UFC 67 drinking game rules

by MMAmania.com on Feb 3, 2007 5:09 PM EST

ufc 67 drinking game
UFC and beer go together like Jenna Jameson and STDs.

It's customary to have a few pops -- usually an excessive amount, actually -- before, during and after big UFC events.

Like anything else, there are drinking games associated with each broadcast -- most of it hinges on the comments of ringside announcers Mike Goldberg and Joe Rogan.

Just check out any number of forums and you'll see what I am talking about. But, if you want a headstart, I came across a rather comprehensive thread today on Sherdog.net for UFC 67.

I'm not going to take credit for any of these below. In fact, the author of the post compiled them from other posts himself.

As usual, I'm just here to pass along UFC goodness.

I recommend picking and choosing various phrases -- if you play according to this entire list I'm pretty sure you'll be crunked before Patrick Cote and Scott Smith step foot in the Octagon.

Take a gulp every Time Joe or Mike say:

"Styles make fights"
"War of attrition"
"We all know wrestlers don't like to be on their backs"
"He's no joke"
"Heart"
"Brutal elbows"
"Big right gand"
"Well-rounded"
"He's rocked!"
"Warrior"
"IT IS AAAAAALLLLLLL OVER"
"He's going for an Omoplata"
"In his world now"

Take a couple of gulps when:

The camera pans to Tim Sylvia in the crowd while watching or talking about Cro Cop
When Cro Cop's left high kick is mentioned
Crowd boos
Randy Couture's return is mentioned
Matt Hughes or Rich franklin are referred to as former UFC champs

Chug half your beer if:

Rampage howls
Joe or Mike say Wow! Anderson Silva knows jiu-jitsu
Crowd chants USA during Silva or Crocop fights
Joe says, "He's got it, he's got it DEEP...oh wait he lost it"

Feel free to add to this list.

And, props to the last man/woman standing ... or speaking for that matter when the lights come up at the end of the evening.

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Drink a full beer when Rogan says, “Travis Lutter looks terrified!!”

by Erhardt on Feb 3, 2007 5:45 PM EST reply actions

Chug when Goldberg says, “So you wanna be an Ultimate Fighter?”

by MMAlowdown.com on Feb 3, 2007 5:56 PM EST reply actions

Drink a full beer each time Xyience is mentioned. Oh wait, don’t, I don’t want to be responsible for killing anybody.

by xx2000xx on Feb 3, 2007 7:02 PM EST reply actions

Joe says “sick”

Everytime you see Timmy’s belt

Eveytime you see Michael Clarke Duncan or the King of Queens fellow

by Greencorn on Feb 3, 2007 7:19 PM EST reply actions

“he’s in survival mode now”
“looking to finish it here!”

by Dan on Feb 3, 2007 8:48 PM EST reply actions

Too bad " Everytime Jenna Jaimeson’s Cleavage is on screen" wasn’t on the list… Alcohol poisoning might have occured.

by TRavis on Feb 5, 2007 1:22 PM EST reply actions

Big John says “Lets get it on”

Or each fight is won by…
Split Decison = 1/2 beer
TKO = Alabama slammer
KO = Shooter (B-52 or Drop Kickme Jesus)
Submission = Screwdriver/paralyzer.
or there is a break between rounds

by Robin on Feb 5, 2007 9:07 PM EST reply actions

joe Rogan “Quinacential Predator” or Quinacential anything….Keg Stand

by MMA Dude on Feb 6, 2007 3:40 PM EST reply actions

“4 ounce baby gloves”…..jager bomb

by MMA Dude on Feb 6, 2007 3:43 PM EST reply actions

We play as well – this is a great post. Some of the things we drink to are;

Retard strength – Joe R
Definitive reach advantage – Mike G
Equally the same – Mike G
Jagernaut – Joe R
..and so on

by Budsykind on Feb 20, 2007 10:10 PM EST reply actions

We play as well – this is a great post. Some of the things we drink to are;

Retard strength – Joe R
Definitive reach advantage – Mike G
Equally the same – Mike G
Jagernaut – Joe R
..and so on

by Budsykind on Feb 20, 2007 10:10 PM EST reply actions

we sit there and bet on the fights and the loser has to chug a beer, and ufc 68 i lost every single time lol

by up and coming fighter on Apr 19, 2007 12:55 PM EDT reply actions

verytime goldie uses the word mediocre out of contex

by dazzle on Apr 20, 2007 8:22 PM EDT reply actions

1 for “UNBELIEVABLE”

by ruber on May 8, 2007 8:54 PM EDT reply actions

before a fight, each person fills out or circles one on each line of the following questions on their own sheet:

winner_______________________________________________(5points)

round:
1 2 3 4 5

KO: HEAD body!
punches uppercut hook jab
kicks roundhouse high spinning
elbows right left flying!
KNEE right left FLYING!

submissions: tapout sleep!
choke naked guillotine triangle
arm armbar kamora broken!
leg kneebar anklelock broken!

TKO: ref doctor
strikes DQ blood!

desission: unanimous split

celebrity sightings:

hiphop pop country idol B4 1989
in theathers action comedy drama XXX
fox,abc,nbc cable primetime cancelled PBS
ufc fighter nba nfl boxer retired
flava-flav carrot top kfed britney paris

lucky celebrity guess (onehundred million points)_____________

to add points just look at the rounds on the top of the page, for example a flying knee KO to the head is worth 8 points (head is 2, knee is 1, flying is 5points)

by Sahl279atyahoocom on May 11, 2007 8:27 AM EDT reply actions

How bout every time Mike Goldberg says something completely idiotic, well wait maybe thats a bad idea, alcohol poisoning amy occur. Also every time John McCarthy stops a fight early, you cant drink for 10 mins, wait that would be almost every fight he refs

by PC on May 13, 2007 11:39 PM EDT reply actions

How bout every time Mike Goldberg says something completely idiotic, well wait maybe thats a bad idea, alcohol poisoning amy occur. Also every time John McCarthy stops a fight early, you cant drink for 10 mins, wait that would be almost every fight he refs

John mcarthy is the best ref. the UFC has, he has never stopped a fight to early and all of his calls are near perfect.

by shade on May 21, 2007 11:40 AM EDT reply actions

Take a look and see if you can get as drunk…

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http://www.fundrinkingames.com

Later…

by fundrunk on Jun 2, 2007 3:20 AM EDT reply actions

Take a gulp:

Every time you see or hear the “That guy is my hero!” promo

Chug when:
Chris Lieben loses and he starts crying
Herb Dean stops a fight early

by E.J. Jigga on Jun 4, 2007 6:02 PM EDT reply actions

in my country we drink together every 3 minutes a shot of vodka.
its a nice

by mcanena on Jul 6, 2007 10:20 AM EDT reply actions

John mcarthy is the best ref. the UFC has, he has never stopped a fight to early and all of his calls are near perfect.

i agree.

by Greenleaf on Jul 26, 2007 5:48 PM EDT reply actions

UFCmania, what do I need to do in order to be able to blog on this site again?

by i bread on Jul 26, 2007 5:52 PM EDT reply actions

UFCmania, what do I need to do in order to be able to blog on this site again?

Stop posting under different screen names. Stick with iBread.

by UFCmania on Jul 26, 2007 7:41 PM EDT reply actions

I think y’all left out a big one – whenever someone says “on the button”. Never fails.

by Carsyn on Sep 17, 2007 2:34 PM EDT reply actions

i know this thread is old and im late on it but whoever said big john stops fights early is a moron and should stop mixing chemicals with their kool-aid.

by jdawg on Oct 31, 2007 6:22 PM EDT reply actions

drink a beer everytime they show chuck and wanderlay int he crowd !

by moro on Nov 1, 2007 11:54 AM EDT reply actions

i know this thread is old and im late on it but whoever said big john stops fights early is a moron and should stop mixing chemicals with their kool-aid.

I agree with you man John is the #1 octagon ref. he call every fight perfect and in my 10 years of watching the UFC I have never seen a contested McCarthy call. (Personally speaking). Now Mazzagatti and Dean a few bad calls but that guys that’s kinda bald and refs one every 3 months, the older guy thats about McCarthys size now hes a bad ref and thats why hes in the WEC…

by KO KING on Nov 13, 2007 11:55 AM EST reply actions

Smoke a bowl everytime Joe Rogan wears thermal underwear instead of a normal shirt.

by SmokeRogan on Jan 15, 2008 12:04 AM EST reply actions

Chug a beer whenever Steve Mazagatti has his classic moustache(we call it the “MAZAGATTI”). Chug a beer and a shot if it’s clean shaven.
Take big gulps whenever a fighter knocks on his “NUT CUP”. A gulp for each time the fighter knocks on it!!

by ChuckNasty on Jan 16, 2008 10:34 PM EST reply actions