you!”
Whoa! I din’t know you could quote yourself.
Awesome!
by ruber on May 25, 2007 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
“Chuck, if you hit him right now I’ll make another million. Please hit him, please !!!!!”
by Will on May 25, 2007 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
“i want my baby back baby back baby back. i want my baby back baby back baby back.. chilis baby back ribs….. barbeque sauce”
by matteo on May 25, 2007 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
I wonder how many licks it will take you to beat down a tootsie pop…
by c-war on May 26, 2007 1:06 AM EDT reply actions
" Don’t worry Chuck, if you lose I will just say you have a staph infection, thats what Vince McMahon would do, it works every time."
by Hurricane on May 26, 2007 1:31 AM EDT reply actions
(since Chuck’s asian symbols are facing Dana)
“Dude, I get the mohawk, okay, cool. But what is with all those fucking asian symbols? Like come on.”
by Matthew Watt on May 26, 2007 1:35 AM EDT reply actions
The only reason I dropped a f-bomb in there is because you know Dana would.
by Matthew Watt on May 26, 2007 1:41 AM EDT reply actions
“Look Chuck! I’ve got a lion on my head! HAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAAA!”
LOL- I think we have a winner!
by Raymond on May 26, 2007 7:58 AM EDT reply actions
“If you guys swing, please don’t miss and take me out.”
by Powershen on May 26, 2007 8:25 AM EDT reply actions
“If you win this fight, I’ll have your baby. Hey whatever, I’ll still have your baby.”
by getrawbc on May 26, 2007 9:01 AM EDT reply actions
“Okay just ask him ‘Have you ever kissed a man’ no i cant do it i’m to nervous and he might punch me”
by squid on May 26, 2007 10:04 AM EDT reply actions
“Okay boys let’s make it more interesting.Chuck if you lose i get your mohawk (and boxers and pants).Rampage if you lose i get your chain and a kiss…………..TO EBAY!”
by squid on May 26, 2007 10:06 AM EDT reply actions
Don’t fuck this up…NyQuil just called and wants to put up huge
sponsorship $$ for you to fight Tommy. Oh and you fucking have to wear
his chain with a little bottle of their new Iceman formula hanging off it.
Win the fucking chain chuck…………..
by Toke on May 26, 2007 10:57 AM EDT reply actions
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