Surprise! Jenna announces birthday bash for Tito
by MMAmania.com on Jan 23, 2007 10:03 AM EST
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Porn legend Jenna Jameson recently issued a release to the media announcing a surprise birthday celebration tonight for her boyfriend and UFC light heavyweight Tito Ortiz.
Hmmmm ... let me think about that one for a second.
Nah, it's too dumb to comprehend. I'll let you be the judge.
Here's a snip from the media alert:
Internationally recognized sexy icon Jenna Jameson and Champion MMA fighter Tito Ortiz, who have been called "the new power couple." Jenna will host an open-to-the-public "surprise" birthday party for Mixed Martial Arts sensation....
Oh goodness, where o'where to start ...
Power couple? Sexy icon? I can go on for days, but I'm going to just leave this one alone. Just read the boilerplate at the bottom of the release for another nice chuckle.
Anyway, the bash to mark Tito's 32nd birthday is at Pure Night Club in Caesar's Palace Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Happy Birthday, Tito.
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